Piss Shivers

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

In the microwave.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:26

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# ¿ May 17, 2025 13:31

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

GBS posters are obsessed with their waste

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:38

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Brother Tadger posted:

The worst is when you are really cozy in bed (or your sleeping bag, etc) in the middle of the night and you have to pee and you know it�s going to cause you to have restless sleep if you don�t get up to piss, but you are so cozy that you debate with yourself whether you should just hold it for a little while longer

The noble piss jug, friend of truckers and heavy sleepers alike.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:41

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

1. My dad won�t let me pee like a lady.

2. There�s piss all over the seat from my piss shivers.

1. Why does your dad have any input on your bathroom habits?

2. Lift the seat before you piss please.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:47

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

1. It�s HIS loving house.

2. Seat is MIA. It�s just the bowl lately.

Oh, okay then.

Fair.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:57

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

if you piss outside, the whole world is your toilet

Username checks out lol

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 17:57

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I shart so much it�s kind of a non-issue.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2025 18:34

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

You ever get piss shivers numbers guy?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2025 00:09

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Jose Oquendo posted:

Cross-posting from the poo poo thread:

Not a poo poo story, but one the thread will appreciate.

I had to take a motor coach to a port terminal and on the journey I used the bus� lavatory.

It had a sign indicating not to pee standing up. Never one for following directions, I went ahead and peed standing up. The toilet was really weird. It had a very shallow bowl and the hole where the stuff would flush was closed, so my piss splattered everywhere. Once I flushed it, the toilet did work, but I had to make sure to clean up the area because I would not want anyone to sit in my urine.

I�m very curious what would happen if I took a giant dump. Like, would the bowl be too small? Would I get my poo poo all over my own rear end? I�m glad I never had to find out.

What I imagine trying to hit that particular target.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2025 00:48

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

a piss shiver is 1/5th of an orgasm, a sneeze is 1/12th. Don't ask about the math

Common denominator would be 60.

So a piss shiver is 20/60 of an orgasm and a sneeze is 5/60 of an orgasm. So every 4 sneezes are worth 1 orgasm.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2025 04:06

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Aishlinn posted:

Whenever i sneeze, i tend to sneeze 3 times in a row. So close, but no cookie.

Maybe buy some hot peppers to get you over the hump?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2025 04:17

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Thesaurus posted:

Btw is this just a guy thing, or do women not subject others to detailed discussions of their bodily waste,?

We may never know :smith:

# ¿ Mar 24, 2025 15:06

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I made this thread and I can break this thread! My finger is hovering HOVERING over the Close button

FWIW I made a urinal thread awhile back. We can always use that as a backup piss thread.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 02:43

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Can we get this added to the OP?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 18:26

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

Piss Jug Man is real?!

Lol yep. The truck stop is fake though

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 18:44

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

No tugging allowed here!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 18:45

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 21:42

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# ¿ May 17, 2025 13:31

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

Aw shiet, back in stock!

Just in time for father's day.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 21:44

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