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Let's say your house is paid off in full, and you have money set aside for ALL your bills. Your property taxes, insurance, internet, electric, etc... is covered. And you have $5k set aside as an emergency fund. You are left with about $3k a month to spend on food and disposable income, as everything else is covered. That'll be about $100 per day for you to spend. Will you be happy with this much money? That $100 has to cover your food and to keep you entertained.
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Pcmaker posted:Let's say your house is paid off in full, and you have money set aside for ALL your bills. Your property taxes, insurance, internet, electric, etc... is covered. And you have $5k set aside as an emergency fund. What the gently caress Yes That sounds like an impossible perfect dream for most people
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Mar 27, 2025 00:10
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$3000 a month with no mortgage or rent payment? uh yes lol wtf
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Mar 27, 2025 00:11
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Sure, I'll let you pay me $100 a day for the rest of my life OP
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Mar 27, 2025 00:11
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By the way you owe me $100 OP
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Mar 27, 2025 00:11
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I'm a pretty basic bitch so I could probably be happy with the same stipulations but like $1500 a month for food/whatever instead. So yes, OP. I'd be happy with it.
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Mar 27, 2025 00:13
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how is this not a 3o post
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Mar 27, 2025 00:13
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Yes, assuming it is untaxed, that is ~15% less then I currently make. That's $2000 a month, not $3000. I can jive with it.
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Mar 27, 2025 00:14
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Junk posted:how is this not a 3o post
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Mar 27, 2025 00:15
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The whores I frequent are ~$600 a day so I’ll have to save up a bit
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Mar 27, 2025 00:32
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:The whores I frequent are ~$600 a day so I’ll have to save up a bit
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Mar 27, 2025 00:39
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Taking inflation into account and the possibility of the US dollar no longer being a valid currency, that’s about an egg a day so sure, yeah I can swing that.
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Mar 27, 2025 00:41
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numberoneposter posted:$600 a day? wtf dude you know you can negotiate the price. they must see you coming a mile away. 12 * $50 =$600.00 Checks out
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Mar 27, 2025 01:01
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kntfkr posted:12 * $50 =$600.00 I get the eggs for free so I feel like I’m ahead of the game
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Mar 27, 2025 01:10
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breakfast of bacon ($2) and two eggs ($14) shower with yesterday's pasta water ($0, costs nothing to save the planet) go see a movie with no snacks ($12) sneak into another movie ($0) approach the theater manager and tell him i can't believe he runs a business where people can sneak into movies, demand refund (+$12) go to five guys, only eat peanuts ($0) drop my wallet ($84) freak out because i realize i lost my wallet ($0) go back to five guys and fish around in the peanuts until i find it (+$84 and a warning from the manager) sit on park bench and throw coins at ducks ($.87) go home and sleep in my chair ($0) all in a day's work and i save $83.13
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Mar 27, 2025 01:14
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unlike these dopes who will just settle for whatever they're offered, I demand a $1000 per diem and a loaner car
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Mar 27, 2025 01:22
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"Your property taxes, insurance, internet, electric, etc... is covered." How exactly does that work? That is not how retirement works at all, there is no way to know what your base level living expenses will be. Also $5k is a laughable emergency fund, like twice that should be a bare minimum.
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Mar 27, 2025 01:25
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I need 1000 a day to retire on Mainly for the gambling addiction I hope to attain which includes smoking menthol cigarettes and blaming the machines or the guy who sat next to me for my bad luck
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Mar 27, 2025 01:26
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The problem is you can't make a good sex doll with a hundred one-dollar bills. Maybe a sex arse, but not a sturdy one. You can convert it to other currencies if you're not xenophobic though.
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Mar 27, 2025 01:28
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Now I'm curious, how many dollar bills do you need to create a replica human being?
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Mar 27, 2025 01:29
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$100 per day, everyday without having to work would be enough now OP. Are you offering? But... it probably won't be enough for poo poo when I "retire" because of you know who...
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Mar 27, 2025 01:31
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100$ per diem is pretty nice op
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Mar 27, 2025 01:34
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Three Olives posted:"Your property taxes, insurance, internet, electric, etc... is covered." It's covered by your retirement. Let's say you get $5000 a month and you use $2000 to do cover all those bills, and you're left with $3000.
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Mar 27, 2025 01:43
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would you eat a burger for 5000000 dollars
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Mar 27, 2025 01:44
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At this point I'd take $2 a day and be happy
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Mar 27, 2025 01:55
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I won't be able to afford to wipe my rear end with fresh lobsters any more May as well just die
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Mar 27, 2025 01:56
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Yeah that's cool I can go to the discount strip club.
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Mar 27, 2025 01:57
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Kmount da Hood posted:Yeah that's cool I can go to the discount strip club. Gross that's where your mom, sister, aunt, grandmother, and daughter work
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Mar 27, 2025 01:59
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$100? That's barely enough to afford a banana
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Rubber Chicken posted:Gross that's where your mom, sister, aunt, grandmother, and daughter work NO IT ISN'T
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Mar 27, 2025 02:29
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Kmount da Hood posted:NO IT ISN'T yeah it is
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lowtax death mask posted:would you eat a burger for 5000000 dollars hmm what kind of burger?
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Mar 27, 2025 02:36
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kntfkr posted:yeah it is Man come on, that's not where they work.
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Mar 27, 2025 02:36
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I need triple that gotta buy scratchers and scratch them at the counter while a line forms behind me
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Mar 27, 2025 03:05
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That's so much money for me there's no way I'd spend it all and I'd start accumulating significant savings and would have to consider where I'm putting all that spare money.
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Mar 27, 2025 03:17
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Junk posted:how is this not a 3o post pencilhands and 3o are like a dr jekyll/mr hyde thing
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Mar 27, 2025 03:18
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$100 in the future will most likely not be worth much considering the current trend of price increases. EGG-PRICES-HISTORICAL-CHART.PNG
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You know if we pooled our resources, like a lot of the time I don't want to eat three whole eggs, multiply that out by a few dozen people and some folks get like two and a half eggs for free.
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Mar 27, 2025 03:27
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discount pencilhands strikes again!
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i will settle for no less than one million pounds per day
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