Will $100 per day be good enough for you when you retire?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Will $100 per day be good enough for you when you retire?

Chip S. Challenge: Mar 20, 2024; Hint: You don't need the fire boots, but they could help later on.

breakfast of bacon ($2) and two eggs ($14)
shower with yesterday's pasta water ($0, costs nothing to save the planet)
go see a movie with no snacks ($12)
sneak into another movie ($0)
approach the theater manager and tell him i can't believe he runs a business where people can sneak into movies, demand refund (+$12)
go to five guys, only eat peanuts ($0)
drop my wallet ($84)
freak out because i realize i lost my wallet ($0)
go back to five guys and fish around in the peanuts until i find it (+$84 and a warning from the manager)
sit on park bench and throw coins at ducks ($.87)
go home and sleep in my chair ($0)

all in a day's work and i save $83.13

# ¿ Mar 27, 2025 01:14

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# ¿ May 20, 2025 04:44

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