MLB N/V Mar/Apr 2025 - Not on the 40-man and probably won't be all season

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Bregor posted:

Happy baseball season y'all

# ¿ Mar 27, 2025 17:19

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# ¿ May 21, 2025 03:31

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

It was only a matter of time until a player named after the guy from Space Mutiny made the MLB.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2025 22:01

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Didn't Judge say he doesn't use the torpedo bats?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2025 21:04

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I think MLB players should be allowed to go up to the plate with any batting implement of their choice. Greataxes, electric guitars, large metal poles. It would add some color to the game.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2025 21:13

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Dameius posted:

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This makes sense. Both were unfairly maligned carpenters.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2025 06:47

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Instead of scammers trying to convince you they're a hot Filipino chick to get you on crypto they're going to start selling torpedo bats.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2025 19:24

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Stroke my torpedo, juice my balls.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2025 20:25

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

FlamingLiberal posted:

Say it with me now....Mets starter has a rehab setback

https://x.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1907181764059017663

I love that MLB pitchers get "shut down" now. I like to imagine Sean Manaea shouting "Dszzz_zzhhhh" and doing the robot walk off the pitcher's mound upon hearing the news.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2025 23:16

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Jon Bois in 2016: What if Barry Bonds played without a bat?

Jon Bois in 2025: What if a torpedo bat played without Barry Bonds?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2025 01:30

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Da friggin' METS baybyyyyyy :dukedog:

(please start hitting our bullpen isn't gonna run on magic forever).

# ¿ Apr 8, 2025 16:05

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Hample's Hamper Dampens Ray's Fortunes in Tampers

# ¿ Apr 9, 2025 13:52

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

If the Mets didn't re-sign Alonso they'd be like 2-9 so far lol.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2025 14:15

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

It's da METS, baybyyyyy :dukedog:

# ¿ Apr 13, 2025 23:56

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

All 97-whatever years of pitchers being forced to bat in the National League were worth it just to see Bartolo Colon hit a single home run for the Mets.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2025 17:31

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mike_V posted:

lol manfred's response is for the 100 people in america that are colin hanks or rob lowe

That's THE Colin Hanks? The fresh-faced youngster from the popular comedy Orange County? Allow me to quickly look up when that was made as I take a long sip of water.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2025 19:59

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

20 bucks a month?! Are we talking about streaming subscriptions or the Orioles' run differential?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2025 20:34

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

My dad talks about the Soto contract like he himself personally spent 750 million dollars on him and wants a greater return on investment.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2025 19:19

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mets pitching has been so good this season and they've got like 1.5 actual starters. Somehow they're also in the Top 3 for run differential even though it feels like all of their wins are 3-1.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2025 18:54

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# ¿ May 21, 2025 03:31

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

zoux posted:

😬

Also jesus christ

THe number of pitchers hitting 100 remaining basically static while the number of 100+ pitches thrown triples seems to portend bad things for elbows vis a vis discomfort.

The future of the MLB will be teams recruiting 22-year olds to throw 115mph fastballs for one inning before being shut down for season-ending TJ surgery.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2025 14:21

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