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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Jesus is obviously a SP who only throws complete games. He's the beginning and the end, and as the kids say these days, nails.

Always good to go on three days' rest too.

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

zoux posted:

Well the astros loving suck now, lost season, sell the team, fire everybody, blow it up, etc.

They won the division even though they started like 12-24 last year, but yeah. Can only downgrade the offense so many times before it turns out you have a terrible offense.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

GalacticAcid posted:

MLB just cravenly follows the NBA’s lead in absolutely everything. The Cool League does a million uniforms a year, so we should too. The Cool League puts corporate decals on the jerseys, so we should too. The Cool League has constant prop net ads during gameplay, so we should too.

I like the NBA and everything but the mimicry is so cloying and obvious.

3 of the jerseys look like NBA teams anyway, except only one with the correct city. Rockies look like the Suns and Red Sox look like the Bucks.

The Miami one is actually reminiscent of Inter Miami with the color scheme, which makes sense to capitalize on the Messi connection. I dare them to introduce a "Marlins Culture" one at some point, though.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
RIP Dotel, I'll never forget that Astros 6 pitcher no-hitter, including Octavio striking out 4 in a single inning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShai_zvZZk

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

zoux posted:

We’re playing pretty lovely ball for a team one game under 500.

Astros pitching is still really good, but the hitting is really bad. Good recipe for a lot of ugly games.

Would be nice to have the AL hits leader and NL #2 on our team, but that's just pure fantasy.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Scott Blewett, a guy whose headshot still has him in an O's cap, is opening today, so the posts can write themselves.

Up there with Balfour and Bummer for elite reliever names.

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Exodor posted:

Turns out the Astros are easy to beat when they refuse to score any runs.

All Houston sports teams are only allowed to have great defense and zero offense.

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