Times you got incredibly freaking lucky and escaped death or super serious

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Times you got incredibly freaking lucky and escaped death or super serious

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Most recent was slipping in the shower at a hotel. I hit my ribs hard enough to dislocate the cartilage ring, and bruised my liver enough to get high levels on a blood test that I requested. I could have easily knocked myself out or ruined my teeth but all my damage was subtle and I still feel very lucky.

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peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Also could have lost a few thumbs at construction sites but gloves are good and handrails exist for a good reason.

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