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New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

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peanut posted:

Most recent was slipping in the shower at a hotel. I hit my ribs hard enough to dislocate the cartilage ring, and bruised my liver enough to get high levels on a blood test that I requested. I could have easily knocked myself out or ruined my teeth but all my damage was subtle and I still feel very lucky.

Bathrooms are no joke man. I tripped getting out of the shower and faceplanted my whole body weight into a rod iron towel rack. Housemates found me on the ground in a puddle of blood. Split my forehead open and had a concussion bad enough to gently caress up my speech for a little while

It was in the middle of the pandemic lockdown so I didn't even bother getting stitches. Looked like harry potter for a while but it's barely visible now.

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