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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Times you got incredibly freaking lucky and escaped death or super serious
 
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 Woke up after a pretty wild night in college firmly on my back with puke everywhere on my face and body. Pretty close call imo

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Times you got incredibly freaking lucky and escaped death or super serious