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You Are A Werewolf posted:When I was 16, my older sister and I got into a heated argument and I told her to go gently caress herself. In a drug fueled manic rage, she went to the kitchen, got our biggest chef's knife, and proceeded to stab me right in the chest with it in front of my mother. Luckily, I was holding a giant bag of kettle popcorn and the knife plunged into that instead of me. I dropped the bag and ran, and she chased me around the house intent on murdering me. I made it into the laundry room, blocked the door with the dryer, and left the house out the laundry room exterior door. I could still hear her screaming and trying to stab the door as I ran out. She also tried swinging the knife wildly at my mom while she tried to deescalate the situation. um. holy hell lol
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titty_baby_ posted:I took acid at a music festival in downtown Los Angeles and my friend drove us back to his (in my car) and at some point in the early AM I felt sober enough to drive back to mine. I was doing alright but then the windows started fogging (winter) on the highway and i couldn't figure out the defroster. I couldnt see anything and was panicking and eventually made peace with my life and accepted that this was how i was going to die, and then I realized I could just wipe the fog off with my hands. lamo
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:My guy was in a cave with some dead goblins around when I woke up. lmao
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