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itt we come up with things that you could easily imagine being the monster of the week in a dr. who legally-distinct-from-furbies draining the memories out of people a haunted fire engine that roams the city at night and starts fires because it's possessed by the tormented soul of a child that died in the blitz, and dr. who has to tell them they can rest now a worn-down recliner
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Vegetable Strainer UFO Vegetative State CEO Vega Varying ELF
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Apr 4, 2025 09:15
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The Cybertruck
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Apr 4, 2025 13:09
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a Cyberman who desires not to kill but ultimately his nature gets the better of him The Stuff but British Blackbeard's Ghost (secret alien) Cancel Culture
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Apr 4, 2025 17:43
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Godzilla, but he's only like 3 inches tall, but he still has a deadly radioactive breath beam or whatever.
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Apr 5, 2025 18:10
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an orchestra conductor whose sheet music, when performed, can compel audiences to do his bidding
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Apr 7, 2025 05:56
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a particularly cross school headmaster
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Apr 7, 2025 05:57
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Reverse Sphinx: The recipient of the riddle is unable to answer it. 2+2=?
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Apr 7, 2025 08:56
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The Sandown Clown Actually just the Sandown Clown
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Apr 14, 2025 08:10
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A disgruntled teaspoon. A police constable. No reason to not do it again. Earwigs.
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Apr 15, 2025 21:27
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A race of terrifying pig aliens, but their society is based around an infinitely-large British boarding school
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Apr 16, 2025 16:21
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wizard2 posted:
Inexplicable defense of British libel laws
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Apr 16, 2025 16:33
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The Greenaut, it's the last living member of its race and it looks like an old astronaut suit painted green. It tries to paint an entire planet green to repopulate his species, but the doctor sadly has to kill it because the people on the planet are allergic to green.
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Apr 17, 2025 08:13
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a puddle of goo but they wind the
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Apr 19, 2025 05:01
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someone who thinks london isn't the most special best city in history
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Apr 19, 2025 05:02
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Dracula, the vampire, but he's actually real
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Apr 19, 2025 15:39
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egon_beeblebrox posted:Dracula, the vampire, but he's actually real And he is a wholly different person from Vald the Impaler.
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Apr 19, 2025 19:51
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A guy defending a base against a ravenous monster but it turns out the guy is a space poacher and the monster is nice (despite having killed a few people already).
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Apr 19, 2025 21:33
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a robot cat who is the nemesis of dr. who’s robot dog (not him, the other one)
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Apr 19, 2025 22:01
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Ice Train posted:And he is a wholly different person from Vald the Impaler. An episode where the Doctor has to save Vlad Tepes from space vampires would be absolutely delightful, especially if they played it up as a farce. And then, when the episode ends, the Voivode of Wallacia slowly smiles revealing his fangs, and then a quick flashback shows all the clues he was most definitely a regular Vampire all along, setting up future encounters with the son of the Dragon.
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Apr 20, 2025 00:55
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The inside-out version of the Doctor who isn't evil, just really gross.
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Apr 21, 2025 00:39
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An industrial vacuum spray-painted silver and covered in greebles
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Apr 22, 2025 07:46
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Buttchocks posted:The inside-out version of the Doctor who isn't evil, just really gross. 
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Apr 23, 2025 12:26
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Mysterious letter that makes people who read it disappear. It's a summons to the Space Court, but the name of the recipient is glitching because the place has been abandoned for a million years.
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Apr 23, 2025 16:00
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professor moriarty but they never say his name and the show goes to outrageous lengths to indirectly imply that sherlock holmes was a past incarnation of dr. who
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and then some dipshit producer comes along ten years later and does the most stupidly obvious thing by suggesting that moriarty was a past incarnation of The Master
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Apr 23, 2025 19:07
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A sentient video wipe effect
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(also thanks to the friendly mod who fixed the thread tag)
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Apr 24, 2025 06:29
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an evil robot dog that belongs to the Master
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Apr 24, 2025 06:32
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the Master in the form of an evil robot dog
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Apr 24, 2025 06:32
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an evil normal dog that is supersmart and wants to take over the world
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Apr 24, 2025 06:33
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a ghost ship that can only be defeated by the guns of the HMS Victory
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Apr 24, 2025 06:34
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Vikings in longships raiding britain's first moon colony. AI powered nationwide CCTV system that kills people for looking foreign, but even the most inbred gammon doesn't meet the standards, so people have to wear masks. Alien capitalist who kidnaps unfit office workers to work in a space coal mine. Time chair that transports people to 21st century Cardiff. There's no twist.
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Apr 24, 2025 09:53
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The Critters, from Critters
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Apr 24, 2025 09:59
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A mummified, immobile Egyptian cat that spends all its time luring art dealers into a basement in Sheffield in order to mind control them into bringing it artifacts that can be used to go literally anywhere else. Dr. Who would deal with this straightaway, except he resents being told what to do and has been trying to escape Earth for the entire season as well.
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Apr 24, 2025 10:28
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A race of dumb assholes with stupid hats who have made a deal with vampires to kill Dr. Who in exchange for legally distinct immortality. The vampires constantly mention they are vampires, but never do anything even slightly cool or vampire-like. In the resulting catastrophe, Dr. Who blows up an entire planet.
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Apr 24, 2025 10:36
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An absolutely unreasonable lizardman who has been trapped at the center of a black hole for 3 billion years and is NOT over it.
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Apr 24, 2025 10:41
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A race of sentient inter-dimensional beings that just happen to look like salad tongs in our dimension. They slowly creep along the floor and grab onto their victims and turn them into people dressed up like salad tongs that hiss a lot. The Doctor refuses to destroy them because they will eventually evolve into the race known as Time Lords.
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Apr 24, 2025 14:58
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A room-sized clockwork automaton that is the countdown for a bomb that will destroy the entire Earth. Twist: it was planted there by the Doctor, early in his career when he wasn't sure about humans and wanted a failsafe in case we spread out of control.
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a sentient television that traumatizes people by looking in their past and showing them some terrible truth about themself. an annoyingly blatantly contrived series of circumstances delays dr. who from seeing it until the very end of the episode whereupon it promptly explodes because dr. who is too special a person
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