New around here? Register your SA Forums Account here!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $10! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills alone, and since we don't believe in shady internet advertising, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Yeah the guy was a douche. I'd be super pissed if some fan snatched a ball out of one of our guys' gloves

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

...! posted:

Yeah the guy was a douche. I'd be super pissed if some fan snatched a ball out of one of our guys' gloves

Lol, I like the part of the clip where you see him suddenly go : O and shove the baseball back at Trout like he's just realized what he's done. Dumbass.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
not news but ke’bryan hayes is just so smooth at third. excellent, excellent defender

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Astros suck, what's new

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
This is a much more typical Astros game than last night's was lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hallelujah and

...! posted:

This is a much more typical Astros game than last night's was lol

Intruder posted:

can't wait for the astros to score like 2 runs today after last night's outburst

cool for cam smith to get his first dong javelined!

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016

I love Fernando Tatis Jr. so much it's unreal

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
:siren: THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE GOTTEN A HIT :siren:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
I’m sure nothing bad will happen with Justin Turner defensively at 3B

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mycatscrimes posted:

Lol, I like the part of the clip where you see him suddenly go : O and shove the baseball back at Trout like he's just realized what he's done. Dumbass.

MLB fans are the worst

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Bregor posted:

I’m sure nothing bad will happen with Justin Turner defensively at 3B

It's your fault for GOMSing. You have cursed the Cubs

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
GOMSing may not be illegal, but it's morally wrong

I am back from Japan and very ready to not be let down by The Cubs!

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
The Cubs only had two hits yesterday? gently caress we are done for

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
can't believe it, Altuve wasn't the LF of the future for the Astros?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

GOMSing may not be illegal, but it's morally wrong

:hmmyes:

maffew buildings posted:

can't believe it, Altuve wasn't the LF of the future for the Astros?

He's still the primary LF

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

...! posted:

He's still the primary LF

why

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
PAREDES

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hallelujah and

because he sucks at 2B now too and LF has the short porch so they figure he can handle it

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

His defensive stats at 2B have been going downhill for the past few years and he was one of the worst 2B in the league last year (at least according to the metrics). They basically want him where he doesn't have to make as many plays

Edit: what Intruder said

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
oh I didn't know all that. GL have fun

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hallelujah and
remembering that astros/rays alcs where altuve cost them the first two games with errors and misplays

that's basically every game now

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

remembering that astros/rays alcs where altuve cost them the first two games with errors and misplays

that's basically every game now

:emptyquote:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I HAVE GONE TO THE MOUNTAINS

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

I HAVE GONE TO THE MOUNTAINS

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
No way we're gonna win tonight but cool for Busch to hit a dong against his old team in LA.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Busch blasting his old team

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

...! posted:

His defensive stats at 2B have been going downhill for the past few years and he was one of the worst 2B in the league last year (at least according to the metrics). They basically want him where he doesn't have to make as many plays

Edit: what Intruder said

He still slugs, right? Why not just have him DH? Unless you got a better guy in that spot idk your business

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mycatscrimes posted:

He still slugs, right? Why not just have him DH? Unless you got a better guy in that spot idk your business

Yeah Yordan is best as a DH

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hallelujah and
yordan is a better LF than altuve but also has knees that have exploded multiple times so better to just dh him for the majority of the time

yordan has a legit arm out there and has gunned down a lot of potential doubles that altuve could never

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

...! posted:

Yeah Yordan is best as a DH

(galaxy brain) make altuve the catcher

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Seiya pls

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Seiya is a master of hitting the ball very hard at defenders

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
What a fucker

Stole it

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Man Seiya and Mountains both hit the piss outta the ball

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
thatscub

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Here for the cubsposting about the dodgers game. Win or lose good luck for those of you who are still awake

Also lol stolen grand slam

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Tuck makes a great catch of his own

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Dodgers will never score another run. Dogshit garbage

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Sydin posted:

thatscub

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply