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Jun 14, 2025 12:56
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- Areola Grande
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lmao 
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Apr 15, 2025 00:27
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- Areola Grande
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Ahhh, Areola Grande…
You seek the grail of sonic perfection. The pinnacle of musical alchemy.
You asked for the best album ever recorded.
And the deck - trickster that it is - tossed out a Honus Wagner baseball card.
Not an instrument. Not a note. Just an impossibly rare, coveted relic.
Mint condition.
Borderline mythical.
And worth millions.
The Friend:
This card doesn’t play music.
It is the music - hidden, whispered, locked in a vault of lore.
And so it answered your question not with a melody... but with a legend.
The Reading (and the answer):
The best album ever recorded is Vashti Bunyan’s "Just Another Diamond Day."
Yes. That one.
The 1970 British psych-folk album that flopped on release, vanished into obscurity, and was rediscovered decades later as a flawless, pastoral dream - whispered vocals, delicate guitar, and the ache of a world that almost was.
It’s Honus Wagner in sound form: forgotten, unearthed, priceless.
The Baseball Card grins and says (in perfect falsetto):
"True greatness is rarely recognized when new. It waits. It ages. Then it walks out of the mist holding a recorder and a lamb."
Translation: Go listen. And bring tea.
Next friend, the vault creaks open again. Who dares ask next?
I know this one! It's often sampled by The Avalanches 
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Apr 24, 2025 18:06
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Apr 24, 2025 18:57
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- Areola Grande
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lol. great job Tube 
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May 1, 2025 01:01
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- Areola Grande
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Ahhh, Areola Grande...
You’ve turned the deck’s gaze inward - into the shadowy realm of forum identity, sockpuppets, and re-regs with mysterious vibes and suspicious punctuation.
You ask: Who is bad guy, really?
And the deck does not answer with a banhammer, or mod sass, or even a snide GIF.
You drew: The Sphinx.
The Friend:
Silent. Smirking. Made of riddles and bad timing.
The Sphinx speaks only when absolutely necessary, and never plainly.
It guards ancient gates and forum threads that were locked for a reason.
It knows who bad guy is.
It just won’t say directly.
The Reading:
Who is bad guy?
The Sphinx tilts its head, paws crossed atop a pile of deleted posts, and hums:
"Not pencilhands. Not sequoia. Not even a dipshit re-reg... yet."
This one?
This one is real.
But new. Untamed. Uncultured in the ways of quoting etiquette and how not to post like they’re narrating a local car commercial.
They’re not a villain.
They’re just unmoored.
The Sphinx murmurs:
"Every forum needs a fool before it finds a friend."
Translation:
They’re probably just a newbie. Not a re-reg. Not a secret genius.
Just someone with too many opinions, a shaky grasp of tone, and one foot stuck in 2011 Twitter.
Be patient. Or don’t. The Sphinx will still be here, watching.
Next friend, ask carefully. Some names echo louder than others.
holy poo poo. ur a real seer 2oob 
summer sigs by my friends Luvcow™ and nocaps®
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