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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

exquisite tea posted:

Get Bobby Bonilla back in here, he's still on our payroll!
Thanks to exquisite tea for this week’s thread title!
https://twitter.com/steve_perrault/status/1911515301943853098?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

:siren: TONIGHT’S GAMES :siren:

Monday April 14
    WSH @ PIT
    6:40 PM ET
    MASN, SNP

    SF @ PHI
    6:45 PM ET
    NBCSBA, NBCSP

    BOS @ TB
    7:05 PM ET
    NESN, FDSNSUN

    KC @ NYY
    7:05 PM ET
    FDSNKC, YES, MLBN

    ATL @ TOR
    7:07 PM ET
    FDSNSO, Sportsnet

    NYM @ MIN
    7:40 PM ET
    SNY, MNNT

    DET @ MIL
    7:40 PM ET
    FDSNDT, FDSNWI

    HOU @ STL
    7:45 PM ET
    SCHN, FDSNMW

    CHC @ SD
    9:40 PM ET
    MARQ, SDPA

    COL @ LAD
    10:10 PM ET
    COLR, SNLA
https://twitter.com/suzukiplshomer/status/1911768784043491644?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

gently caress boston

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Thanks for winning the last few Cubs but I fear tonight Beardless Cease is going to gently caress you up

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

yandy diaz loving rules lol

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Sean Murphy is loving crushing it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I've been laid up for a week and watching a lot of ball and the number of local baseball broadcasts that are functionally ulistenable is astonishing.

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
Giants and Phillies off to a pretty kooky start

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Nazzadan posted:

Thanks for winning the last few Cubs but I fear tonight Beardless Cease is going to gently caress you up

Tbh, the Cubs going 2/3 and smacking the poo poo out of the Dodgers was surprising enough so I’ll continue to have no expectations whatsoever.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Baz's facial hair situatuon is pretty upsetting, hulk hogan-rear end beard

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
Adames doing his best Rick James impression by bustin' out

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Go Stros, gently caress the Cards

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Bregor posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
omg I just saw the Cubs lineup and Turner is hitting third again

loving Counsell I swear to GOD

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Bregor posted:

omg I just saw the Cubs lineup and Turner is hitting third again

loving Counsell I swear to GOD

Is that bad

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
He has an OPS of...

*checks notes*

.541

Why wouldn't you want an amazing hitter like that at the top of your lineup

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
I usually appreciate SNY's bold production choices but what is this carnival-rear end music they're playing right now

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Jake "Jeff" Mangum

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
LET'S GO BEISBOLCATS

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
More 1st inning runs!!! :hellyeah:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

ozymandius1024 posted:

More 1st inning runs!!! :hellyeah:

:yeshaha:

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
DINGLERRRRRR

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
BoSox getting BABIP'd like a motherfucker, lmao. Keep it up Rays

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bregor posted:

BoSox getting BABIP'd like a motherfucker, lmao. Keep it up Rays

Was so happy to see Morel's single immediately followed by a ding shot

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
HOLY poo poo DUBON

That's why he has a Gold Glove

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Rays up! LMAO

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
Gary running down Bryon Buxton's numerous surgeries like he's the Seven Million Dollar Man

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Javy with another nice PA and a walk :)

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Bregor posted:

Rays up! LMAO

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
Proudly shedding a single tear every time Javy watches a down and away go by to work a walk

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

lmao

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

adam_driver_more.gif

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

:sickos:

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
Tidy RBI single from JHen, breaking the sac fly pattern. Not that I'd have complained about a sac fly either.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
So you're telling me that booting an automatic double play ball is a bad thing?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

I was pretty sure Austin Riley did not suddenly become bad at hitting baseballs and it seems like I am being vindicated

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Framber just Houdini'd his way out of that inning lol

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Ok quick question from the Phillies BOGO dog game. Does the phanatic’s hot dog cannon on the quad count as a technical?

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Ben Rice owns

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