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When you go to heaven, is sex? Are you having sex all the time as much as you want? Or are you relieved of the need to have sex, and there’s no sex at all because nobody is into it anymore? Which is the better option? Edit: lmk if this question belongs more in D&D, sorry if so Drewsky fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 19, 2025 |
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Apr 19, 2025 23:09
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yes op
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Apr 19, 2025 23:14
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Sex all the time with whomever and whenever you want to from throughout history or beyond
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Apr 19, 2025 23:15
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Sex is a sin. Everyone knows that. So no sex.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:16
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Yes, sex is
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Apr 19, 2025 23:17
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Gatts posted:Sex all the time with whomever and whenever you want to from throughout history or beyond 
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Apr 19, 2025 23:18
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Wait... what if sex IS heaven? 
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Apr 19, 2025 23:18
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Dixville posted:Wait... what if sex IS heaven? Indeed…. That’s part of the question
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Apr 19, 2025 23:21
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In Heaven, all you do is pound puss.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:21
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Drewsky posted:Indeed…. That’s part of the question Oh i see hmmmm well the answer is sex. The answer is always sex. Why do we exist? Sex
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Apr 19, 2025 23:22
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Just refer to the documentary audio track „fatboy slim is loving in heaven“
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Apr 19, 2025 23:26
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Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power, and power is Satanic Happy Easter, OP 
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Apr 19, 2025 23:27
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Gatts posted:Sex all the time with whomever and whenever you want to from throughout history or beyond do they have universal translators in heaven though? It's not all about sex, I want pillow talk.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:34
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depends on which heaven. boring rear end christian heaven with the clouds and harps and all that? no chance
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Apr 19, 2025 23:34
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No, Heaven is not comparable to the fleeting pleasures of mortality. Heaven is the feeling of constant bliss and contentment from being reunited with the Lord.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:35
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Idgaf about heaven, i wanna know about sex in hell
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Apr 19, 2025 23:36
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Grey Cat posted:Idgaf about heaven, i wanna know about sex in hell My understanding is someone has to be in the glory holes in heaven.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:38
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Testikles posted:No, Heaven is not comparable to the fleeting pleasures of mortality. Heaven is the feeling of constant bliss and contentment from being reunited with the Lord. This is where I land as well
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Apr 19, 2025 23:39
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Testikles posted:No, Heaven is not comparable to the fleeting pleasures of mortality. Heaven is the feeling of constant bliss and contentment from being reunited with the Lord. but is the lord a sub or dom or what? gimme something to work with here
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Apr 19, 2025 23:40
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The devil fucks
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Apr 19, 2025 23:41
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Grey Cat posted:Idgaf about heaven, i wanna know about sex in hell Yes This
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Apr 19, 2025 23:41
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Just like on earth, god is always watching you sex. Except in heaven he's in the room when sex.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:42
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Sex in hell is not good. It’s bad. It’s hell
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Apr 19, 2025 23:43
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Drewsky posted:Sex in hell is not good. It’s bad. It’s hell So, like sleeping with a goon eh? Well I'll be damned
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Apr 19, 2025 23:44
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Sex is disgusting and has no place in heaven
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Apr 19, 2025 23:45
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500excf type r posted:Sex is disgusting and has no place in heaven Don't sign your posts pls
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Apr 19, 2025 23:45
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Not for you Drewsky.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:49
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how you think those gates got so pearly eh?
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Apr 19, 2025 23:51
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Bad Purchase posted:how you think those gates got so pearly eh? Sacre nacre
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Apr 19, 2025 23:52
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Dixville posted:So, like sleeping with a goon eh? Well I'll be damned So I'm already in hell
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Apr 19, 2025 23:53
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Bad Purchase posted:how you think those gates got so pearly eh? Oh you rascal!
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Apr 19, 2025 23:54
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depends on which heaven i reckon
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Apr 19, 2025 23:54
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Heaven is a gently caress fest, op.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:54
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what is the cleanup situation in heaven, is everything magically clean and only has your preferred level of lingering sex smell or whatever how does post nut clarity work up there is your dead grandma around while this is all going on
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Apr 19, 2025 23:55
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You have to be married to have sex OP and divorce is a sin. So you gotta gently caress the same person for eternity, but you can do it a lot. Also RIP if you die old and your dick no longer works.
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Apr 19, 2025 23:55
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there's no gravity so when you cum it just blasts into eternity
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Apr 19, 2025 23:56
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git apologist posted:
Ask Jordan Peterson
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Apr 19, 2025 23:56
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git apologist posted:
who do you think you're having heaven sex with?
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Apr 19, 2025 23:56
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git apologist posted:what is the cleanup situation in heaven, is everything magically clean and only has your preferred level of lingering sex smell or whatever My brother brought this up when I asked him. His solution was demolition man style vr sex with everyone. But again, I think there’s no sex in heaven. Just the warmth of our almighty god
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Apr 19, 2025 23:56
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the flirtatious build up is a big thing for me. is ezia gonzalez gonna drink gin and tonics with me for hours in some cool bar or do i have to awkwardly bar up against my will
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