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Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Ring movie?

We can all agree the hobbits movies were objectively awful, but I’m a goon in my 40s and the fellowship of the ring still to this day is probably one of the best movies and movie experiences I’ve had the pleasure of watching. I know others think return of the king is the best but I have to disagree, what think you friends?

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

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Cassette Moodcore posted:

We can all agree the hobbits movies were objectively awful

The animated Hobbit 1978 movie kicks rear end you goblin

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Rubber Chicken posted:

The animated Hobbit 1978 movie kicks rear end you goblin

It actually sucks I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Rubber Chicken posted:

The animated Hobbit 1978 movie kicks rear end you goblin

100% this

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idk lotro is just ok fantasy shlock. There's better movies out there like it's no apocalypse now or the star trek with da whales or friends : the movie

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Cassette Moodcore posted:

It actually sucks I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this

It does not. :mad:

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

seems like they just ripped off D&D for LOTR

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Colonel Cancer posted:

Idk lotro is just ok fantasy shlock. There's better movies out there like it's no apocalypse now or the star trek with da whales or friends : the movie

This is like a snarky trolly take because regardless of what you think of the books and the story they’re legitimately great movies

And this is coming from someone, me, who loved and knows deep space 9 is the best Star Trek

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

No

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cassette Moodcore posted:

This is like a snarky trolly take because regardless of what you think of the books and the story they’re legitimately great movies

And this is coming from someone, me, who loved and knows deep space 9 is the best Star Trek
80s fantasy with mounds of cocaine on set, definitely not at all gay leather bound beefcakes with swords and hot babes, now those were good entertainment

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Michael Flatley is the ONLY Lord of the Dance

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

There’s nothing more gay coded than Sam and Frodo and we love it

MK-Ultramarathon
Aug 12, 2009

Rubber Chicken posted:

The animated Hobbit 1978 movie kicks rear end you goblin

speaking of goblins, that movie also features the song "Down Down to Goblin Town" if you need more support for why it rules

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
I thought this was going to be a thread about which was better:

Lord of the Rings
Michael Flatley Lord of the Dance
Lord of the Flies
Lords of Dogtown
Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
1. Flies
2. Rings
3. Dance
4. Lost

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Rubber Chicken posted:

The animated Hobbit 1978 movie kicks rear end you goblin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kvlyVjjsis

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Did anyone else go through a phase in elementary school where you thought riverdance was the loving poo poo? I bet Michael Flatley was slaying puss, just "hey babe check this poo poo out" *clogs all over the bar* *panties drop*

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No. gently caress no.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



LaserPrinter69 posted:

Did anyone else go through a phase in elementary school where you thought riverdance was the loving poo poo? I bet Michael Flatley was slaying puss, just "hey babe check this poo poo out" *clogs all over the bar* *panties drop*

Quoting so this post is now on your permanent record. :wtc:

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006



what was sauron gonna do with all his orcs after he won?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

sure okay posted:

what was sauron gonna do with all his orcs after he won?

Clearly meat was back on the menu and somehow orcs born from gross pods in the ground knew what restaurants were so Sauron would have them dine on each other

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

sure okay posted:

what was sauron gonna do with all his orcs after he won?

Middle Earth was going to be Great Again.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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sure okay posted:

what was sauron gonna do with all his orcs after he won?

Throw a big party at the waterpark I bet

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Lord of the Pit is the best Lord of the, OP, the Magic: The Gathering card, the "rare" one you didn't want but you would get anyway when buying the old school magic card packs through revised or whatever it was idk when they stopped making Lord of the Pit because every single other rare one from those early Magic cards is way better. They kept it around BECAUSE it sucked, all the others had to be banned from play for being too good.

And if you're buying or playing Magic the Gathering you probably deserve the suffering you bring upon yourself. It's really the perfect metaphor for Magic.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox
Fellowship is a great movie and I'll put it on in the background every now and then just to hang. I don't really care for Two Towers or RotK, probably because I think Gollum is annoying as gently caress to listen to.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lord of the rings is best seen as a propaganda piece by the genocidal elves and their monarchist vassals

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Anyway, to answer the question, the correct answer is clearly Lord of the Flies.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

who is the titular "lord of the rings"

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Lord of the Mics blup blup :jihad:

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
In that order

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
mojito milkshake

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

deffo Fellowship without a doubt, good pick OP

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Cassette Moodcore posted:

It actually sucks I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this

Stupid bitch

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

cumpantry posted:

Stupid bitch

The truth hurts friend, and to even try to compare the camaraderie of the lotr movies between everyone who worked on it compared to a silly animated movie throw off is wild, but I guess to each their own and you’re allowed to have a bad opinion

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I think I prefer 2. Maybe 3

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Cassette Moodcore posted:

The truth hurts friend, and to even try to compare the camaraderie of the lotr movies between everyone who worked on it compared to a silly animated movie throw off is wild, but I guess to each their own and you’re allowed to have a bad opinion

youre gonna appreciate the camaraderie of me and all my friends jumping you. sleep with one eye open

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I remember I watched all three of the extended versions on a single plan flight from LA to Seoul in one go, back to back to back.

I'd go with Return of the King because it gets the deepest into the main thick of the story and most important settings. That's my LOTR story.

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