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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lookin for all suggestions

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CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

buy twitter

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Buy a cybertruck and post about it

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Never, ever, EVER shy from any public confrontation.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




stretch your anus a little further every day

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm going to keep trying real hard.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
My sister was over at my old place around 2005, I made a face while pretending to play a keyboard, she suddenly took a picture, and then 2 decades of seeing my idiot face on things happens. It was run through an uncountable number of Photoshops and even made it onto physical stickers that were printed and put on a car in a race series. My ex fiance from Philly lost it when I met her because she said she had seen Photoshops of me online before. I had no idea that my ability to look like an idiot would be that amusing to people.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Catastrophe posted:

My sister was over at my old place around 2005, I made a face while pretending to play a keyboard, she suddenly took a picture, and then 2 decades of seeing my idiot face on things happens. It was run through an uncountable number of Photoshops and even made it onto physical stickers that were printed and put on a car in a race series. My ex fiance from Philly lost it when I met her because she said she had seen Photoshops of me online before. I had no idea that my ability to look like an idiot would be that amusing to people.



I vaguely remember seeing that picture! Huh.

nullandvoid posted:

Never, ever, EVER shy from any public confrontation.

Be sure to develop strongly held positions about things that don't concern you.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Anderson Koopa posted:

I vaguely remember seeing that picture! Huh.

At least there were some edits that were entertaining, imo.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
have a personality disorder

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Have no shame.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said
Ham Wrangler
Streak somewhere really high profile like a k lamar concert or something. No one will forget that butt

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
You can always be streaking so long as no one can catch you

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
Be fat and fall down a lot, preferably while transporting food items

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Apr 27, 2025

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Rubber Chicken posted:

Buy a cybertruck and post about it

Only after you've turned your bathroom into a DOOM level.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Before or after the floor joists collapse?

mystes
May 31, 2006

If you have a strategy I think it would be more of an advertent meme

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Sleep with the meme queen and horse whisper ideas to her in her sleep.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

mystes posted:

If you have a strategy I think it would be more of an advertent meme

but deliberate doesn’t have that je ne sais quoi. So it has to appear to be inadvertent and truth must never be revealed

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Catastrophe posted:

My sister was over at my old place around 2005, I made a face while pretending to play a keyboard, she suddenly took a picture, and then 2 decades of seeing my idiot face on things happens. It was run through an uncountable number of Photoshops and even made it onto physical stickers that were printed and put on a car in a race series. My ex fiance from Philly lost it when I met her because she said she had seen Photoshops of me online before. I had no idea that my ability to look like an idiot would be that amusing to people.


lmao, that's a classic pic. Thanks goon

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I sit in public places and stare forlornly at things, people, the floor, nothing, hoping someone will take a picture

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002

Enjoy a really messy plate of wings and be caught doing it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I would like a small affordable robot with a camera that could stay docked that I could sent around if I was concerned about something in the house
I'm still workshopping some ideas.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I'm going to keep making bad jokes until I become one.

naem
May 29, 2011

posteng

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i scatter a 10:1 mixture of ball bearings and traffic cones throughout my floor and make sure the cameras are rolling whenever i saunter around in the nude

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to eggterpretation!
I’ve tried playing scary maze games, lip syncing to Serbian pop on a webcam, and boxing a lovely film producer, but I haven’t gotten anywhere. Do I need to update my methods?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Was gonna dress all gothy and make videos about driving a forklift but apparently you have to be a girl for that to work

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said
Ham Wrangler

The Management posted:

Was gonna dress all gothy and make videos about driving a forklift but apparently you have to be a girl for that to work

She thinks my forklift's sexaaaay

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

emSparkly posted:

I’ve tried playing scary maze games, lip syncing to Serbian pop on a webcam, and boxing a lovely film producer, but I haven’t gotten anywhere. Do I need to update my methods?

yes, but you're not going to like the endgame

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
I’m gonna blow the new pope

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Ding Dong Silver posted:

I’m gonna blow the new pope

imagine thinking that makes you unique

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

my original idea was to get really super fat but it seems everyone else had the same idea.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Ding Dong Silver posted:

I’m gonna blow the new pope

If you're posting on here you're way too old for that

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Piss, poo poo, bleed, and/or cum in every vessel you see

Eventually someone will think it's cool, funny, or a life hack

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Rubber Chicken posted:

Piss, poo poo, bleed, and/or cum in every vessel you see

Eventually someone will think it's cool, funny, or a life hack

What's the latest in the vessel game?

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Catastrophe posted:

My sister was over at my old place around 2005, I made a face while pretending to play a keyboard, she suddenly took a picture, and then 2 decades of seeing my idiot face on things happens. It was run through an uncountable number of Photoshops and even made it onto physical stickers that were printed and put on a car in a race series. My ex fiance from Philly lost it when I met her because she said she had seen Photoshops of me online before. I had no idea that my ability to look like an idiot would be that amusing to people.



it isn’t, hth

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

eat ribs with a symmetrical face

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
All memes are gonna be AI generated from now on, hope you have a good graphics card OP

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Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Suck someone’s cousin’s dick and make a song about it. Anyone got a cousin?

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