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So as you probably already know His Holiness Pope Francis is dead.  This leaves us right now with a dangerous power vacuum, that we as citizens of Earth cannot afford to ignore. For this reason I am suspending papal elections and stepping into the position myself. Your welcome. I'm sure you're going to see some big changes at The Vatican in the coming weeks and months but don't worry! I got this under control! New pope OUT!
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For this to count you need to do it in ALL CAPS on truth.social.
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alright op. what're you going to do about all the child molestors
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:For this to count you need to do it in ALL CAPS on truth.social. No way. I'm gonna try to be a chiller pope. Weed is now officially cool in the eyes of God.
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can i be the gay pope im not even gay
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:alright op. what're you going to do about all the child molestors They should probably go to jail IMHO.
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Alan Smithee posted:can i be the gay pope Hell yeah. I say go for it. Maybe we should have a couple of popes. Really switch it up.
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Is laziness really a vice?
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:alright op. what're you going to do about all the child molestors do something about the criminals!
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I don't see any smoke OP.
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I'm declaring you the POOP, OP.
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big nipples big life posted:I don't see any smoke OP. conclave still buying funyuns
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04212025 posted:For I am Now in Charge Of Anime Club Mods, need some help here. We really need to 04212025 posted:do something about the criminals!
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big nipples big life posted:I don't see any smoke OP. Hold on. One sec. 
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Initially, I doubted the OP but when I looked at their resume one of the references was from Jesus himself.
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Are you going to use your Papal Powers for good or for evil?
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Stoatbringer posted:Are you going to use your Papal Powers for good or for evil? A little bit of both, I think.
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Initially, I doubted the OP but when I looked at their resume one of the references was from Jesus himself. Yeah but that was Jesus Cortez, buy him a few drinks and he'll endorse anyone.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm declaring you the POOP, OP. You can call me whatever you want as long as you don't call me late for dinner! 
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Wasn't there a vice pope or deputy pope or something ready to step in? You think they'd have infallibly seen this coming
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the new pope should be a black woman yeah I said it.
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smoobles posted:the new pope should be a black woman Seems like a good idea.
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Escape From Noise posted:Hell yeah. I say go for it. Maybe we should have a couple of popes. Really switch it up. I like the idea of the PolyPope.
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smoobles posted:the new pope should be a black woman Robyn??  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVDbl2buP0Q&t=68s
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They’re going to have to update the Pope-on-a-rope soap in the Vatican gift shop.
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Not My Pope bumpersticker sales stay winning
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Alan Smithee posted:Not My Pope bumpersticker sales stay winning Be Your Own Bishop (of Rome)
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Thank you Pope OP I
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when you become pope, can you shoot lightning from your fingertips like palpatine?
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Escape From Noise posted:Be Your Own Bishop (of Rome) If you are Pope will you beat your Bishop? Or hire someone for the task?
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I would like to be the Arch-Diocese of GBS, Papa OP
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Can I get one of those cool hats?
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weg posted:Can I get one of those cool hats? Sure if you have  
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Are you a monk? I will vote for u if you restore the inquision and summon JD Vance for a couple of questions
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Smugworth posted:Thank you Pope OP I Go in peace.
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Smugworth posted:I would like to be the Arch-Diocese of GBS, Papa OP I'll allow it.
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gonna groep the poep
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weg posted:Can I get one of those cool hats? I think everyone should be able to have one. Anderson Koopa posted:Sure if you have By papal decree these are now free to all who would like one.
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