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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.
  • They're really big. Like they get a LOT bigger than I ever appreciated.

  • They'll eat loving anything. The only thing I've seen a komodo dragon balk at was a squirrel, like he had a "egads, this tastes AWFUL" kind of reaction after getting a taste. Still ate it, though.

  • They're dumber than they look. You'll see them scraping chunks of food too big to swallow on the ground and it looks like problem solving, but then you see them with a boar skull in their mouth they can't swallow and they'll start scraping their own faces on the ground because all they know is "the scrape motion" without any understanding of what it actually does.

  • Deer are dumb. A komodo will come after them, they'll run 10 feet away and then stop like it's safe even though the komodo is clearly still coming and the deer will start running again as if they didn't realize it's the same komodo from 30 seconds ago. Repeat a few times until the deer gets caught or the komodo gets lazy.

  • Buffalo are pretty dumb and will consistently stand there and watch komodos eat their calf alive even though they outnumber and outweigh the predators many times over.

  • You should be careful around them but they really don't care much about humans at all for whatever reason. On komodo island they just let the lizards roam freely in public without fences or anything. The only time I've seen a person in any danger was when a deer almost ran into the camera man.

  • They have a weak bite and can't really chew or bite anything off. They mostly swallow things whole, and if they need to take a piece they have to grab with their jaws and try to tear it off. You'll often see them dragging prey around, that's an accident, they're actually trying to pull off a chunk.

  • Honestly they're kind of overrated as apex predators. They're just really big and have a venomous bite. They have no strategy when hunting, in fact I really wouldn't call what they do "hunting," they just go up to things and try to eat them. They're not viscious killers who chomp off your balls to satisfy their sadism like mammals, komodos are just eating machines without emotions as we understand them to get in the way.

  • Their poop is white.

Anyhow here's some komodo dragon pics!


https://i.imgur.com/vWy4Hoa.mp4

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.
Oh apparently they can reproduce asexually but I didn't see that in a video, I read about it.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003


komodo got cake

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I had always thought they had a bacterial bite and nibbled on other animals to give them hosed up infections as a hunting strategy. But looked it up and no, it’s just venom.

Kinna disappointed actually.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Isn't it the case that they don't even have proper venom, they just carry an extremely high amount of bacteria in their rancid mouths that it effectively acts as a toxin? I don't know, maybe that's just something my brain made up in a dream. It would be a cool ability though.

e;fb

freetrialaccount
Nov 24, 2024

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:


Anyhow here's some komodo dragon pics!


komodo draggin

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
I heard technically they're not even related to dragons, which seems sorta lame.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're really poo poo at being Godzilla. Not even a wisp of atomic breath.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I did see a thing once that suggested they make up for a lack of mid-size prey in their environment by over breeding. Then the bigger slow adults can feed on their own young, who are more appropriately sized & mobile enough to catch plentiful small prey animals.

Bird Turgler
Aug 6, 2024

Keeper of all things
feathered and fowl

Devils Affricate posted:

Isn't it the case that they don't even have proper venom, they just carry an extremely high amount of bacteria in their rancid mouths that it effectively acts as a toxin? I don't know, maybe that's just something my brain made up in a dream. It would be a cool ability though.

e;fb

They actually have very good oral hygiene and will use leaves to clean their mouths after eating. They produce their own neurotoxin and their saliva acts as an anticoagulant, the bacteria thing is a commonly believed myth.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


These guys looks like they'd lose a fight against a rolled-up newspaper.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

The bacteria misconception is because buffalo aren't native to the island and stand in their own stagnant poo poo pools and get their wounds infected

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

quote:

komodos are just eating machines without emotions as we understand them to get in the way.

My spirit animal. Beautifully written.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I just looked at youtube to get some komodo footage and the first video had one just swallowing a live goat whole, and you could hear the goat screaming after it was swallowed, crazy poo poo

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

they just go up to things and try to eat them.

pretty relatable tbh

naem
May 29, 2011

I like aminals

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

reptiles are cool to watch and give great life advice like "lay in the sun" and "don't move much"

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty

Thank you for Komodo dragon facts! Great facts. They are such cool creatures. Isn't it crazy that we share a world with them?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I learned a lot of great Komodo Dragon facts today op. Great thread.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I learned a lot of great Komodo Dragon facts today op. Great thread.

How about the one another me Komodo dragon deez nuts across ur face, OP?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Devils Affricate posted:

Isn't it the case that they don't even have proper venom, they just carry an extremely high amount of bacteria in their rancid mouths that it effectively acts as a toxin? I don't know, maybe that's just something my brain made up in a dream. It would be a cool ability though.

e;fb

This is why I don’t brush my teeth or use mouthwash. Whenever anyone fucks with me I just bite em, problem solved.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So what you're saying is that all these buffalo children are just up for grabs? Like I can just walk up and take one

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

reptiles are cool to watch and give great life advice like "lay in the sun" and "don't move much"

the dream

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

git apologist posted:

komodo got cake

today i learned the komodos know what they got and love to flaunt it

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

I'm lovin' it!

One of the cooler playable dinosaurs in path of titans is the giant komodo ancestor Megalania. Really good heavy stealth hunter, lower to the ground than anything but still huge

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So what you're saying is that all these buffalo children are just up for grabs? Like I can just walk up and take one

If they see you approaching in too direct a manner they'll chase you off, but once you grab ahold of one of their kids and start munching away, they'll just stand there like they have no idea what to do. Like there will be multiple buffalo bystanders looking at each other and shrugging "Any ideas? I got nothin'!" Sometimes they might stick their nose in ground zero and start sniffing like, "Smells like they've got ahold of junior's guts, not great, not horrible."

The weirdest thing is if the komodos start walking away and the buffalo are still there, after a certain distance they'll resume the "chasing you off their property" defense. I think they have a "don't accidently trample your kid" instinct that doesn't compute with their "charge at enemies" instinct and as a result they just freeze.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.

Caesar Saladin posted:

I just looked at youtube to get some komodo footage and the first video had one just swallowing a live goat whole, and you could hear the goat screaming after it was swallowed, crazy poo poo

  • Goats are the GOAT. The above notwithstanding (I think they're often fed to the komodos), goats are the only animal I've seen that actively resist komodo dragons with any consistency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WddPxXzf1Yo
(Safe for work, the goats win)

There's another vid that I won't link where a goat puts up a great fight and the komodo dragon actually has to use some fancy tail moves to subdue it. There the reptile ends up chomping its neck and pulling its head off, which is actually quite a bit more quick and pleasant an end than being swallowed alive or having your guts slowly munched on while fully conscious, so it was still arguably a win-win from a certain point of view.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Do we know any graphic details on what their dicks look like or maybe any other mating related information?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer


They got hemipenes, here compared with those of a common european viper, for some reason.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.

Bird Turgler posted:

They actually have very good oral hygiene and will use leaves to clean their mouths after eating. They produce their own neurotoxin and their saliva acts as an anticoagulant, the bacteria thing is a commonly believed myth.
It's not really a myth, that was the scientifically-accepted explanation for their hunting method up until like 20 years ago when they figured out a lot of lizards actually have a very weak venom. It's just repeated by people who sadly don't keep up to date on the latest herpetologist news like they should.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Female Komodo dragons have "hemiclitoreal sacs" located similarly to the male hemipenes. They do not say if the males know how to find them.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Nice job OP, I was expecting some basic bullshit like KOMODEEZ NUTS

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
Komodo dragons love to hug.





Sometimes they get a little confused though.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hell yeah

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama

Knormal posted:

It's not really a myth, that was the scientifically-accepted explanation for their hunting method up until like 20 years ago when they figured out a lot of lizards actually have a very weak venom. It's just repeated by people who sadly don't keep up to date on the latest herpetologist news like they should.

That's what I thought too, since I had a book about them in grade school and this is where I picked it up from. Nice to know that it's has been verified to be actual poison and not just a bacterial cocktail.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

do they taste good?

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.
  • Youtube viewers have an ignorant and widespread anti-lizard bias. Just walls of comments about how "cruel" komodo dragons are and earnest belief in bullshit like "at least lions have the decency to kill their prey before eating" and it's like, holy poo poo, please go outside for a minute because you are all obviously over-sheltered. Komodo dragons are not "cruel," look at them and you can tell you are simply a bag of chips to them and in order to eat those chips it needs to open the bag. Mammals, on the other hand, are monsters who MIGHT kill you before eating you only because it's easier to eat things that aren't moving, and otherwise will gladly sadistically play with and torture you and laugh at your screams as they chew you alive.

    When a hyena has ripped your unborn fetus from your belly and is gobbling it up in front of you it's because it's totally getting off on your suffering, when a komodo dragon does it it's just thinking, "hey someone's dropped a pizza roll inside this hot pocket, how interesting."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

otherwise will gladly sadistically play with and torture you and laugh at your screams as they chew you alive.

Yup, see house cats

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


SidneyIsTheKiller posted:


[*] They have a weak bite and can't really chew or bite anything off. They mostly swallow things whole, and if they need to take a piece they have to grab with their jaws and try to tear it off. You'll often see them dragging prey around, that's an accident, they're actually trying to pull off a chunk.



I remember seeing this one video from a documentary in the 90s where a dragon at a touristy feeding facility tried to swallow a whole goat leg that was tied to a tree. It actually did swallow it but then it was stuck because Komodo dragons can't untie knots. I bet the employee responsible for that sure felt silly!


Mr.Acula posted:

Do we know any graphic details on what their dicks look like or maybe any other mating related information?

Same documentary I think, probably National Geographic, showed fairly extensive footage of mating dragons, complete with closeup footage of the hemipenes in the cloaca. I remember it lasting a long time and thinking "they usually don't zoom in this much on the lion documentaries."

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
What are their hopes and dreams? Are they happy with their lots in life?

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