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i don’t know how i ended up in this predicament fiancée’s pretty cute though, ngl
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congratulations on your imminent sex-having
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Tube posted:congratulations on your imminent sex-having Congrats! ![]() ![]() Ten guys jump one, what a man |
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Matrimony Achieved |
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Goongrats! |
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Tube posted:congratulations on your imminent sex-having well, let's not assume anything right now
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yes, go forth and have many children, many many children, so many children at least, let's say, 20 children IT IS YOUR DUTY |
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don't forget to eat. day of the wedding gets really busy with pictures and venues and whatever and then it's 8pm and you realize that the last thing you ate was a granola bar at 11am |
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Mask up to avoid the cooties |
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Congratulations and I hope you get to see and/or kiss a spouse!!!!
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thot leadership posted:Congratulations and I hope you get to see and/or kiss a spouse!!!! any spouse it doesn’t matter
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DoomCroissant posted:any spouse It could be anyone, you never know!!!!!
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thot leadership posted:Congratulations and I hope you get to see and/or kiss a spouse!!!! gross
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lol congratulations though ![]()
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DoomCroissant and their spouse are legally allowed to hold hands now and there's nothing any of you can do about it
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thot leadership posted:DoomCroissant and their spouse are legally allowed to hold hands now and there's nothing any of you can do about it laws are for the weak *cuddles wife non-stop*
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DoomCroissant posted:laws are for the weak Mods?!?!?! Oh wait, you're good.
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so what's the blue fluid situation here
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DoomCroissant posted:fiancée’s pretty cute though, ngl Okay, okay, sure... but how's the wife? |
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How's the wedding mortgage looking op |
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Barking Gecko posted:
i was just about to grab some breakfast with MY WIFE
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An actual BYOB success story |
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DoomCroissant posted:i was just about to grab some breakfast with MY WIFE ![]() |
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what kinda regiment are we thinking in order to make the offspring good posters?
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Snuff Melange posted:what kinda regiment are we thinking in order to make the offspring good posters? yeah, about that
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alternatively, are you going to start harnessing your spouse's energy to fuel your own posting? I think a matrix-style full body rig that gives me extra processing power would be the way to go, but room space could become an issue
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Snuff Melange posted:alternatively, are you going to start harnessing your spouse's energy to fuel your own posting? we’re just going to slam our heads together and hope the information just sort of transfers over
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one of my friends got married and they died...
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dipshit posted:one of my friends got married and they died... Oh no, my dad got married and he died too. I got divorced and am very alive.
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# ? May 16, 2025 02:39 |
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Late Congrats!
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