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Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

Have you noticed that Google loving sucks lately? The search results are always filled with the worst blogs you’ve ever seen. It was crap 2 years ago, but then they decided to poo poo it up even further with an AI Overview that’s flat out wrong 80% of the time. I Googled “nationalism” and the AI Overview told me about anti-nomianism. I’m not a luddite, but Sundar Pichai should be placed under house arrest until he makes Google great again.

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with



Grimey Drawer
Google search sucks and it ain't gonna get better. Spend :10bux: on Kagi, an imperfect solution, but one that is (generally) improves and is less poo poo on the average.

They should give me a drat affiliate link at this point for how much I beat that drum.

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Why don't you 'Google search' for some better posts OP 🤣🤣

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Literally everything on the internet sucks now, including your posts OP.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

lol whoops

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Why don’t you try a freakin book at your local library OP

Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

neato burrito posted:

Literally everything on the internet sucks now, including your posts OP.

I showed this thread to my mom. She said I'm insightful and you're a jerk.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why don’t you try a freakin book at your local library OP

Don't listen to this nerd.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Protip: instead of googling just ask copilot, it does the Google for you and puts the info into a neat lil summary

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I switched to Bing.

Now, I just "Bing" it.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I switched to bang, the adult search engine. Doesn’t always find what I want but I’m usually happier with the results

i hope this is not a real thing but I’m afraid to look

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I don’t think any of the major search engines is good anymore. Even DuckDuckGo sucks poo poo now.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the results have been garbage for a long time, but what really annoys me the most is i'll often remember an exact quote from an article or clip from 10+ years ago that i want to find again, and even searching for it with quotes around it does not find it anymore even though it used to

and i know it's still there because i can find what i'm looking for using other terms, google just deletes old search data or prioritizes new stuff so highly that it overrides old exact matches

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Lt. Cock posted:

I don’t think any of the major search engines is good anymore. Even DuckDuckGo sucks poo poo now.

It sucks, they were decent for a while.

Finding simple info on topics that I used to be able to find easily is a nightmare now, and I've had people try to gaslight me that it isn't.

Humans are awful creatures, just a dogshit, hateful animal, but even we don't deserve to live like this.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lt. Cock posted:

I don’t think any of the major search engines is good anymore. Even DuckDuckGo sucks poo poo now.

duckduckgo is mostly just bing results with a bit of a filter in between, it's generally been worse than google for its entire existence (but it's still my default search engine for most stuff due to better privacy)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
No, google, I really don’t want great deals from Temu on Local Weather

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

what if I told you that google making search lovely was part of the plan

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

duckduckgo is mostly just bing results with a bit of a filter in between, it's generally been worse than google for its entire existence (but it's still my default search engine for most stuff due to better privacy)

There was a brief period after google ai'd up results or did some big lovely algorithm change at the same time as rolling out ai stuff where ddg had the ai answer option up top but the actual search results were still like old-school search engine style and it got me in the habit of using duck duck go, but now it's as bad as google but without all the useful additional functionality of google like maps and business info and translate so now I use the ddg engine but do !g for like 70% of my searches lol.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just go to the library

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

redshirt posted:

I switched to Bing.

Now, I just "Bing" it.

you jest, but I think if I heard someone actually say “you should Bing it” I would vomit

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Tree Bucket posted:

No, google, I really don’t want great deals from Temu on Local Weather

The weather website was trying to push Weather Premium on me.

So they can be wrong faster?

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Buce posted:

you jest, but I think if I heard someone actually say “you should Bing it” I would vomit

oh I've actually had to work with dipshits from microsoft and you'd never guess what they tell people to do

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


is it time to bring back webrings?

experts say yes

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

Face reality head on.
Never stop livin'.

I will pass on the wisdom shared in, I think, a TFF thread. Add -ai to the end of your search and it will get rid of the AI Overview bullshit.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Add Reddit to anything you search for and you'll get Reddit results that will probably be better than the garbage Google will return otherwise.

Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

Buce posted:

you jest, but I think if I heard someone actually say “you should Bing it” I would vomit

I always tell people to Google it with Bing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVCk10AzS0&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Buce posted:

you jest, but I think if I heard someone actually say “you should Bing it” I would vomit

"Bing this"

*points to keyboard

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

is it time to bring back webrings?

experts say yes

Can we bring back visitor counters too?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Maybe if the government breaks up Google it will be forced to be competitive again.

Please Google, just be good again. Don't me me agree with the federal government what the gently caress

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


safe search made the boobs go away :mad:

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

flubber nuts posted:

safe search made the boobs go away :mad:

just bing it broh

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
In addition to Google search being slop, all sites debased themselves to be SEO optimized. Clickbait was a problem for years. Everything is optimized for doomscrolling. Google search certainly got a lot worse, but the internet as a whole did too.

Also I could just be a dead internet theory bot posting this

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Antifa Spacemarine posted:

In addition to Google search being slop, all sites debased themselves to be SEO optimized. Clickbait was a problem for years. Everything is optimized for doomscrolling. Google search certainly got a lot worse, but the internet as a whole did too.

Also I could just be a dead internet theory bot posting this

Internets HATE this one simple trick

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I went on Google to find a picture of a furry kangol bucket hat to show someone how silly they look on crusty wooks and got an email telling me where I could buy one.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

today i tried doing a google image search on the firefox iphone app and when i hit enter it switched to the google app for results. the search results did not include the image i was looking for until i added quotes around it.

this was the image, for the record.


searching "to hell with the sun" without either quotes or adding "meme" at the end gives a bunch of poo poo about hell and the bible and stock photos of the sun.

google is a gently caress.

tombert
Apr 20, 2025

I don't drink coffee
I have had pretty good luck with Kagi, and I have been a paying subscriber for more than two years.

The results are comparable to what I used to get with Google, and there’s not a loving robot trying to target marketing stuff at me. You get decide sites are ranked yourself and that works genuinely pretty great.

It cost money, I don’t like that part, but I am happy enough to pay if it means that they have a means of making money that doesn’t involve selling all my data.

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Add Reddit to anything you search for and you'll get Reddit results that will probably be better than the garbage Google will return otherwise.

Lol if you haven't come across clickbait poo poo with reddit added in to gently caress with that sort of search

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
I get closer and closer to switching to Kagi every day I search something and get some bizarre AI bullshit as the first response

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

n o l o n g e r h u m a n


I adblock the ads and AI search on Google but the search results are still terrible

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Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

carrionman posted:

Lol if you haven't come across clickbait poo poo with reddit added in to gently caress with that sort of search

The proper way to limit your search to reddit is site:reddit.com. You can even limit your search to a specific subreddit that way. So if you’re looking for advice on which dildo to buy, you should Google “dildo site:reddit.com/r/sextoys”. Go ahead, try it.

Blunderkind fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Apr 28, 2025

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