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You can also be Nicholas Cage in the Bad Lieutenant sequel. Anyway do you know why I pulled you over? *snorts all your coke and fucks your car’s tailpipe* Keep it under 45 next time.
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# ? May 18, 2025 01:39 |
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*is catholic but doesn’t always follow church teachings*
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ooooOoHhhHHHHhhhhuuugh HN NNNNGGGHGGGOOOOOoooo
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Directed By: Werner Herzog
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aaaaaghhh im harvey keitel in bad lieutenant raaaagh I havent seen Bad Lieutenant
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Hello, I am Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant
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I laugh thinking about him betting on the baseball games sometimes...
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nocaps posted:aaaaaghhh im harvey keitel in bad lieutenant raaaagh Now do it as Nicholas Cage
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Now do it as Nicholas Cage WATCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCK MY COCKKKKKKKK BLAAAAGHRRRR
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that said, bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans is a perfect, flawless film and easily one of the most important pictures in the history of cinema now where did i put my lucky crack pipe.....
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gently caress it. Let's get some tacos.
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*eats a can of cold pasta over the sink while nude, slowly gets erect in the process*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrs1ngr-BpA
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That scene does what Sinners tried extremely hard to do but couldn't
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Defiance Industries posted:*eats a can of cold pasta over the sink while nude, slowly gets erect in the process* ![]()
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I'd never seen it until tonight. It came out when I was a kid and, I dunno, it's just never came up. Jesus loving Christ![]()
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Can I be Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call?
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Lol Abel Ferrara got Yosemite Sam mad that Werner Herzog made a better movie with the same name
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Go go gadget
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Is the second one actually worth watching?
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I haven't seen it yet but it's directed by Werner Herzog and has Nick Cage in it. It has to be.
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Snowy posted:Is the second one actually worth watching? its one of the best nic cage and one of the best werner herzog movies and it made abel ferrara borderline threaten werner herzog he was so loving mad that it used the bad lieutenant name it is not nearly as unrelentingly bleak as the first one and it doesn't make you feel super gross even though everything happening in it is, however
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I haven't seen it yet but it's directed by Werner Herzog and has Nick Cage in it. It has to be. it's incredible. cage considers it his best performance and herzog agrees. also featuring eva mendez, brad dourif, the late great val kilmer, and x to the z himself xzibit. herzog is unmatched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJOAW7r03s
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Nic Cage smoking rock with Xzibit is a great scene
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There ain't no iguana
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One of the last movies to really show dirty New York City before it got Giuliani’d. The scenes in the nightclub were shot on-the-fly with no permits. Abel is a madman. Keitel should’ve gotten an award for it, too bad.
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fishnet turtleneck posted:One of the last movies to really show dirty New York City before it got Giuliani’d. The scenes in the nightclub were shot on-the-fly with no permits. Abel is a madman. Keitel should’ve gotten an award for it, too bad. Oh yeah it’s an interesting generational thing how older folk still consider Times Square a death trap. Mentioned going there to someone in their 70s and they instantly asked if we were mugged. You mean outside the Disney store or the M&Ms store?
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I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term.
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redshirt posted:I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term. What one of the wacky kickboxing gangs were you in?
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Extra Large Marge posted:What one of the wacky kickboxing gangs were you in? I was "hick from the country gets off a bus to become mugging victim" character.
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redshirt posted:I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term. It changed a lot but it’s still lovely
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Im betting it all the Mets.
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hi everybody, i'm harvey, as you know. nice to meet you all, i'm looking forward to working on this movie together and i'm sure it'll be a great time.
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Mozi posted:hi everybody, i'm harvey, as you know. nice to meet you all, i'm looking forward to working on this movie together and i'm sure it'll be a great time. I sure am nervous about hanging schlong on camera. I hope the crew on set is supportive of me and my body.
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Seen 'em both and the Herzog/Cage version wins hands-down. Don't get me wrong, I like Harvey, but that wasn't his finest hour.
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I'm never going to get some of the sounds Harvey made in this movie out of my head am I?
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ThawedGladiator posted:Seen 'em both and the Herzog/Cage version wins hands-down. Don't get me wrong, I like Harvey, but that wasn't his finest hour. it's below mean streets but above last temptation on the keitelometer, whereas BLPOCNO is very near peak cageology
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Yeah, OP over there, he always wanders around with his crack showin' He's the Butt Lieutenant
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*slowly unravels 30m long, 0.1mm diameter penis like a fishing spool*
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# ? May 18, 2025 01:39 |
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Well, you know something? Two such beautiful goons like you, I could give you a warning. You want a warning? Well, here's the warning. You do something for me,and I'll do something for you. What do you say about that? You do something for me, and the mods won't find out you took their GBS and you're posting without a license. Huh? You got a girlfriend? You got a boyfriend? You don't? I'll tell you something right now. Now listen up to me, okay? I'm going to take you down to the precinct house and call the mods. You hear me? You hear me? What will you do for me if I don't do that? Yeah? You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock? Huh? Did you? Look at me. You... You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock? Hey. I'm talking to you. You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock? Did you? Did you? Don't talk back. Don't talk to me that way. You hear me? Don't you talk to me that way. I'm going to haul your rear end right in. I'll let you go. Turn around. I want to see your rear end in a tophat. Do you mind that? Just one look at your rear end in a tophat, okay What do you say? Huh? You, come here. Look at me. Look at me. You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock? Huh? You ever suck a Harvey Keitel... Look... Look at me. You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock? Let me see how you do it. Let me see how you do it. Show me your mouth when you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. Come on. Show me your mouth. Show me your mouth. What's the big loving deal? You've sucked Harvey Keitels' cocks before, haven't you? Come on. Show me how you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. You hear me? Show me how you suck a H... Just turn around. Show me how you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. I'm gently caressing serious. Show me how you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. It's the last time I'm going to ask you, or I'm taking you in, you hear me? Show me how you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. Show me with your mouth. Show me with your mouth. Come on. Spit that gum out. Give me the gum. Give me the gently caressing gum. Show me how you suck a Harvey Keitel's cock. Come on.
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