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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
You can also be Nicholas Cage in the Bad Lieutenant sequel.


Anyway do you know why I pulled you over?

*snorts all your coke and fucks your car’s tailpipe*

Keep it under 45 next time.

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

*is catholic but doesn’t always follow church teachings*

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

Listen pal, without my direct involvement, that Belgian journalist would have been up to his ankles in shit on multiple occasions.

"Doesn't sound too bad"?
Buddy, he'd be doing a hand-stand.
ooooOoHhhHHHHhhhhuuugh

HN NNNNGGGHGGGOOOOOoooo

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Directed By: Werner Herzog

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

Edgy 2008 hot topic text
aaaaaghhh im harvey keitel in bad lieutenant raaaagh

I havent seen Bad Lieutenant

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Hello, I am Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant

Cafe Barbarian
Apr 22, 2016

There's one roulade I can't sing
I laugh thinking about him betting on the baseball games sometimes...

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

nocaps posted:

aaaaaghhh im harvey keitel in bad lieutenant raaaagh

I havent seen Bad Lieutenant

Now do it as Nicholas Cage

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Now do it as Nicholas Cage

WATCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCK MY COCKKKKKKKK BLAAAAGHRRRR

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

that said, bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans is a perfect, flawless film and easily one of the most important pictures in the history of cinema

now where did i put my lucky crack pipe.....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

gently caress it. Let's get some tacos.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

Hey buddy, wanna buy some robots?

*eats a can of cold pasta over the sink while nude, slowly gets erect in the process*

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrs1ngr-BpA

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

That scene does what Sinners tried extremely hard to do but couldn't

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Defiance Industries posted:

*eats a can of cold pasta over the sink while nude, slowly gets erect in the process*

:discourse:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd never seen it until tonight. It came out when I was a kid and, I dunno, it's just never came up. Jesus loving Christ:stare:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Can I be Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Lol Abel Ferrara got Yosemite Sam mad that Werner Herzog made a better movie with the same name

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Go go gadget

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

Listen pal, without my direct involvement, that Belgian journalist would have been up to his ankles in shit on multiple occasions.

"Doesn't sound too bad"?
Buddy, he'd be doing a hand-stand.
Is the second one actually worth watching?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I haven't seen it yet but it's directed by Werner Herzog and has Nick Cage in it. It has to be.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Snowy posted:

Is the second one actually worth watching?

its one of the best nic cage and one of the best werner herzog movies and it made abel ferrara borderline threaten werner herzog he was so loving mad that it used the bad lieutenant name

it is not nearly as unrelentingly bleak as the first one and it doesn't make you feel super gross even though everything happening in it is, however

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I haven't seen it yet but it's directed by Werner Herzog and has Nick Cage in it. It has to be.

it's incredible. cage considers it his best performance and herzog agrees. also featuring eva mendez, brad dourif, the late great val kilmer, and x to the z himself xzibit. herzog is unmatched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJOAW7r03s

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Nic Cage smoking rock with Xzibit is a great scene

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
There ain't no iguana

fishnet turtleneck
Dec 12, 2005

at your service . . .
One of the last movies to really show dirty New York City before it got Giuliani’d. The scenes in the nightclub were shot on-the-fly with no permits. Abel is a madman. Keitel should’ve gotten an award for it, too bad.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

fishnet turtleneck posted:

One of the last movies to really show dirty New York City before it got Giuliani’d. The scenes in the nightclub were shot on-the-fly with no permits. Abel is a madman. Keitel should’ve gotten an award for it, too bad.

Oh yeah it’s an interesting generational thing how older folk still consider Times Square a death trap. Mentioned going there to someone in their 70s and they instantly asked if we were mugged. You mean outside the Disney store or the M&Ms store?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term.

What one of the wacky kickboxing gangs were you in?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Extra Large Marge posted:

What one of the wacky kickboxing gangs were you in?

I was "hick from the country gets off a bus to become mugging victim" character.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

Listen pal, without my direct involvement, that Belgian journalist would have been up to his ankles in shit on multiple occasions.

"Doesn't sound too bad"?
Buddy, he'd be doing a hand-stand.

redshirt posted:

I saw the change in real time in the Port Authority bus station. It used to be like something out of The Warriors. Then it changed pretty dramatically in relatively short term.

It changed a lot but it’s still lovely

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Im betting it all the Mets.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hi everybody, i'm harvey, as you know. nice to meet you all, i'm looking forward to working on this movie together and i'm sure it'll be a great time.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mozi posted:

hi everybody, i'm harvey, as you know. nice to meet you all, i'm looking forward to working on this movie together and i'm sure it'll be a great time.

I sure am nervous about hanging schlong on camera. I hope the crew on set is supportive of me and my body.

ThawedGladiator
Aug 29, 2008
Seen 'em both and the Herzog/Cage version wins hands-down. Don't get me wrong, I like Harvey, but that wasn't his finest hour.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm never going to get some of the sounds Harvey made in this movie out of my head am I?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

ThawedGladiator posted:

Seen 'em both and the Herzog/Cage version wins hands-down. Don't get me wrong, I like Harvey, but that wasn't his finest hour.

it's below mean streets but above last temptation on the keitelometer, whereas BLPOCNO is very near peak cageology

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
Yeah, OP over there, he always wanders around with his crack showin'

He's the Butt Lieutenant

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

*slowly unravels 30m long, 0.1mm diameter penis like a fishing spool*

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

Teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a
much healthier
therapeutic expression.
Well, you know something?
Two such beautiful goons like you, I could give you a warning.
You want a warning?
Well, here's the warning.
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What do you say about that?
You do something for me, and the mods won't find out you took their GBS and you're posting without a license.
Huh? You got a girlfriend? You got a boyfriend?
You don't?
I'll tell you something right now.
Now listen up to me, okay?
I'm going to take you down to the precinct house and call the mods. You hear me?
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What will you do for me if I don't do that?
Yeah?
You ever suck a Harvey Keitel's cock?
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Look at me. You...
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Did you? Did you?
Don't talk back.
Don't talk to me that way. You hear me?
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I'm going to haul your rear end right in.
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