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What will happen in May?
This poll is closed.
The meltdowns will continue as is 16 16.49%
The meltdowns will increase to catostraphic levels 28 28.87%
The meltdowns will suddenly cease 7 7.22%
Goku 46 47.42%
Total: 71 votes
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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

As you may or may not be aware Meltdown May started on these forums on the morning of January 1st, 2025 and has continued on until today. BUT the actual month of May is upon us! So what does that mean? What do you think?

Will Meltdown May 2025 continue on until December unimpeded? Will we suffer a meltdown so severe it takes down the servers with it? Or will it maybe go the opposite and May will be very relaxed and easy going?

Maybe all of the banned posters will return and wreak havoc on our forums! Who knows? Do you?

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:argh:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I think this is it for me

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I think this is it for me

:rip:

04302025
Apr 30, 2025

by Pragmatica
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Apr 30, 2025

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Numbers guy making a major Meltdown May play.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m turning my meltdown into a meltup

my secret? in bed by 8 pm, up by 4 am, morning prayer, and of course the big one — nofap

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m turning my meltdown into a meltup

my secret? in bed by 8 pm, up by 4 am, morning prayer, and of course the big one — nofap

Huh. Didn't realize Mark Wahlberg was a goon.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What if we made it patty melt down may or tuna melt down may instead?

04302025
Apr 30, 2025

by Pragmatica
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Apr 30, 2025

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

What is actually melting around here :confused:

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

it appears to me that the banned posters never left

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The forums are such poo poo now. It's all just goons scrambling over each other to get their owns in one another and say their stupid little catchphrases. Might as well rename it to Kiwifarms 2 because everyone is jjust fuckin milking other posters for lulz. gently caress you Seth gently caress you Jefferey you pieces of human shitgarbage I'm DONE with all of you

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So what video games you all playin now?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So what video games you all playin now?

Solitaire. Some Mario Party. You?

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
A lot of people act like they don't know what the problem is. People rollin around, carrying their ramparts with their mouth open on Michael, actin like they the poo poo, wildin out, snorting a fuckin pharmacy, cops leaving them alone because of what they carry. Why am I super stressed? Huh, probably some childhood trauma I haven't dealt with or something, like I don't remember my life from when I had one.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I've just about had it with you fuckers tbqh

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
gOku

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Been bringing BLTs for lunch for this week and it's good but kind of a pain in the rear end. A BLT has to be assembled right before eating it so i have to bring a bunch of containers with each separate ingredient in it, not sure if the whole thing is worth all the effort. I wouldn't say I'm apoplectic about it but I'm at least mildly annoyed. Thank you for listening to my meltdown.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

big nipples big life posted:

A BLT has to be assembled right before eating it so i have to bring a bunch of containers with each separate ingredient in it, not sure if the whole thing is worth all the effort.

I go for a more club sandwich vibe, just put the bacon between layers of sliced turkey. No lettuce, just sogs up the joint.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.
Gonna go nuts on everyone

Just absolutely ham

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Escape From Noise posted:

As you may or may not be aware Meltdown May started on these forums on the morning of January 1st, 2025 and has continued on until today. BUT the actual month of May is upon us! So what does that mean? What do you think?

Will Meltdown May 2025 continue on until December unimpeded? Will we suffer a meltdown so severe it takes down the servers with it? Or will it maybe go the opposite and May will be very relaxed and easy going?

Maybe all of the banned posters will return and wreak havoc on our forums! Who knows? Do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpcmQhnl48

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I've been cooking up a real hum dinger about the Trump thread being closed. Look for me in SAD in a few days to really get Meltdown May started off with a bang. Posting enemies will be named, and solutions will be offered.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



big nipples big life posted:

Been bringing BLTs for lunch for this week and it's good but kind of a pain in the rear end. A BLT has to be assembled right before eating it so i have to bring a bunch of containers with each separate ingredient in it, not sure if the whole thing is worth all the effort. I wouldn't say I'm apoplectic about it but I'm at least mildly annoyed. Thank you for listening to my meltdown.

mcdonalds perfectly solved this problem in the 1980's before they were cancelled by woke

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
anyone else having a tuna meltdown for lunch?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Escape From Noise posted:

Maybe all of the banned posters will return and wreak havoc on our forums! Who knows? Do you?

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

wtf is your av

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





We are cooked!

Fuller9x
Feb 15, 2005

Gimme Milk

Mozi posted:

anyone else having a tuna meltdown for lunch?

Mmmm, I'll leave mine in the server room to heat up so the rest of of the office can inhale my fishy offerings.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm not mad you're mad op 🤣🤣🤣

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Smugworth posted:

I'm not mad you're mad op 🤣🤣🤣

it was actually my plan all along for you to call me mad and you played right into it

no this is not puppetmaster defense!!!!!!!!!!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

n o l o n g e r h u m a n


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So what video games you all playin now?

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Fuller9x posted:

Mmmm, I'll leave mine in the server room to heat up so the rest of of the office can inhale my fishy offerings.

you gotta share the melt

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
did anyone gets flags for GBS yet

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
if not, hoo boy do i got some posting to do

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
The Meltdown is a ghost kitchen run out of Denny's and it is putting good working corporeals out of business. Flesh Lives Matter

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The forums are such poo poo now. It's all just goons scrambling over each other to get their owns in one another and say their stupid little catchphrases. Might as well rename it to Kiwifarms 2 because everyone is jjust fuckin milking other posters for lulz. gently caress you Seth gently caress you Jefferey you pieces of human shitgarbage I'm DONE with all of you

I post in a big bed with my wife.

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024

Dear Richard

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The forums are such poo poo now. It's all just goons scrambling over each other to get their owns in one another and say their stupid little catchphrases. Might as well rename it to Kiwifarms 2 because everyone is jjust fuckin milking other posters for lulz. gently caress you Seth gently caress you Jefferey you pieces of human shitgarbage I'm DONE with all of you

Mad?

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