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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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my cat is really fast and so blonde, i think they may be a cheetah and am anxious for their growth

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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i've been banned from the edmonton space and science centre for playing on the "animal speed" machine by having a friend turn it on and then touching my toe to the finish line immediately so as to receive a "cheetah" every time

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bad guy

i'm one of those guys who backs into his cheetah spot so when its time to run, i'm ready to go

sequoia

are those bugs drinkable?
the blue ring octopus is the cheetah of the seas. fast, deadly, spotted, and hungry for blood

treasure bear

cheetah was clearly named by some sore loser, they hate to see a big magnificent cat succeed

Dumb Sex-Parrot


everyone talks about how the tiger got his stripes, but no one talks about how the cheetah got his spots. i think he got them by running fast






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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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the tiger got its stripes from mohammed petting it, everyone knows that, but the cheetah got its spots because he kept poking it

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dipshit posted:

the tiger got its stripes from mohammed petting it, everyone knows that, but the cheetah got its spots because he kept poking it

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bad guy

dipshit posted:

the tiger got its stripes from mohammed petting it, everyone knows that, but the cheetah got its spots because he kept poking it

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