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he woke up and said "oink." it was a triumph of science. |
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Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig? A: You heard right, it happened and was a triumph for science. Q: What kind of a pig was it? A: It was a big fat muddy pig. It was bristly and would eat a baby if you dropped the baby in its pen. Q: Why did the man need the pig's heart? A: It was for science, which has had precious few triumphs lately. Q: Is he ok? Was the surgery a success? A: He woke up and said oink. Everything he does after that is icing on the cake, frankly. Q: Why did they choose a pig's heart? A: A pig's heart is much like a man's: full of rage and darkness, beating with an implacable hate. Q: Are there any plans for the man with a heart of a pig? A: Scientists intend to nestle against his chest and listen to the great galumphing lub-dub of the big pig heart until they fall into an uneasy sleep. |
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May 8, 2025 02:08
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is the pig ok |
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May 8, 2025 02:57
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bad guy posted:Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig? ---------------- |
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guy with a hood obscuring his bristles and tusks "only the pig of heart may enter"bad guy posted:Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig? also lol Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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May 8, 2025 03:39
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bad guy posted:Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig?
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May 8, 2025 06:48
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Scaly Haylie posted:is the pig ok
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Scaly Haylie posted:is the pig ok In a second triumph for science, the pig is fine. It is a big bristly muddy fine dead pig, and there are no plans to change the situation. |
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May 8, 2025 13:24
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Man With Heart of Pig Begins Acting Like a Pig, Scientifically Triumphing Over Those Who Said It Couldn't Be Done. |
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May 8, 2025 13:29
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"Inside you there are two pigs," the scientist explains," a big bristly muddy one and a hideous huge hairy porker. Whichever one you feed, they both grow larger and larger until they triumph. Early results indicate that the triumph will be of a scientific nature." |
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May 8, 2025 13:33
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bad guy posted:"Inside you there are two pigs," the scientist explains," a big bristly muddy one and a hideous huge hairy porker. Whichever one you feed, they both grow larger and larger until they triumph. Early results indicate that the triumph will be of a scientific nature."
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May 8, 2025 14:11
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bad guy posted:Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig? bad guy posted:"Inside you there are two pigs," the scientist explains," a big bristly muddy one and a hideous huge hairy porker. Whichever one you feed, they both grow larger and larger until they triumph. Early results indicate that the triumph will be of a scientific nature." |
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May 8, 2025 14:49
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They gave a pig a man's heart. When he woke up, he said, "Bacon, please." |
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May 8, 2025 19:51
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bad guy posted:Q: Whats this I hear about them giving a man the heart of a pig? lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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May 8, 2025 23:13
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LL Calhoun J posted:They gave a pig a man's heart. When he woke up, he said, "Bacon, please." THis is a catastrophe for science. What will he do next? |
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May 9, 2025 01:41
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bad guy posted:THis is a catastrophe for science. What will he do next? the pig with a man's heart has valuable information to share with you about three real estate properties |
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May 9, 2025 15:41
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"That's true, he was always very kind" "No no, I didn't say he had a big heart" |
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May 9, 2025 15:58
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bad guy posted:triumph of science Hey, this looks like a good pig heart... FOR ME TO POOP ON |
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May 9, 2025 16:01
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they gave the grinch a pig heart and reset all his character development and now he stole christmas again another triumph of science in the war on christmas 
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May 9, 2025 16:11
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A pig died for this. have a heart, man.
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May 9, 2025 16:20
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as an investigative reporter, i am here to inform you the man they gave the heart of a pig to has grown a curly tail. it's fully part of his spine and he feels everything. he can't sit down in a normal chair, or wear normal pants and underwear, and if you tug on it he'll squeal. telling my editor this is another "w" for science |
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May 9, 2025 20:06
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they gave a man the liver of a pig, no one checked beforehand but the pig was deep in the bottles, like a whole trough tbh. there were no survivors
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May 10, 2025 09:46
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is there a name for a good side effect bc we got another triumph of science here when the man gets heartburn now the pig heart gives off a pleasing aroma Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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May 10, 2025 16:13
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sequoia posted:as an investigative reporter, i am here to inform you the man they gave the heart of a pig to has grown a curly tail. it's fully part of his spine and he feels everything. he can't sit down in a normal chair, or wear normal pants and underwear, and if you tug on it he'll squeal. telling my editor this is another "w" for science "The man is slowly turning into a pig," said the head scientist, "Preliminary tests indicate it is because he has the heart of a large dirty hog, the kind that mafia guys feed their enemies to, in his human chest, in a triumph for science. We are prepared to take this experiment as far as it can go. We have secured funding to observe the pig heart manv with a tiny drone the size of a gnat. Science stays winning motherfuckers." |
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May 10, 2025 18:29
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pig heart grow teeth and eat you from the inside. wake up one morning and you're in a muddy bathtub full of ice and a huge hole where the pig heart was |
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May 10, 2025 19:55
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sequoia posted:pig heart grow teeth and eat you from the inside. wake up one morning and you're in a muddy bathtub full of ice and a huge hole where the pig heart was He went on to become Captain Pig Heart of the USS Enterprise |
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May 10, 2025 20:04
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google THIS posted:He went on to become Captain Pig Heart of the USS Enterprise captain pigheart and captain beefheart will return in avengers 7 |
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May 10, 2025 20:36
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IF YOU BELIEVE THEY GAVE A MAN THE HEART OF A PIG HEART OF A PIG |
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May 11, 2025 01:48
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PIG HEART IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR PIG HEART HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL ---------------- |
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May 11, 2025 01:49
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i can't remember anything can't tell if this is true or dream deep down inside i feel to scream this terrible pig heart stops me ---------------- |
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May 11, 2025 02:09
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disgusting to see scientists pushing aside their pig heart failures like they always do. first it's a pigheart, next it's a leucotomy, next it's something really weird and fascist like replacing your jaw if you speak out against capitalism
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May 11, 2025 02:12
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Don't go bacon my heart I won't go bacon your heart |
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May 11, 2025 02:23
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google THIS posted:Don't go bacon my heart |
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bad guy posted:"Inside you there are two pigs," the scientist explains," a big bristly muddy one and a hideous huge hairy porker. Whichever one you feed, they both grow larger and larger until they triumph. Early results indicate that the triumph will be of a scientific nature." This is the synopsis of the movie "Princess Mononoke" by Hayao Miyazaki ---------------- |
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May 11, 2025 05:57
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come christmas that pig heart is going to grow three sizes
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May 11, 2025 08:37
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next they will give a man the balls if that pig
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Ahundredbux posted:next they will give a man the balls if that pig the heart is the balls of the chest |
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May 11, 2025 20:31
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They interviewed the man with the heart of a pig on the television, an invention that was also a triumph of science but, frankly, a long time ago and there have since been precious few |
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May 11, 2025 20:37
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dipshit posted:PIG HEART |
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The reason that it was a triumph is, it was difficult. The heart of a pig is full of nasty blood. Nobody wants to touch that, especially not with the inside of their chest. |
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