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hhheelllllppppp meeeeeeee iiiiiiim trap popped beeeeehind thiiiiis graaaaaave!
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May 16, 2025 01:43
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voice: ooooooooooOOOOOoooO!O
me: whos there?
voice: ooOOOOooOOooOOOOOO!!!
me: is someone there? i can't see anyuthing because of this big grave right in front of me.
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May 9, 2025 01:45
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hey waahts going on. i ask, shivering like a wet dog. spectral hands begin to feel me up
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May 9, 2025 04:39
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oh no
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May 9, 2025 10:19
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the spooky voice has turned on location sharing. it's somewhere near the grave. Presumably in or beyond it.
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May 9, 2025 12:27
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Me: (feigning confusion) Where is that spooky voice coming from? I just don't know!
Grave: (giggles)
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May 9, 2025 13:27
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spooky voice: COFFIN!
me: oh i know who it is
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May 9, 2025 15:24
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asking the pale edwardian boy behind the grave what the deal with this grave is
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May 9, 2025 15:26
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are those bugs drinkable?
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the spooky voice has turned on location sharing. it's somewhere near the grave. Presumably in or beyond it.
asking the pale edwardian boy behind the grave what the deal with this grave is
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May 9, 2025 20:07
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are those bugs drinkable?
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"teehee, dig me up" says the voice. "i'm stuck down here and still alive! lol. it'd be really cool to see you like, dig up my grave. because then i could get out, i mean." nice try, street child... just cuz you're in the graveyard now doesn't mean you aren't a street child
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May 9, 2025 20:08
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"retttuuurrn the slaaab"
oh i broke it into titanite chunks lol sorry
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May 9, 2025 20:27
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"retttuuurrn the slaaab"
oh i broke it into titanite chunks lol sorry
Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls
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May 9, 2025 20:46
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"oooOOOOoooo it's me, charles dickens. I'm back here because I have GRAVE expectations! NO WAIT! I SEE YOUR ANGRY BUT DONT PUNCH ME! OOOOOOOooooOOOO!!!"
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May 10, 2025 14:27
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Just really fed up spooky voice from behind the grave: YOU KNOW ALEXA MONITORS YOU CONSTANTLY YOU'RE GIVING UP YOUR PRIVACY
a rise from the grave!
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May 10, 2025 16:25
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Hey check out this talking grave
"No you idiot I'm not the grave"
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May 10, 2025 18:19
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these undead ventriloquists are killing me
you don't want to know where they put their hand
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May 10, 2025 18:20
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"So you just hang out behind that grave and make spooky noises all day?"
"ooooOOOOOOoooooooo iiiitt's a liviiiiiiinnnnnng!"
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May 10, 2025 18:37
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"So you just hang out behind that grave and make spooky noises all day?"
"ooooOOOOOOoooooooo iiiitt's a liviiiiiiinnnnnng!"
it's impossible for me to read "it's a living" and not think of one of the functional dinosaur appliances in the Flintstones so the spooky voice behind the grave is now canonically a pterodactyl record player or something of that nature
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May 10, 2025 18:41
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it's impossible for me to read "it's a living" and not think of one of the functional dinosaur appliances in the Flintstones so the spooky voice behind the grave is now canonically a pterodactyl record player or something of that nature
He spends his life concealed behind a big rock I thought it was obvious
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May 10, 2025 18:46
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Hey check out this talking grave
"No you idiot I'm not the grave"
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