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beer pal

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# ? May 9, 2025 00:29

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# ? May 16, 2025 02:24

dipshit: by Fluffdaddy
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let me use your bank acct and every time i withdraw money you'll be entered in a sweepstakes to win a million dollars

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# ? May 9, 2025 01:13

beer pal

think of us like a bouncer standing outside your bank account making sure no uninvited money gets in

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# ? May 9, 2025 01:32

bad guy

beer pal posted:

sign up for my new app where i look in your bank account to maek sure the money's all in there where you left it

depositing goatse in my checking account to give beer pal a surprise

# ? May 9, 2025 01:36

dipshit: by Fluffdaddy
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i'm harrassing someone by putting offensive remarks in the memo section when i etransfer them money. they keep trying to take it to court but the judge just laughs at their screenshots and comments instead on how i'm sending them such large amounts of money and they're still complaining

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# ? May 9, 2025 01:41

beer pal

hell i've seen it all in this business. one dollar, five hundred dollars, you name it

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# ? May 9, 2025 01:41

bad guy

beer pal posted:

hell i've seen it all in this business. one dollar, five hundred dollars, you name it

lol

# ? May 9, 2025 01:41

cumpantry

my app lets you invest in my hairbrained schemes

# ? May 9, 2025 04:30

sequoia: are those bugs drinkable?

beer pal posted:

hell i've seen it all in this business. one dollar, five hundred dollars, you name it

# ? May 9, 2025 20:14

sequoia: are those bugs drinkable?

people who get direct deposit are fools. just think, all the value of money, with all the fun of paper. it's perfect. you can fold it into an airplane and skip the line, you can draw on it, give people who displease you papercuts, all sorts of things

# ? May 9, 2025 20:16

treasure bear

youre not supposed to take things at face value, except fiat currency which you must take at face value as it is backed by the state and its monopoly on violence

# ? May 10, 2025 01:37