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you find yourself face to face with the wisest amongst us, the great Orangutan Pangestu of Borneo
his name means blessing and we are blessed, his eyes show incredible depth and insight though some consider it bad luck to look the Orangutan in the face, perhaps that is because of our great shame
they are so like us
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i think gibbons are cool also
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May 9, 2025 18:56
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I'm sitting amongst the trees imagining what it would be like to have really long strong arms and dexterous toes, I think I would hang from the branches eating a fruit instead of waging war
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May 9, 2025 19:09
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are those bugs drinkable?
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you may be repulsed by the orangutan's visage. you may be terrified of its might. but you will be in awe of its mysteries
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May 9, 2025 19:59
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when you have spent time with the orangutan, in borneo, as i have, it is a powerful experience, Pangestu looked at me and i believe he communicated to me "you are forgiven" this was an incredible relief for me
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May 10, 2025 02:24
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Friday night down at Franky's Bar. Nico is slinging drinks, as usual. I belly up to the bar, hold up two fingers and settle in for the night. A voice next to me says "Why human fight? Are we not one?" I turn to look at who was talking and it was the god drat Orangutan.
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May 10, 2025 02:38
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Sing us a song, oh great orangutan~
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May 10, 2025 02:42
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when I see orangutans, I always think of that Edgar Allen Poe story where one murders a woman and because investigators see red hairs on the windowsill they think it must have been the Irish that did it
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May 10, 2025 02:42
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are those bugs drinkable?
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i climbed a mountain for seven days and seven nights to ask my One Question to the orangutan. as everyone knows, you get one question and one question only your whole life to ask the orangutan, and it will give you a true, complete answer. finally, the summit. then the one thousand steps up to his nest. finally, i get to ask my question, but my frostbitten brain locks up and all i stutter out is "weh" before falling over. the orangutan nods slowly, then ambles down to my prone form. "no weh." and the orangutan pats my head and returns to its nest
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May 10, 2025 03:57
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm an orangustan.
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May 10, 2025 03:59
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Prove it with your wisdom
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May 10, 2025 06:36
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Frankly to me it looks like the orangutan needs a bath
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May 10, 2025 06:37
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Seems more like an orangubeige
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May 10, 2025 20:25
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i climbed a mountain for seven days and seven nights to ask my One Question to the orangutan. as everyone knows, you get one question and one question only your whole life to ask the orangutan, and it will give you a true, complete answer. finally, the summit. then the one thousand steps up to his nest. finally, i get to ask my question, but my frostbitten brain locks up and all i stutter out is "weh" before falling over. the orangutan nods slowly, then ambles down to my prone form. "no weh." and the orangutan pats my head and returns to its nest
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May 10, 2025 20:26
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it's our failing to not understand the words of the great orangutan, in time maybe we will, he is truly wise
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May 11, 2025 12:34
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Day 1: I begin my observation of the Orangutan today. What mysteries will I uncover?
Day 4: I have discovered that the orangutan is an ape. this may be key to understanding his wisdom
Day 6: no wisdom today
Day 7: no wisdom today
Day 14: no wisdom all week. Beginning to lose heart. But is that what the orangutan wants me to do?
Day 22: [illegible] ziggurat [illegible]
Day 23: thank you o orangutan, for your wisdom rolls like a mighty river and resounds like thunder across the sky of my mind
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May 11, 2025 19:06
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i climbed a mountain for seven days and seven nights to ask my One Question to the orangutan. as everyone knows, you get one question and one question only your whole life to ask the orangutan, and it will give you a true, complete answer. finally, the summit. then the one thousand steps up to his nest. finally, i get to ask my question, but my frostbitten brain locks up and all i stutter out is "weh" before falling over. the orangutan nods slowly, then ambles down to my prone form. "no weh." and the orangutan pats my head and returns to its nest
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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May 12, 2025 17:39
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A kind little mouse!
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the orangutan at the zoo sits around all day with a sad expression on his face, for a long time i thought it's because no one understands him but i've come to realize it's because no one listens
sure while you are looking at it. when you arent this is what its doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1QivbKM
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