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sequoia

are those bugs drinkable?
since the last thread seems to have been accidentally gassed, despite the supposedly gas-proof "safe space" tag, i'd like to reopen discussion of the movie "halloween 5: the" ... the... uhm. it has something to do with michael myers, the title. i think he has a curse this time? or something. i just watched this movie and i'm pretty sure there was a cursed little girl. and i remember an old man screaming "evil!" a lot. but otherwise this film is as blank to me as mike's mask. what's your thoughts, byob?

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sequoia

are those bugs drinkable?
hi byob. just went to go browse and saw this thread. i don't remember watching this movie? i stopped watching halloween after halloween 4: the return of michael myers, which was a good title because it let people know mike's back

sequoia

are those bugs drinkable?
it's.. 5:33pm? that can't be right. i just got off of work a little bit ago and put on a movie. it can't be this late already

beer pal

havent seen it, op. but i do like to stare at the blank wall in my living room for 1h 37m once a night

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

bad guy

beer pal posted:

havent seen it, op. but i do like to stare at the blank wall in my living room for 1h 37m once a night

bad guy

Most people like Jackson 5, but I prefer the original where Michael was more of a mystery

bad guy fucked around with this message at 06:53 on May 10, 2025

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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lol

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Dumb Sex-Parrot


i like the part where michael meyers yells 'smokin!' whilst breaking the 4th wall






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Forensics: "You see where the two sets of footprints turn into one? That's where the victim struggled the most, and was carried."

Detective: "Jesus Christ."

Forensics: "Michael."

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


sequoia posted:

since the last thread seems to have been accidentally gassed, despite the supposedly gas-proof "safe space" tag, i'd like to reopen discussion of the movie "halloween 5: the" ... the... uhm. it has something to do with michael myers, the title. i think he has a curse this time? or something. i just watched this movie and i'm pretty sure there was a cursed little girl. and i remember an old man screaming "evil!" a lot. but otherwise this film is as blank to me as mike's mask. what's your thoughts, byob?

yo, you got an op this time. Good job.

Honestly, I can't remember any of them after the first, they are all the same stupid kinda people in a house while a dude walks slowly around, like get a few guns and sit together or even just go to the police station one day a year. The series has less substance than Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.

bad guy

not an original thought but it's funny to imagine if Mike meyers the comedian was killing people by walking around slowly in a mask

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 27 days!)

halloween iii was a prequel about a broadcast that convinced the shape to kill

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 27 days!)

it was actually an unofficial remake of 'the stuff'

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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


bad guy posted:

not an original thought but it's funny to imagine if Mike meyers the comedian was killing people by walking around slowly in a mask

Didn't he almost get killed by a chick in some movie, the actor.

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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he almost killed his CAREER on the set of wayne's world when the director made him a bagel and he didn't want it so he shoved it down her throat and then robbed a liquor store

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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


I am not even sure if I even saw halloween 5 recently...

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:44 on May 11, 2025

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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if halloween 5 were a bagel it wouldn't even have cream cheese. just dry crumb that makes you imagine loomis rambling about evil for a few minutes

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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michael myers (the comedian) murdered that woman's career like michael myers (the shape) just because she made him a bagel. it's disgusting that this privileged spoilt child was given so many more opportunities in hollywood, and with superior catering to boot

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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they were even going to give him his own children's television cartoon but oh no i wouldn't let that happen

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Halloween 5's place in the halloween continuity spectrum is complex. This handy infographic explains it


Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




nesamdoom posted:

what the poo poo are you on about?

mike myers (the comedian) almost killed his CAREER on the set of wayne's world when the director made him a bagel and he didn't want it so he shoved it down her throat and then robbed a liquor store







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

sequoia

are those bugs drinkable?

nesamdoom posted:

yo, you got an op this time. Good job.

i wish i could post without ik/mods posting passive aggressive garbage like this. this is what i mean when i say the mods are creating drama.

treasure bear

i think this will clear things up, because when i saw it it changed everything for me, now i understand that we dont need to fight eachother

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




treasure bear posted:

i think this will clear things up, because when i saw it it changed everything for me, now i understand that we dont need to fight eachother


that would make a fantastic bumper sticker







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

treasure bear

Zoya posted:

that would make a fantastic bumper sticker

i think if people tried this, they could spread this message and heal the world

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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i'll put it on a tshirt on my merch store if you think it will help

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treasure bear

i think its worth a shot

ive forgotten what this thread was about

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


sequoia posted:

i wish i could post without ik/mods posting passive aggressive garbage like this. this is what i mean when i say the mods are creating drama.

Not an IK :cheers:. you :cheers: cowardly little crying :cheers:. You came to start :cheers:. you wanted to :cheers: about everything instead of putting a :cheers: ounce of effort into :cheers:. Eat all the :cheers :cheers: you can find on the way to hell.

lolololol turns out y'all made a point that admins don't care about posters attacking other posters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhsEyy6LgMo

treasure bear posted:

i think its worth a shot

ive forgotten what this thread was about

some bitch crying.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 04:07 on May 11, 2025

Fucker

nesamdoom posted:

Not an IK :cheers:. you :cheers: cowardly little crying :cheers:. You came to start :cheers:. you wanted to :cheers: about everything instead of putting a :cheers: ounce of effort into :cheers:. Eat all the :cheers :cheers: you can find on the way to hell.

lolololol turns out y'all made a point that admins don't care about posters attacking other posters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhsEyy6LgMo

some bitch crying.

dont sign your posts


thanks for the epic sig el spider

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


Fucker posted:

dont sign your posts

not sure if michael myers is still alive after this one

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:45 on May 11, 2025

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Fucker posted:

dont sign your posts

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
tbh the caremad meltdown feels pretty authentically byob 8.2

cumpantry

nesamdoom posted:

Not an IK :cheers:. you :cheers: cowardly little crying :cheers:. You came to start :cheers:. you wanted to :cheers: about everything instead of putting a :cheers: ounce of effort into :cheers:. Eat all the :cheers :cheers: you can find on the way to hell.

lolololol turns out y'all made a point that admins don't care about posters attacking other posters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhsEyy6LgMo

some bitch crying.

hall of fame post lol

nocaps

Edgy 2008 hot topic text

Fucker posted:

dont sign your posts

Thank you RavenousScoot for the sig!!!

dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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see we need ik's who can fix threads that are being derailed like this

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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goldmine not gas chamber

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dipshit

by Fluffdaddy

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i rented halloween 5 and it was just the fbi warning for 2 hours. oh scary, yeah, i torrent movies all the time

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El Spider

dipshit posted:

see we need ik's who can fix threads that are being derailed like this

The IK already re-railed the thread by tieing it to a set of train tracks and twirling his long hipster style mustache

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El Spider

Consequently that scenario is straight from Halloween 5 so I'd like to applaud that person for their talent and swagger

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El Spider

XyloJW posted:

Halloween 5's place in the halloween continuity spectrum is complex. This handy infographic explains it




Thank you cda

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