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Historians usually deal with written records and physical evidence, pots, journals, all that good stuff. But sometimes they miss the things that aren't scratched on rocks or entered into ledgers. Also, sometimes they miss events that were very impactful in the moment, but didn't make a difference in the overall trends or the overall narrative. What wacky off the wall things will they miss from our current era?? 1. Easter Bunny 2. Santa 3. Vitamin C for colds 4. Knocking on wood 5. Chandler dying in a hot tub 6. Harambe
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A poll would provide some useful background information.  But Harambe gets my vote
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May 10, 2025 03:37
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Ape jpgs 5G Brand name water
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May 10, 2025 03:52
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how difficult the work of future historians is hinges on whether the internet keeps going or gets destroyed at some point it should be destroyed
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May 10, 2025 04:04
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Were Krispy Kreme donuts a fertility idol or a device for calculating astrological mechanics?
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May 10, 2025 04:11
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either star wars will be quaint or it will be prescient
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May 10, 2025 04:16
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I've been planting handwritten documents and journals in various places around the nation that appear to passively corroborate the existence of fictional people, events, and cultural attitudes. the historians will struggle with whatever I want them to
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May 10, 2025 04:26
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Buttchocks posted:Were Krispy Kreme donuts a fertility idol or a device for calculating astrological mechanics? "Ritual purposes."
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May 10, 2025 04:34
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The God Emperor's rumored origins as a failed steak salesman was a myth started by his rivals to discredit his memory
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May 10, 2025 04:48
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We're gonna be the supposedly super advanced precursor civilization in the JRPG world of the future. They'll busy themselves studying our airship technology (airplanes) and uncover our terrible secret doomsday weapon (nukes) and a group of rainbow haired teenagers will go on a quest to defeat a madman bent on resurrecting the evil emperor who doomed our utopic civilization in the past (Elon Musk).
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May 10, 2025 04:54
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why did america's greatest hero join the nWo and betray the macho man
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May 10, 2025 05:09
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emSparkly posted:We're gonna be the supposedly super advanced precursor civilization in the JRPG world of the future. They'll busy themselves studying our airship technology (airplanes) and uncover our terrible secret doomsday weapon (nukes) and a group of rainbow haired teenagers will go on a quest to defeat a madman bent on resurrecting the evil emperor who doomed our utopic civilization in the past (Elon Musk). the airship you get 2/3s into the game will be some abandoned mrbeast stunt vehicle
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May 10, 2025 05:15
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Deez nuts jokes because all nuts will have been banned due to allergies.
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May 10, 2025 05:19
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kid rock was neither a kid nor a rock
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May 10, 2025 05:24
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No one will understand why, with the power of a global internet, hunams used it to create poo poo like this
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May 10, 2025 05:25
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there will be meme museums and goatse will be on display like the bayeux tapestry
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May 10, 2025 05:46
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Mulaney Power Move posted:there will be meme museums and goatse will be on display like the bayeux tapestry I look forward to the TAOC THE WONDER DOUGH special exhibit of Flash animation
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May 10, 2025 05:51
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What is that man doing to his anus?
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May 10, 2025 05:59
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There was a strange plague that spread around Europe 500 years ago that really messed things up and we have literally no idea why it happened or what it was https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweating_sickness Similarly, 500 years from now, no one will have any clue what that man is doing to his anus
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May 10, 2025 06:02
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Salad huh huh huh. What salad is?
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May 10, 2025 06:04
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Historians of 2525?! Surely you jest!
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May 10, 2025 06:05
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They’ll struggle to translate the Chip and Dale’s MMORPG song. Particularly the line about “roxxoring your rear end”.
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May 10, 2025 07:08
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If man is still alive, and if woman can survive, they may find some things are quite different.
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May 10, 2025 13:14
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500 years from now is not long enough for a new intelligence to evolve after the coming plagues wipe the Earth clean of humans. It's gonna be a double whammy! Measles is going to evolve just enough to slip past the current measles vaccine just as COVID-26 rears its ugly head and that's a wrap, folks. The historians of 100,025 will wonder what happened to the wealthiest, most comfortable human society in history that caused it to repeatedly choose self-annihilation. Considering it a warning from the past, this new intelligence will reject material hedonism and eventually create the USS Enterprise and achieve the destiny humanity rejected out of fear and superstition. Don't be sad, it was a good run mostly. We invented Floam and shared cat pictures and made a turducken and got plastic surgery.
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May 10, 2025 13:53
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Head on, apply directly to the forehead
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May 10, 2025 14:19
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goku
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May 10, 2025 14:23
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aliens dig up OP's posts in the tomb world sol-3 and then decide to crack the planet
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May 10, 2025 14:30
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an insurmountable YouTube backlog
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May 10, 2025 14:52
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The great ozempic wars of 2068
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May 10, 2025 14:53
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Trump will be noted in the history books as an "ultra-analyst" face-ist, like "Missolini" but he'll only be in a footnote call-out box in the chapter on the great Twitch streamers of our generation and their contributions to society.
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May 10, 2025 15:29
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Trump will be noted in the history books as an "ultra-analyst" face-ist, like "Missolini" but he'll only be in a footnote call-out box in the chapter on the great Twitch streamers of our generation and their contributions to society. When wars are fought from home on your Xbox 12 by remote controlled drone soldiers, it will be the twitch streamers who save us all.
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May 10, 2025 15:31
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"Chat" appears to be this fallen society's deity, often represented by an extinct feline of many popular image macros shared in recently unearthed forums.
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May 10, 2025 15:42
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It was written that a Doctor House, M.D., the most brilliant physician of the era, discovered a cure for the ailment known as 'sober' that caused the deaths of as much as 50% of the united states population by some estimates, yet the records of what this cure actually was were apparently lost during the dark ages of the 21st century.
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May 10, 2025 17:03
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Trump will be noted in the history books as an "ultra-analyst" face-ist, like "Missolini" but he'll only be in a footnote call-out box in the chapter on the great Twitch streamers of our generation and their contributions to society. Trump is now known to be a cautionary mythical figure based on archetypal legends that made their way to the continent through sea traders, for surely how could such a person have really existed, much less been elected President twice! Clearly that part was an adaptation of the ancient story of President Adams, who was said to have been elected twice, but was in fact two separate people both named Adam. The depiction of the orange skin in period artwork clearly heralds back to Colonial-era anti-native tropes, trying to literally paint him as a demonic figure. Perhaps the various men of a particular dynasty were amalgamated into one pseudo-historical fable by their political rivals. But we serious historians do not for a moment entertain the childish notion that fairy tales are real.
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May 10, 2025 17:20
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trump is going to end up like akhenaten, mostly erased from history but for the connection to the tomb of his famous misshapen son eric leading to the discovery of an attempted reshaping of civilization that was ultimately violently rejected
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May 10, 2025 18:08
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Doge having originally been the head of state of the Republic of Venice, now being a beloved funny little doggy, a currency and a reviled government organization at the same time.
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May 10, 2025 19:48
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Das Butterbrot posted:Doge having originally been the head of state of the Republic of Venice, now being a beloved funny little doggy, a currency and a reviled government organization at the same time. And digital records are going to get messed up in all kinds of ways
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May 10, 2025 20:14
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Grown men spending 100k on a Charizard card.
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May 10, 2025 20:14
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They'll wonder why the gamers didn't rise up.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:There was a strange plague that spread around Europe 500 years ago that really messed things up and we have literally no idea why it happened or what it was Jfc, onset of symptoms to death in 3 hours  Good thing we’re prepared if something like that ever happens again.
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