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Rahu posted:Well that is much funnier. He owns a cybertruck now, because of course he does
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Yeah, it was beatmstrJ. You know you've done solid work when a goon takes one look at it and calmly tells you to put the dewalt down, go sit down for a bit and then read everything people are about to tell you. Bird Turgler fucked around with this message at 11:53 on May 21, 2025 |
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Peanut Butter posted:New goon project just dropped Someone find the guy who bought Johnny Fiveaces. Edit: I just remembered that the guy who made Doom Bathroom was mentioned in the goons who went off the rails thread in the anniversary subforum. bEatmstrJ posted:Had no idea my life was still that interesting. The Cybertruck is fun, and just as polarizing as my bathroom apparently. Thanks for checking in on me. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 12:29 on May 21, 2025 |
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May 21, 2025 12:24
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How much was the whole bathroom renovation including the $8K repair?
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If some goon that lives in the area could actually drive by the house and take some pictures that would be great. I can't imagine there isn't a line up of  a couple blocks long just waiting to fight over the bathroom.
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Pyroclastic posted:It's been on Zillow for 28 days. If you look at the neighborhood, it's a solid $100k-300k more than the surrounding homes. The Pricemaster's house
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May 21, 2025 13:16
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That shower looks pretty sweet.
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CPL593H posted:Someone find the guy who bought Johnny Fiveaces. what a dork
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Did we ever find out if the bathroom actually attracted any women?
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CPL593H posted:Someone find the guy who bought Johnny Fiveaces. Freddie Wong, right?
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Rugikiki posted:Freddie Wong, right? Freddie Wong should totally buy that and make it a memehouse. aniviron posted:What calamity could cause a person to move out of a home they had so lovingly made in their image?
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we should timeshare it
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lovely Wizard posted:giant spacious bathroom but if you need to take a poo poo you go in the cramped soulless toilet closet While I’d rather squeeze one out in a ballroom-sized space, the tiny shitter closet isn’t a bad idea. It quarantines the poop to the small, enclosed area, keeping it from contaminating the whole bathroom space. I’ve known people who will just destroy a toilet and then, while standing in their own filth cloud, use their toiletries they just leave on the countertop next to the sink. Just putting a poop brush directly into their mouths and then grabbing a poop comb to do their hair, before spraying on some Axe body spray within the stink cloud.
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Sure, but does the poo poo closet have a door to isolate it?
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Pvt.Scott posted:While I’d rather squeeze one out in a ballroom-sized space, the tiny shitter closet isn’t a bad idea. It quarantines the poop to the small, enclosed area, keeping it from contaminating the whole bathroom space. I’ve known people who will just destroy a toilet and then, while standing in their own filth cloud, use their toiletries they just leave on the countertop next to the sink. Just putting a poop brush directly into their mouths and then grabbing a poop comb to do their hair, before spraying on some Axe body spray within the stink cloud. I constantly have disturbed bowels and definitely 
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Just pointing out it has 2 open houses this weekend. Which goon is going to go and sit in the bathroom the whole time like "I'm just trying to figure out how he put this tub in without compromising the joists beneath!"
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Me and my wife share a master bathroom the size of the poop closet, dorkmasterJ's bathroom is downright palatial
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Smugworth posted:Me and my wife share a master bathroom the size of the poop closet, dorkmasterJ's bathroom is downright palatial 9K square foot house is pretty huge. There are apartments the size of the bathroom.
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Smugworth posted:Me and my wife share a master bathroom the size of the poop closet, dorkmasterJ's bathroom is downright palatial
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Croccers posted:Do yourself a favour and visit this room: you posted the wrong floorplan btw 
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redshirt posted:9K square foot house is pretty huge. THe house is 4100 square feet.
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Do you guys think he actually used the tub? Do you think the next owner will fill the tub, for the first time ever, and it will come crashing down?
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lol i never knew doom bathroom was a goon
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even if the diy project had turned out well, i'm still not sure i ever understood his plan of "if i make a nice bathroom, it will attract women"
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wesleywillis posted:THe house is 4100 square feet. Oh. Well, that's still a pretty big house.
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wesleywillis posted:Sure, but does the poo poo closet have a door to isolate it? I see a door latch or whatever you call it in that photo, though I suppose that doesn’t necessarily mean they ever installed the door.
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Why do you call it Doom Bathroom House?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:even if the diy project had turned out well, i'm still not sure i ever understood his plan of "if i make a nice bathroom, it will attract women" Well you see the bathroom is an important part of the life cycle of the woman, typically spending upwards of 30% of their lifetime in there, applying makeup and washing their rear end. Bird Turgler fucked around with this message at 16:10 on May 21, 2025 |
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If the bathroom is for women, why isn’t it pink? No wonder it didn’t work
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So that's what it looks like when it's not exploding with HDR. Coincidentally, I listened to this last weekend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT88qwYlmJg
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What's particularly funny is that I recall him being told in the thread, many many times, that his Ultimate Bathroom for Females was a terrible design if you're somebody who wants good lighting to do makeup, or to be able to spread out your products on a vanity, or wash your face comfortably, etc. The other not-optimized-for-females bathrooms that I see pictures of in the listing are way better for somebody who needs to be able to do any of those things.
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:What's particularly funny is that I recall him being told in the thread, many many times, that his Ultimate Bathroom for Females was a terrible design if you're somebody who wants good lighting to do makeup, or to be able to spread out your products on a vanity, or wash your face comfortably, etc. The other not-optimized-for-females bathrooms that I see pictures of in the listing are way better for somebody who needs to be able to do any of those things. did you see his recent response about owning a Cybertruck. This guy pays no mind to the haters and the losers
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Pvt.Scott posted:While I’d rather squeeze one out in a ballroom-sized space, the tiny shitter closet isn’t a bad idea. It quarantines the poop to the small, enclosed area, keeping it from contaminating the whole bathroom space. I’ve known people who will just destroy a toilet and then, while standing in their own filth cloud, use their toiletries they just leave on the countertop next to the sink. Just putting a poop brush directly into their mouths and then grabbing a poop comb to do their hair, before spraying on some Axe body spray within the stink cloud. I've seen poop closets before and it makes sense when you get to a certain size of bathroom, but this one still seems cramped and disproportionate to the rest of the bathroom. EDIT: I appreciate that the listing shoves all the photos of the expensive custom master bathroom all the way to the very end of the interior pics, where most listings would be hiding the grody utility spaces. (and then quickly sandwiches it with 30+ photos of the neighborhood. Enough about the master bathroom, who wants to talk about local playgrounds!) the holy poopacy fucked around with this message at 16:24 on May 21, 2025 |
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Well I wasn't convinced before, but after seeing the toilet closet I think I simply must have it! Females, who's with me?!
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Smugworth posted:did you see his recent response about owning a Cybertruck. This guy pays no mind to the haters and the losers Makes sense. You don't develop taste that bad by listening to the opinions of other people.
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Pvt.Scott posted:I see a door latch or whatever you call it in that photo, though I suppose that doesn’t necessarily mean they ever installed the door. Ok, yeah I see the strike plate now. Maybe it does have a door. Its got to be claustrophobic as gently caress making GBS threads in there with the door closed.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you posted the wrong floorplan btw He owns a Cybertruck so he'd proudly be using an earlier variant of this floorplan.
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