Pyroclastic posted:

It's been on Zillow for 28 days. If you look at the neighborhood, it's a solid $100k-300k more than the surrounding homes.
The only one more expensive is on a lot that's almost 14,000 square feet, compared to Doom House's 8276 square feet.

Peanut Butter posted:

New goon project just dropped

Buy the Doom House and convert it into the museum of internet history

I'll do the wiki, etc.

bEatmstrJ posted:

Had no idea my life was still that interesting. The Cybertruck is fun, and just as polarizing as my bathroom apparently. Thanks for checking in on me.

wesleywillis posted:

How long do you think before BeambusterJ come back and acknowledges this thread?
His last post was in April, but otherwise doesn't seem to post much anymore.

redshirt posted:

Door confirmed for the poop closet.

istewart posted:

Rather disappointing that the red/black color scheme didn't also get applied to the outside of the house. As the new homeowner, I would have to fix that first thing; and also initiate a series of preemptive lawsuits against any neighborhood HOAs that may be present

Escape From Noise posted:

It looks like the kind of bathroom you'd use for a porn shoot.

Platystemon posted:

It’s disappointing that before staging the house, he took down the seventeenth century admiral cosplay portrait he commissioned.

MK-Ultramarathon posted:

Things Women Love:
Bathtubs

Things Women Hate:
Normally-shaped sinks
Natural light
Intact floors

Fabulousity posted:

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah I was scoping it out on google maps and I think I saw a school or two, but nothing else. No corner stores, nothing that appeared to be a community centre, though one of the schools looked big so maybe a school and CC were right beside each other. That happens around here. But yeah holy gently caress nothing but houses and houses and houses.

I wonder if beatmsterJ has kids and they brought friends home and were all like HOLY gently caress YOU LIVE IN DOOM BATHROOM HOUSE!! And they either relentlessly hassled the kids, or the kids moms lined up in droves to see the bathroom that attracts so many and his wife got jealous.

Squiggle posted:

lol illegal, this is America baby, nothing is illegal

teen witch posted:

Speaking for myself, it’s incredibly tacky and has terrible makeup lighting. I loving hate brocade most of the time, and the palette is limited, much like the homeowner’s imagination.

This is goth in a Generic Spooky Girl Halloween costume sort of way. No better than SHEIN.

Had they wanted to have a bit more legit look, jewel tones and black are usually a go to, and that too bright for a jewel tone. More darker grays, warmer and more intentional lighting, and more subtle pattern or texture. Tiles, garbage brocade, faux wood grain - choose one. Plus, add some loving foliage, dried or living.

This is more my taste:





(I hate the vase but that aside)

wesleywillis posted:

But that bathroom was made for

wheatpuppy posted:

For an example of usage:

quote:

while my personal relationships are of little relevance, i'm not disconnected from the female sex.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Re: , Doom bathroom guy also had this business venture

Shithouse Dave posted:

No-show socks with a visible strap defeats the whole no-show reason for existence though. Like just put some grippy stuff around the tops, duh.

FilthyImp posted:

The house is going to sell. At asking price is debatable but for sure that loving bathroom is going to be one of those sticking points where people go "yeah but that's gonna be like 30k at least to renovate so there's no way I'm going 20 above asking"

wheatpuppy posted:

But if a woman buys it, she'll have to immediately dismantle the bathroom lest it draw in crowds of predatory who might try to steal away her chosen mate. It's just science.

wesleywillis posted:

IMHO, there is currently a bidding war going on for that house, but it's only doing the bidding since the play an unfair role in home sales.

Fabulousity posted:

Jake Paul or some other terminally online dipshit should buy it and turn it into a streamer house. That way something Very Cool and Good can happen when they inevitably decide to group stream from the tubs for the subs.

Metaline posted:

For someone who I assume has never managed a second date, his Divorced Guy energy is palpable. Can't wait for him to end up on the Joe Rogan Experience to hear his side of the tale!

Fabulousity posted:

On more than one occasion in public restrooms I've encountered people having conversations on their phones. Having a conversation on the shitter is completely normal for some people apparently. But that's because of cell phones otherwise I've never seen a phone in a residential bathroom. Maybe it's a thing in some odd part of the world like a Pittsburgh toilet.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

Vegas used to (might still?) have phones in the bathrooms so you could call and make bets while making GBS threads.

I wonder if beatmasterj is seething right now since he can't see the thread anymore.

His real estate agent must have noticed the insane amount of traffic and asked if he knew why. I mean, they definitely know why, but I wonder if they asked him.

Klyith posted:

Throw the rocks away and get new ones.


Alternately, be at the level of super-rich that you have a half-dozen houses. Now the rocks in the bathroom of house #1 will have plenty of time to air out while you're at the other houses.

And by the time any long-term permanent mildew builds up enough to be permanently gross, you will already be bored of that house and done a new renovation / sold it.

deep dish peat moss posted:

yeah but I can't stop lol'ing at this recently

MrQwerty posted:

He had to get the cybertruck because the tentacle porn parties weren't drawing in enough to show the bathroom to