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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately .

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).
Werthers are for old farts

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Werthers are for old farts

us young go getters love the taste of MANUFACTURING CONCERN butterscothc hard candies! We can't get enough!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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It's candy for old folks without good teeth OP.

Eat sugar daddies to get to that point faster.

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica
Werthers are too mellow, I need to taste the BUTTER and the SCOTCH.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It's candy for old folks without good teeth OP.

Eat sugar daddies to get to that point faster.

Sugar daddies are for the win but the teeth pulling thread is thataway ->

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Kmount da Hood posted:

Werthers are too mellow, I need to taste the BUTTER and the SCOTCH.

see, exactly this

it's like cmoe on is this buttersctoth hard candy even on?? HELLOOO>>>

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).
This same philosophy applies to butterscotch pudding as well. You do NOT want the fancy name brand JELLO poo poo, you want that store brand poo poo that doesn’t even need to be refrigerated :hai:

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica

Literally A Person posted:

see, exactly this

it's like cmoe on is this buttersctoth hard candy even on?? HELLOOO>>>

Is it even CANDY if you don't feel DANDY?

gently caress out of here dirty old man, with your wack rear end sickle cell shaped rear end candy.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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I tried doing an at home butterscotch and it tasted terrible. There's clearly more to it than this!

I ate a tablespoon of butter and chased it with a shot of Johnnie Walker.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This same philosophy applies to butterscotch pudding as well. You do NOT want the fancy name brand JELLO poo poo, you want that store brand poo poo that doesn’t even need to be refrigerated :hai:

mmhm name brands can't even step to this level

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I tried doing an at home butterscotch and it tasted terrible. There's clearly more to it than this!

I ate a tablespoon of butter and chased it with a shot of Johnnie Walker.

Still better than werthers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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*looks at bottle of poison*

*looks at werthers*

Welp

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




when our grandparents grew up, you could work shifts in the werthers factory wrapping each individual butterscotch candy and afford a house, a car, and a summer cottage

they ate that candy with gusto, the flavor of prosperity in every suckle

Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme
i like butterscotch candies and will periodically eat one

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica
Only thing original about werthers is the original type of candy, like it was good ORIGINALLY but now it's werthers. Pfff.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Wendigee posted:

I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol

Old fart confirmed

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I don't think I've had hard candy in like 10 years

I used to eat worthers when I was in elementary school though heh

NJM
Jan 3, 2020

They still make butter rum Life Savers? I like those more than werthers, and sometimes you just want rum instead of scotch

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pretty sure they do yeah

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Old fart confirmed

Yeah hey can I borrow some of your argyle socks and your Buick sometime? I need to go down to the horse tracks and settle a score with an old friend over the one time he brought some miracle whip potato salad to a potluck. We never finished arguing and I'm getting old(er).

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You may find me an enemy or a buster OP, I will suck on a Werther if offered. No... I do not buy them myself but I will suck on one if offered. I am not offended by them so again I would suck a Werther given the opportunity.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Wendigee posted:

I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol

mods please this trolling can't be allowed to contine

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Who the gently caress was like "uhhh yeah imma mix up this butter and this scotch and then imma I don't even loving know, put it in a pot a reduce it??? and then boom eat it it's candy!"

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I always liked those as a kid, they were common during parades. Haven't had one in at least a decade, might buy a bag

Better than root beer barrels fight me

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Intel has revealed OP eats circus peanuts

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Root beer barrels taste like disappointment

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica
Where's the wax soda bottles with the juice inside?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Root beer barrel, conceptually stupid candy, also, looks like a date and dates are good, making it a deceitful candy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Root beer barrel, conceptually stupid candy, also, looks like a date and dates are good, making it a deceitful candy.

this was a wild ride of a post

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Literally A Person posted:

The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately .

you mean that weird yellow see-through poo poo right

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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CEOofFART posted:

you mean that weird yellow see-through poo poo right

exactly

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024


gently caress yeah, came in that plastic bag that was permanently marked "49 cents" or something

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Literally A Person posted:

mods please this trolling can't be allowed to contine

Actually it can be

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009

I'M MAKING A SLOP BOT THAT WILL PLAY CHESS WORSE THAN THE CPU IN BATTLE CHESS (NES, 1990)
Grimey Drawer
Werther's are good, OP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Rahu posted:

Werther's are good, OP

said the oldman I ust loving disrespectfully kickflipped over while sucking on a BRAND butherscotch har candy

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Thank goodness I was just lightly deep fried
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Literally A Person posted:

The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately .

You're wrong and I hate you

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sorry, folks. Butterscotch is just one of the proven Bad Candy Flavors that I will just throw out on sight, like grape and blue raspberry.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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big mean giraffe posted:

You're wrong and I hate you

how about htis: I'm right and I feel indifferent about you but if you were going to be hit by a bus or train i would push you out of the way to save your lifee

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