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The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately .
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Werthers are for old farts
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Werthers are for old farts us young go getters love the taste of MANUFACTURING CONCERN butterscothc hard candies! We can't get enough!
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It's candy for old folks without good teeth OP. Eat sugar daddies to get to that point faster.
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Werthers are too mellow, I need to taste the BUTTER and the SCOTCH.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's candy for old folks without good teeth OP. Sugar daddies are for the win but the teeth pulling thread is thataway ->
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Kmount da Hood posted:Werthers are too mellow, I need to taste the BUTTER and the SCOTCH. see, exactly this it's like cmoe on is this buttersctoth hard candy even on?? HELLOOO>>>
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This same philosophy applies to butterscotch pudding as well. You do NOT want the fancy name brand JELLO poo poo, you want that store brand poo poo that doesn’t even need to be refrigerated ![]()
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Literally A Person posted:see, exactly this Is it even CANDY if you don't feel DANDY? gently caress out of here dirty old man, with your wack rear end sickle cell shaped rear end candy.
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I tried doing an at home butterscotch and it tasted terrible. There's clearly more to it than this! I ate a tablespoon of butter and chased it with a shot of Johnnie Walker.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This same philosophy applies to butterscotch pudding as well. You do NOT want the fancy name brand JELLO poo poo, you want that store brand poo poo that doesn’t even need to be refrigerated mmhm name brands can't even step to this level
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I tried doing an at home butterscotch and it tasted terrible. There's clearly more to it than this! Still better than werthers
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*looks at bottle of poison* *looks at werthers* Welp
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when our grandparents grew up, you could work shifts in the werthers factory wrapping each individual butterscotch candy and afford a house, a car, and a summer cottage they ate that candy with gusto, the flavor of prosperity in every suckle
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i like butterscotch candies and will periodically eat one
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I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol
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Only thing original about werthers is the original type of candy, like it was good ORIGINALLY but now it's werthers. Pfff.
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Wendigee posted:I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol Old fart confirmed
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I don't think I've had hard candy in like 10 years I used to eat worthers when I was in elementary school though heh
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They still make butter rum Life Savers? I like those more than werthers, and sometimes you just want rum instead of scotch
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Pretty sure they do yeah
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Old fart confirmed Yeah hey can I borrow some of your argyle socks and your Buick sometime? I need to go down to the horse tracks and settle a score with an old friend over the one time he brought some miracle whip potato salad to a potluck. We never finished arguing and I'm getting old(er).
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You may find me an enemy or a buster OP, I will suck on a Werther if offered. No... I do not buy them myself but I will suck on one if offered. I am not offended by them so again I would suck a Werther given the opportunity.
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Wendigee posted:I like butter scotch... But butter rum life savers might be better, and Werther's original are the best lol mods please this trolling can't be allowed to contine
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Who the gently caress was like "uhhh yeah imma mix up this butter and this scotch and then imma I don't even loving know, put it in a pot a reduce it??? and then boom eat it it's candy!"
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I always liked those as a kid, they were common during parades. Haven't had one in at least a decade, might buy a bag Better than root beer barrels fight me
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Intel has revealed OP eats circus peanuts
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Root beer barrels taste like disappointment
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Where's the wax soda bottles with the juice inside?
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Root beer barrel, conceptually stupid candy, also, looks like a date and dates are good, making it a deceitful candy.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Root beer barrel, conceptually stupid candy, also, looks like a date and dates are good, making it a deceitful candy. this was a wild ride of a post
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Literally A Person posted:The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately . you mean that weird yellow see-through poo poo right
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CEOofFART posted:you mean that weird yellow see-through poo poo right exactly
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Literally A Person posted:exactly gently caress yeah, came in that plastic bag that was permanently marked "49 cents" or something
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Literally A Person posted:mods please this trolling can't be allowed to contine Actually it can be
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Werther's are good, OP
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Rahu posted:Werther's are good, OP said the oldman I ust loving disrespectfully kickflipped over while sucking on a BRAND butherscotch har candy
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Literally A Person posted:The ones that come in that see-through plastic packaging. Like, the werthers were too costly so you had to downgrade to unlisted butterscotch candies. those are the best ones. werther STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH immediately . You're wrong and I hate you
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Sorry, folks. Butterscotch is just one of the proven Bad Candy Flavors that I will just throw out on sight, like grape and blue raspberry.
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big mean giraffe posted:You're wrong and I hate you how about htis: I'm right and I feel indifferent about you but if you were going to be hit by a bus or train i would push you out of the way to save your lifee
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