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I passed a kidney stone today! Not a great time! I get them every so often. Not a lot of fun! I wouldn't wish it on anyone! A doctor told me once that I was "just going to keep getting them" and he was right. They should really call them kidney crystals. Here's a picture of mine today, not really NSFW https://imgur.com/a/9ZA7GVM Anyway, what's your experience with kidney stones and other sensitive area pain? We can empathize and commiserate!
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this one time my left nut started hurting but it doesnt right now
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Jun 13, 2025 21:17
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for more.
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My nut was hurting, but the doc gave it an extra shot of lidocaine.
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Jun 13, 2025 21:18
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I’ve been told to lay off the Tums but I haven’t gotten a stone yet. Probably the gallon and a half of water a day.
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Jun 13, 2025 21:19
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Lol i love it when i go to the doctor and all they have to say is "yeah we cant do anything about that your life just sucks from now on, oh by the way your insurance on a whim decided not to cover this, so that will be 5,000 dollars bitch"
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Jun 13, 2025 21:22
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One time my balls and taint were swollen, so I went to a doctor and he put his finger up my butt. True story.
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Jun 13, 2025 21:23
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I had something odd on my foot and my wife insisted I go to the urgent care. I spent $75 to learn that I had a wart on my foot. I'm not stepping into an ED unless I'm in fear for my life
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Jun 13, 2025 21:24
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I got a kidney stone that hurt so bad once i blew chunks all over my carpeted apartment and my wife had to drag me to the emergency room bc i passed out lol and then i was screaming in the emergency room and i remember the security guard saying "i dont have time for this poo poo" and walking out lol
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Jun 13, 2025 21:25
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It's the family curse but I've never had one.
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Jun 13, 2025 21:29
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If you do enough Kegels you'll be able to compress those undignified kidney stones into beautiful kidney diamonds
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Jun 13, 2025 21:34
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ilikedirt posted:Lol i love it when i go to the doctor and all they have to say is "yeah we cant do anything about that your life just sucks from now on, oh by the way your insurance on a whim decided not to cover this, so that will be 5,000 dollars bitch"  I've got a $700 bill coming my way from an emergency room visit from whence I learned I had a kidney stone. I planned on spending my tax refund on other stuff, but not anymore!
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Jun 13, 2025 21:41
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Edward Mass posted:
Just tell everyone you're getting something expensive and useless.
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Jun 13, 2025 21:42
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you freaks need more liquids
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Jun 13, 2025 21:54
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got a vasectomy last year and it got infected and i was out of commission for like 3 weeks that really sucked, oh well, so worth it to nut inside risk-free
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Jun 13, 2025 21:55
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I’ve had a couple kidney stones. They were quite unpleasant. One took like 3 months to pass.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:01
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Anderson Koopa posted:Just tell everyone you're getting something expensive and useless. I live in Austin, so if I said that people would think I was buying a Cybertruck.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:02
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If you're lucky you can get that penetrating sound vibration treatment where they zap the stone and break it up into smaller pieces.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:03
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"DDP GETTING THE (kidney) STONE COLD STUNNER!"
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Jun 13, 2025 22:03
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I have what I believe is an old injury or small cyst that makes it feel like I have to pee a lot and can keep me up/make me uncomfortable. I believe it may be scar tissue pressing on something in the area. It ruined my sleep a few years ago and the doctor couldn't really figure out what it was or get anything resolved. They found a small cyst in an ultrasound but said its unlikely that its the culprate. I've mostly been watching when I have fluids (no coffee and minimal fluids in general for long car trips, no liquids for a few hours before bed) to manage it, and am doing better.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:04
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My dad had kidney stones a lot I figure it's because he never drank water, only Pepsi.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:05
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Buce posted:you freaks need more liquids Like this? quote:The patient reported that he had been drinking 8 liters of Ruby Red Squirt daily for several months.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:06
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Edward Mass posted:I live in Austin, so if I said that people would think I was buying a Cybertruck.
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Jun 13, 2025 22:06
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Holy moly!
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Jun 13, 2025 22:13
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titty_baby_ posted:Holy moly! That's about 2 gallons of Squirt a day. Holy moly indeed
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Jun 13, 2025 22:14
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Every once in a while I'll get an intense pain lasting ~20 seconds in my taint-to-scrote region. Mainly it's caused by one of three things: 1. Sneezing real hard 2. Landing hard on a jump 3. Poorly executing a roundhouse kick (I do a lot of roundhouse kicks, most are good but even the pros whiff) So far so good on avoiding kidney stones. Sorry about your troubles OP
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Jun 13, 2025 22:15
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My genitals always hurt because of all the smokin hot sex I'm having 24/7
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Grey Cat posted:My genitals always hurt because of all the smokin hot sex I'm having 24/7 Hell yeah, Grey Cat!
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Jun 13, 2025 23:20
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Anderson Koopa posted:I had something odd on my foot and my wife insisted I go to the urgent care. Reported for not having anything to do with kidney stones or genital pain
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Jun 13, 2025 23:27
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STABASS posted:Every once in a while I'll get an intense pain lasting ~20 seconds in my taint-to-scrote region. Mainly it's caused by one of three things: You have a hernia OP
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Jun 13, 2025 23:27
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what kind do you get OP? I get a calcium oxalate one every 3 years almost on the dot for the past 25 years. Worst pain of my life and I wish it on no one.
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Jun 13, 2025 23:35
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Someone has to be the vessel for my kidney stone harvesting operation OP
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Jun 13, 2025 23:42
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I'm sure I posted this story before but back when I was in school I had a roommate who one day decided that he just wasn't going to drink water anymore and was only going to drink energy drinks (and liquor of course). He would load up on all the weird rear end off brand ones you'd find at the 99cent store like Chuck Norris branded poo poo or whatever and just drink like 5 a day. All of the rest of us roommates told him this was completely hosed but he was the kind of guy who would just call you a pussy and then pack a lip of dip if you told him anything about like essential self care. Anyways a couple of weeks later and he is just gone for a day and when he shows back up he tells us he was in the hospital and turns out he has kidney stones and that doctor said it was from blasting himself with like 1000000% of the recommended dose of every single weird rear end vitamin in the energy drinks and is basically in an extreme amount of pain all the time. We obviously all laughed at him at first for being so loving stupid to be probably the only 20 year old to give himself kidney stones and then we all got pissed off at him for being a stingy rear end in a top hat because he wouldn't share any of the painkillers that he got prescribed with us
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Grey Cat posted:My genitals always hurt because of all the smokin hot sex I'm having 24/7 reported
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My boss’s wife is an alcoholic who drinks an entire bottle of Kaluha every single night. She ended up in the ER with the kidney stone to end all kidney stones. Apparently the doctor walked into the room after the MRI or whatever scan and asked if they would sign off on something so he could share it with the rest of the medical community. Said he thought it might be the biggest one ever recorded.
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My uncles have all had dozens of stones each, and I have steadily consumed between 1 and 1 dozen coca colas each day of my life going back 30 years. I will never die.
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Jun 14, 2025 16:17
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Lt. Cock posted:My boss’s wife is an alcoholic who drinks an entire bottle of Kaluha every single night. She ended up in the ER with the kidney stone to end all kidney stones. Not a doctor, but that combination of fats / alcohol / cream is probably not great for you in large doses.
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Jun 14, 2025 16:27
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Lt. Cock posted:My boss’s wife is an alcoholic who drinks an entire bottle of Kaluha every single night. She ended up in the ER with the kidney stone to end all kidney stones. Reminds me of 
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A distant cousin on my mom's side doesn't drink water at all because and I quote, "Fish poo poo, piss, and gently caress in it, along with most other wildlife and people." His reasoning is that coffee, tea, Gatorade/Powerade, and beer all have water in them, so he's getting his water intake anyway, and that's all he'll drink. You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 14, 2025 |
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Jun 14, 2025 16:43
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nullandvoid posted:Reminds me of That's a potato
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You Are A Werewolf posted:A distant cousin on my mom's side doesn't drink water at all because and I quote, "Fish poo poo, piss, and gently caress in it, along with most other wildlife and people." The  is a good representation of some people's science background.
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