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Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Don't ya think? Out of respect to all the people who straight up died while some quack was mashing up their brain with a stick? Like I have no idea how the prize works, but there can't be too many people on the Nobel Committee in 2025 that still think it was a great idea.. Can there? I typed it out as the Lobel Prize the first time heh. That's a different prize. Also take a gander at the Uncle Fester looking motherfucker

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

my lobes!

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Look upon me,
you who reflect upon me,
and you hearers, hear me.
You who are waiting for me,
take me to yourselves.
And do not banish me
from your sight.
stole this idea from the egyptians

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
I will not veto this movement

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Just leave the guy who invented DDT alone.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
there's a really good PBS documentary about this dude on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owa5T5RywwE

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

When they were lobotomizing Rosemary Kennedy they had her pray and sing "God Bless America" until she became unintelligible, then they knew the lobotomy had worked. Anyway, anybody know anyone doing cheap lobotomies? My kid's been acting up lately.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Minotaurus Rex posted:

Don't ya think? Out of respect to all the people who straight up died while some quack was mashing up their brain with a stick? Like I have no idea how the prize works, but there can't be too many people on the Nobel Committee in 2025 that still think it was a great idea.. Can there? I typed it out as the Lobel Prize the first time heh. That's a different prize. Also take a gander at the Uncle Fester looking motherfucker



He looks like the kind of guy who would gently caress with brains for fun.

Probably also a foot pervert.

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
The Nobel Prize website has a really apologetic tone imo as well and makes it sound like it was something genuinely scientific, rather than the indiscriminate destruction of brain matter which everyone now knows it to have been. I mean Walter Jackson Freeman II used an icepick for gently caress's sake, directly killing as many as 100 people in the 4000 lobotomies they let him perform despite having no surgical training... Seems a bit serial killer adjacent to me

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/medicine/1949/moniz/facts/ posted:

To feel good mentally, nerve impulses in the brain have to function properly. In the mid-1930s Egas Moniz introduced lobotomy, a surgical operation involving an incision into the prefrontal lobe to mitigate severe symptoms of serious mental illnesses. The operation was widespread during the 1940s and 1950s, but it became apparent that it could lead to serious personality changes. The use of lobotomies declined drastically when medications for mental illness were developed during the 1950s.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

TaurusTorus posted:

When they were lobotomizing Rosemary Kennedy they had her pray and sing "God Bless America" until she became unintelligible, then they knew the lobotomy had worked. Anyway, anybody know anyone doing cheap lobotomies? My kid's been acting up lately.

Dahmer did the same thing

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I think a nobel prize for peace should go to the dancers behind Eye 2 Eye from A Goofy Movie

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
Better give him a posthumous Ignoble Prize IMO

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
why go through the trouble of putting an ice pick up people's brains to lobotomize them when you could just give them a phone with tiktok on it! hey now

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Ding Dong Silver posted:

Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones

:hmmyes:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A back alley coat hanger lobotomy helped me kick my nicotine addiction. They still work.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Ding Dong Silver posted:

Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/medicine/1949/moniz/speech/ posted:

Prior to the speech, Carl Skottsberg, President of the Royal Academy of Sciences, addressed the laureate: “There is, I believe, some connection between the work of professor Hess and that of Professor Antonio Egas Moniz, who share the prize in medicine, though it isn’t in any way a case of mutual or any other kind of influence. Professor Moniz was a notorious savant in various fields when, accidentally, he came to the conclusion that the surgeon’s knife would bring relief or even recovery to patients suffering from certain serious psychic disturbances. Boldly he went to work. He was 61 when he made his first brain operation for this purpose. Today his method is practised everywhere with very good results. We regret that he has been unable to come, for we would have loved to meet this wonderful man, a famous scientist, a writer of historical books, a politician, statesman and diplomat, all in one person, and the more so as he is the first Portuguese whose career is crowned with a Nobel prize. I shall ask the official representative of Portugal kindly to congratulate Professor Moniz on our behalf and to express to him our gratitude and admiration.”

:allears:

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
what a jerk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

what a jerk

no it's more of a scooping motion

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

no it's more of a scooping motion

Forbidden Neopolitan Ice Cream...

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
he should commit a heinous crime so that people forget that he invented the lobotomy.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Mozi posted:

no it's more of a scooping motion

they took my balls!!!!!!!!!!

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Fatkraken posted:

there's a really good PBS documentary about this dude on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owa5T5RywwE

wait I'm wrong, conflated Moniz and Freeman. Still a good doc tho

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
I hope Satan scooped out his brains and is railing him daily in Hell

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



the nobel prize list is a real murderers row so hes in good company. they'd pick more worthy recipients by accident than whatever weird era-specific favour-currying they do

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Buce posted:

my lobes!

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

quote/av combo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Isn't the prize named after a guy famous for blowing a lotta dudes up? Imo we should only give it to real fuckers

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
Give it to the guy who figured out adult circumcision

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Isn't the prize named after a guy famous for blowing a lotta dudes up? Imo we should only give it to real fuckers

That's very much the origin story - he invented dynamite, made a fortune selling explosives for both civil and military use, and then he saw a newspaper eulogy of himself (printed in error) and it was mostly about the "blowing people up" part, which i spired him to put most of his money into the prizes. If that's image management or real regret is probably debatable, but at least he didn't just leave all his wealth to his heirs?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Fatkraken posted:

wait I'm wrong, conflated Moniz and Freeman. Still a good doc tho

Tbf Moniz was also a butcher. Sure, he did at least treat it like a serious medical intervention, unlike Freeman's "Look, I can do two at once!". Still, IIRC he did no real followup, didn't listen to his colleagues trying to stop him for good medical reasons, and ignored the director of the institute he got the patients from telling him that (unlike his claims) the patients didn't recover over time - and worryingly many just died.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Diamond Dallas Page posted:

Give it to the guy who figured out adult circumcision

Man was a pioneer. Circumcisions used to take way too long until he figured out a short cut.

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Computer viking posted:

Tbf Moniz was also a butcher. Sure, he did at least treat it like a serious medical intervention, unlike Freeman's "Look, I can do two at once!". Still, IIRC he did no real followup, didn't listen to his colleagues trying to stop him for good medical reasons, and ignored the director of the institute he got the patients from telling him that (unlike his claims) the patients didn't recover over time - and worryingly many just died.

Yes, Professor Wikipedia also says in the Walter Jackson Freeman II article that "by 1942, the duo [had performed over 200 lobotomy procedures and had published results claiming 63% of patients had improved, 23% were reported to be unchanged and 14% were worse after surgery", so I guess both Moniz and Freeman/Watts must've had a pretty unusual conception of improvement/recovery

Minotaurus Rex fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jun 15, 2025

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Guy looks like he got a lobotomy

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica
He looks like he can't go on a sailboat because his ears catch too much wind.

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Not a million miles from

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib
I could use a good blowlottame

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Anyway rise and grind goons, let's stomp those bones

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
I'd rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy

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