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Don't ya think? Out of respect to all the people who straight up died while some quack was mashing up their brain with a stick? Like I have no idea how the prize works, but there can't be too many people on the Nobel Committee in 2025 that still think it was a great idea.. Can there? I typed it out as the Lobel Prize the first time heh. That's a different prize. Also take a gander at the Uncle Fester looking motherfucker![]()
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# ? Jul 8, 2025 14:42 |
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my lobes!
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stole this idea from the egyptians
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I will not veto this movement
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Just leave the guy who invented DDT alone.
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there's a really good PBS documentary about this dude on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owa5T5RywwE
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When they were lobotomizing Rosemary Kennedy they had her pray and sing "God Bless America" until she became unintelligible, then they knew the lobotomy had worked. Anyway, anybody know anyone doing cheap lobotomies? My kid's been acting up lately.
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Minotaurus Rex posted:Don't ya think? Out of respect to all the people who straight up died while some quack was mashing up their brain with a stick? Like I have no idea how the prize works, but there can't be too many people on the Nobel Committee in 2025 that still think it was a great idea.. Can there? I typed it out as the Lobel Prize the first time heh. That's a different prize. Also take a gander at the Uncle Fester looking motherfucker He looks like the kind of guy who would gently caress with brains for fun. Probably also a foot pervert.
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The Nobel Prize website has a really apologetic tone imo as well and makes it sound like it was something genuinely scientific, rather than the indiscriminate destruction of brain matter which everyone now knows it to have been. I mean Walter Jackson Freeman II used an icepick for gently caress's sake, directly killing as many as 100 people in the 4000 lobotomies they let him perform despite having no surgical training... Seems a bit serial killer adjacent to mehttps://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/medicine/1949/moniz/facts/ posted:To feel good mentally, nerve impulses in the brain have to function properly. In the mid-1930s Egas Moniz introduced lobotomy, a surgical operation involving an incision into the prefrontal lobe to mitigate severe symptoms of serious mental illnesses. The operation was widespread during the 1940s and 1950s, but it became apparent that it could lead to serious personality changes. The use of lobotomies declined drastically when medications for mental illness were developed during the 1950s.
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TaurusTorus posted:When they were lobotomizing Rosemary Kennedy they had her pray and sing "God Bless America" until she became unintelligible, then they knew the lobotomy had worked. Anyway, anybody know anyone doing cheap lobotomies? My kid's been acting up lately. Dahmer did the same thing
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I think a nobel prize for peace should go to the dancers behind Eye 2 Eye from A Goofy Movie
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Better give him a posthumous Ignoble Prize IMO
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why go through the trouble of putting an ice pick up people's brains to lobotomize them when you could just give them a phone with tiktok on it! hey now
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Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones
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Ding Dong Silver posted:Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones ![]()
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A back alley coat hanger lobotomy helped me kick my nicotine addiction. They still work.
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Ding Dong Silver posted:Let’s dig his rear end up and stomp his evil bones
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https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/medicine/1949/moniz/speech/ posted:Prior to the speech, Carl Skottsberg, President of the Royal Academy of Sciences, addressed the laureate: “There is, I believe, some connection between the work of professor Hess and that of Professor Antonio Egas Moniz, who share the prize in medicine, though it isn’t in any way a case of mutual or any other kind of influence. Professor Moniz was a notorious savant in various fields when, accidentally, he came to the conclusion that the surgeon’s knife would bring relief or even recovery to patients suffering from certain serious psychic disturbances. Boldly he went to work. He was 61 when he made his first brain operation for this purpose. Today his method is practised everywhere with very good results. We regret that he has been unable to come, for we would have loved to meet this wonderful man, a famous scientist, a writer of historical books, a politician, statesman and diplomat, all in one person, and the more so as he is the first Portuguese whose career is crowned with a Nobel prize. I shall ask the official representative of Portugal kindly to congratulate Professor Moniz on our behalf and to express to him our gratitude and admiration.” ![]()
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what a jerk
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signalnoise posted:what a jerk no it's more of a scooping motion
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Mozi posted:no it's more of a scooping motion Forbidden Neopolitan Ice Cream...
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he should commit a heinous crime so that people forget that he invented the lobotomy.
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Mozi posted:no it's more of a scooping motion they took my balls!!!!!!!!!!
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Fatkraken posted:there's a really good PBS documentary about this dude on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owa5T5RywwE wait I'm wrong, conflated Moniz and Freeman. Still a good doc tho
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I hope Satan scooped out his brains and is railing him daily in Hell
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the nobel prize list is a real murderers row so hes in good company. they'd pick more worthy recipients by accident than whatever weird era-specific favour-currying they do
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Buce posted:my lobes!
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quote/av combo
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Isn't the prize named after a guy famous for blowing a lotta dudes up? Imo we should only give it to real fuckers
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Give it to the guy who figured out adult circumcision
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Colonel Cancer posted:Isn't the prize named after a guy famous for blowing a lotta dudes up? Imo we should only give it to real fuckers That's very much the origin story - he invented dynamite, made a fortune selling explosives for both civil and military use, and then he saw a newspaper eulogy of himself (printed in error) and it was mostly about the "blowing people up" part, which i spired him to put most of his money into the prizes. If that's image management or real regret is probably debatable, but at least he didn't just leave all his wealth to his heirs?
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Fatkraken posted:wait I'm wrong, conflated Moniz and Freeman. Still a good doc tho Tbf Moniz was also a butcher. Sure, he did at least treat it like a serious medical intervention, unlike Freeman's "Look, I can do two at once!". Still, IIRC he did no real followup, didn't listen to his colleagues trying to stop him for good medical reasons, and ignored the director of the institute he got the patients from telling him that (unlike his claims) the patients didn't recover over time - and worryingly many just died.
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Diamond Dallas Page posted:Give it to the guy who figured out adult circumcision Man was a pioneer. Circumcisions used to take way too long until he figured out a short cut.
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Computer viking posted:Tbf Moniz was also a butcher. Sure, he did at least treat it like a serious medical intervention, unlike Freeman's "Look, I can do two at once!". Still, IIRC he did no real followup, didn't listen to his colleagues trying to stop him for good medical reasons, and ignored the director of the institute he got the patients from telling him that (unlike his claims) the patients didn't recover over time - and worryingly many just died. Yes, Professor Wikipedia also says in the Walter Jackson Freeman II article that "by 1942, the duo [had performed over 200 lobotomy procedures and had published results claiming 63% of patients had improved, 23% were reported to be unchanged and 14% were worse after surgery", so I guess both Moniz and Freeman/Watts must've had a pretty unusual conception of improvement/recovery Minotaurus Rex fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jun 15, 2025 |
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Guy looks like he got a lobotomy
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He looks like he can't go on a sailboat because his ears catch too much wind.
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Not a million miles from ![]()
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I could use a good blowlottame
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Anyway rise and grind goons, let's stomp those bones
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# ? Jul 8, 2025 14:42 |
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I'd rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy
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