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Piss on the seat? Sit down when you p-nalty Day for every drop
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ban for a bad thread
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Used the last toilet paper? Help out the next clients until it can be replaced
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Sound on! https://y.yarn.co/62b561b8-457c-40f0-b844-3e361d86f526.mp4
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for more.
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is this a virus
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snooze and lose
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ethanol posted:is this a virus No the Police guy gives everyone their just desserts: cookies, pies, brownies, and sweets. It's from Hot Fuzz
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Jun 14, 2025 22:00
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post on an internet comedy forum? trump is elected president. twice.
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N. Senada posted:Piss on the seat? Sit down when you p-nalty sitting down when u piss is great. that’s a reward, not a penalty
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Jun 14, 2025 22:06
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Buce posted:sitting down when u piss is great. that’s a reward, not a penalty It’s called rehabilitation Maybe look into a thing called restorative justice jerking
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Jun 14, 2025 22:08
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Phew good I'm like super accurate. Could piss a fly off the corner of a Kleenex.
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Jun 14, 2025 22:31
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Steal a dick chop dick off
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Talk to people socially, lose all communications.
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Eat or tamper with someone else’s lunch out of the fridge in the company break room? Get locked in the break room where someone continuously microwaves fish and popcorn.
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Save a horse? Ride a cowboy
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I truly and wholeheartedly believe people who litter should be made to eat it. gently caress littering.
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If you declaw cats you should have your fingers and toes lopped off too.
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Jun 15, 2025 00:37
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Grey Cat posted:If you declaw cats you should have your fingers and toes lopped off too. only 4 of your toes however, you get to keep one of them
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Grey Cat posted:If you declaw cats you should have your fingers and toes lopped off too. That's a little extreme GC
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Just pull their nails off with pliers
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Grey Cat posted:If you declaw cats you should have your fingers and toes lopped off too. I sacrificed two sofas for believing in this.
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Szyznyk posted:I sacrificed two sofas for believing in this. Sofas well spent. Pay no mind to my shredded sofa arms.
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I was dazing out at work there other day, between audiobooks, so my brain just kind of went into our awful capitalist overlords discussing annexing countries in the north so that they could buy property to avoid consequences of global warming. And I thought,”I hope one of those worms that live under the polar ice caps invades your colon and lays a clutch of eggs.” Linking the image, because my data sucks. Also maybe  https://images.app.goo.gl/r6FNbwZrowMR1WXd6
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Pedestrians should be allowed to bust out car headlights with hammers if they try to take a right-on-red turn into the crosswalk.
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Microwave fish in the office? You get cooked 
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wash bucket posted:Pedestrians should be allowed to bust out car headlights with hammers if they try to take a right-on-red turn into the crosswalk. You have to go through the crosswalk at some point to make a right on red turn. Even a right on green turn. Even a right on green with a walk signal. Sounds like you just want an excuse to bust out headlights for no reason because you're nuts.
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Kmount da Hood posted:You have to go through the crosswalk at some point to make a right on red turn. Even a right on green turn. Even a right on green with a walk signal. Sounds like you just want an excuse to bust out headlights for no reason because you're nuts. Motorists should fear pedestrians.
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wash bucket posted:Motorists should fear pedestrians. I don't think fear is a necessary motivating factor if you are also a human being yourself.
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Grey Cat posted:If you declaw cats you should have your fingers and toes lopped off too. Still mad at my cat's previous owners because of that.
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Adding in people that debark a dog. Here, gargle with this twisted hanger.
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I think if someone breaks out of jail, someone should get to escape from their house, too.
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DNE posted:I think if someone breaks out of jail, someone should get to escape from their house, too. And have to touch grass? Ew, no thanks.
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nullandvoid posted:Adding in people that debark a dog. As much as I hate yapping dogs this seems like an insane solution. I can't imagine being so lazy and cruel that you'd snip your dog's vocal cords before you get them trained.
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Execution for all crimes, except jaywalking, which is now mandatory
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ethanol posted:ban for a bad thread
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