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In which I surreptitiously place a lawn gnome on someones front yard and then knock their door angrily and then accuse them of stealing my gnome because LOOK LOOK IT'S RIGHT THERE ON YOUR LAWN. HOW CAN YOU DENY IT?????? then comes the demands.
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what are the demands
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R.L. Stine posted:what are the demands depends on what kind of stuff they got
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Jun 15, 2025 04:32
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what if it's a cooler gnome
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Jun 15, 2025 04:35
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The plan falls apart when the gnome walks up and says "Sir please don't listen to him he is having problems in his personal life"
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R.L. Stine posted:what if it's a cooler gnome then i can run this scam in the nice neighborhoods increasing my take over time. all win Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The plan falls apart when the gnome walks up and says "Sir please don't listen to him he is having problems in his personal life" tell the gnome i'll buy him some wooden shoes or something with the cash we get from fleecing rubes
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I'd have that little poo poo arrested for trespassing, they're clearly upsetting my flamingos.
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Jun 15, 2025 04:37
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Do you have to dress like that during the scam?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Do you have to dress like that during the scam? absolutely. anything else is amatuer poo poo
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Jun 15, 2025 04:38
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You basically asked for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5BY1j2MkE
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syntaxfunction posted:I'd have that little poo poo arrested for trespassing, they're clearly upsetting my flamingos. gnomes and flamingos are natural frenimies
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Jun 15, 2025 04:39
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you should do this with those hosed up lawn statues of people flashing their asses and dicks and see what happens
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Jun 15, 2025 04:42
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i used to hate david the gnome as a show but i respected the poo poo out of him riding around on a fox 
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Jun 15, 2025 04:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The plan falls apart when the gnome walks up and says "Sir please don't listen to him he is having problems in his personal life" lol
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Smugworth posted:i used to hate david the gnome as a show but i respected the poo poo out of him riding around on a fox Unfortunately he was eaten by the fox in the winter
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Jun 15, 2025 04:56
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sir gnome sir
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Unfortunately he was eaten by the fox in the winter wtf swift
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Jun 15, 2025 05:32
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Sm*gw*rth is just salty because David the Gnome kicked is jabroni rear end.
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Jun 15, 2025 06:22
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Garden gnomes are cool as hell.
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In the first episode of David the Gnome, you, the viewer, enter David’s home as a floating presence. He beckons you to the bathroom where he sits nude in a tub and lectures you about humans hunting in the forest and polluting the water.
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Grey Cat posted:Garden gnomes are cool as hell.
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Watch out for this one, OP. He looks like a pretty tough customer!
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cumpantry posted:sir gnome sir Gnome Chompsky
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Jun 15, 2025 06:55
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Nice plan OP but what if you're in Florida and the homeowner just legally shoots you when they answer the door?
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Jun 15, 2025 07:03
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Florida would be the worst place to try this scam but also the most likely place it would be attempted.
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syntaxfunction posted:Florida would be the worst place to try this scam but also the most likely place it would be attempted. Florida is the worst place. Period.
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R.L. Stine posted:you should do this with those hosed up lawn statues of people flashing their asses and dicks and see what happens Those really graphic sex gnomes are how old ladies in the neighborhood let you know that they’re DTF.
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Jun 15, 2025 11:45
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What do you do if someone calls your bluff and says it's their gnome?
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Jun 15, 2025 11:50
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See the glory Of the lawn gnome scam.
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Szyznyk posted:graphic sex gnomes Hm... good band name.
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If you put a gnome in the center of a sundial, it'll act as a gnomon. Bet you didn't expect to learn a new word today
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for more.
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is this for your tiktok channel?
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Jun 15, 2025 13:38
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No I just think gnomon is an underappreciated word
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Escape From Noise posted:Watch out for this one, OP. He looks like a pretty tough customer! Hell yeah gnomes rock
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Jun 15, 2025 13:42
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Anderson Koopa posted:No I just think gnomon is an underappreciated word worthy of my Tik Tak channel
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Jun 15, 2025 13:42
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Lol. I don't do that snap face
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Anderson Koopa posted:No I just think gnomon is an underappreciated word i meant for OP but that is a good word
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I should get some lawn gnomes, except I'd place them around the forest. So forest gnomes I suppose.
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Where do you get bulk gnomes I think it’d be funny to hit someone’s front yard with like 200 gnomes overnight
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