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Pcmaker
Feb 11, 2025
Where would you rather live? New York or Texas?



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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




no i wouldn’t

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Utica

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?


Albany.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

gently caress it...Rochester

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

live in texas but get my salsa from new york city

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Pcmaker posted:

Where would you rather live? New York or Texas?



all that land is private this version of Texas only exists for the wealthy. it's a pay to play state

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Texas blows OP

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
things are cheaper in texas and new york is full of smelly people

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I moved out of rural Wisconsin in 2006 with the goal of ending up in New York. Job availability and expenses landed me in Philadelphia, instead. I figured that could serve as my temporary base until I could finally scoot up the road into NYC. Never happened. Philly ended up being my home and I only ended up visiting NY a dozen times instead. I still love that place.

Meanwhile, I know multiple people who live in Texas and it sounds like nightmare fuel.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Malcolm X said he preferred the southern white man because he knew what he was going to get with them. They were open with their hatred.

The northern white man was much less open and would frequently pretend to be his friend if it would benefit them.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Texas blows OP

Born and raised there, can confirm

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd go out of my way to mess with Texas.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

What an odd question. “Texas” is vague as poo poo and “New York” probably just means NYC proper.

I don’t want to live in either, OP.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Texas blows OP

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Hi, person who grew up in Texas here.

Texas is awful.

Texas is like an abusive person that has some good qualities, and then there's those kind of people that are like well, sure he's abusive and has a drug problem and he cheats on his wife and he's racist and he drives drunk but he's just got such panache

Texas will be vastly improved when the drug cartels begin to take it over from the south

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What always amuses me is there is a ton of "country" in New York. Like, go check out a map of northeast New York state, up by the Vermont border. It's as country as it gets. So there are also a ton of rednecks (country and redneck go hand and hand). Thus, there are a ton of New York rednecks who all get lumped into the "NYC?!!!" bucket, and I bet they hate it.

Quote
Feb 2, 2005
New York is a big state. Here's what my neck of NY looks like:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I'd go back to New York and I hope I don't have to go back to Texas.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Quote posted:

New York is a big state. Here's what my neck of NY looks like:



That's beautiful.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I went to Abilene in 2012 to help my aunt move back to SC. It was hot as hell and everything was a mixture of red and brown bleakness. It was like a lovely Mars colony, I guess I see what Elon likes about it lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
everything's buggery in texas

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

weg posted:

I went to Abilene in 2012 to help my aunt move back to SC. It was hot as hell and everything was a mixture of red and brown bleakness. It was like a lovely Mars colony, I guess I see what Elon likes about it lol

People are like, what's the heat in Texas like? To which I answer, you ever lived inside your grill while you're cooking food?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nullandvoid posted:

People are like, what's the heat in Texas like? To which I answer, you ever lived inside your grill while you're cooking food?

The state is big enough to get both kinds of heat - West Texas has the dry desert heat, East Texas the swamp heat.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

shut the gently caress up pencilhands

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

nullandvoid posted:

People are like, what's the heat in Texas like? To which I answer, you ever lived inside your grill while you're cooking food?

I always compared Florida heat to sitting inside the giant wet mouth of some sort of horrible swamp creature.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


New York City.



i will never in my life step foot on texas soil.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'll stay outside of the usa thanks pcmaker

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

New York City.



i will never in my life step foot on texas soil.

:hmmyes:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


an image plucked directly from the brain of the american thumb man.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


big nipples big life posted:

an image plucked directly from the brain of the american thumb man.

that poor woman has lost her trousers :(

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

big nipples big life posted:

an image plucked directly from the brain of the american thumb man.

The antelope were a little under a mile away. The sun was up less than an hour and the shadow of the ridge and the datilla and the rocks fell far out across the floodplain below him. Somewhere out there was the shadow of Moss himself. He lowered the binoculars and sat studying the land. Far to the south the raw mountains of Mexico. The breaks of the river. To the west the baked terracotta terrain of the running borderlands. He spat dryly and wiped his mouth on the shoulder of his cotton workshirt.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I mean I already live in Texas, but sure I'd move anywhere for a job if that change results in a net positive impact on quality of life.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrXXCm6U8M

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Buce posted:

shut the gently caress up pencilhands

This is the correct response, close thread

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I would not live in the united states of amerikkka at all xD

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

nullandvoid posted:

The antelope were a little under a mile away. The sun was up less than an hour and the shadow of the ridge and the datilla and the rocks fell far out across the floodplain below him. Somewhere out there was the shadow of Moss himself. He lowered the binoculars and sat studying the land. Far to the south the raw mountains of Mexico. The breaks of the river. To the west the baked terracotta terrain of the running borderlands. He spat dryly and wiped his mouth on the shoulder of his cotton workshirt.

Y’all gettin’ any rain up your way? I’ve seen you was from Dallas.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Do they got girls with feet like that in NY? 👀

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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Fuck the haters. You make life better.
New York for breakfast, Texas for dinner

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