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I heard a rumour there is a new strain out , gives you the munchies super bad Oh cool looks like the local priest likes to smoke up, ohh poo poo he's nimble Make sure you are indoors and safe before 4:20
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i don’t do drugs because the lord said something along those lines
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Jun 17, 2025 13:42
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What if, like... HUMANS are the real... uh... zombies? Makes u think...
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Jun 17, 2025 13:44
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*gets high then dies*
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Jun 17, 2025 13:54
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*huffing gas while stealing gas What this about a new drug?
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Jun 17, 2025 13:57
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*Cristopher Eccleston voice* Weed is the cornerstone of civilization
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Jun 17, 2025 14:03
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Y-you meant 4:20 AM right. RIGHT?
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Jun 17, 2025 14:26
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Bro I thought you said you wanted to try some new drugs not be in a drug trial! These chimpanzees smell terrible and whatever they've been smoking has them mad aggro!
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Jun 17, 2025 14:31
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I think I have a problem….. I can’t find the remote.
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Jun 17, 2025 14:43
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28 puffs later 28 blunts later [YOU ARE HERE] 28 dabs later series tba
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Jun 17, 2025 14:53
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phasmid posted:28 dabs later everyone just gets THC hyperemesis after smoking 10g of dabs a day and the movie is a bunch of sad sacks of poo poo laying around in a daze
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Jun 17, 2025 14:57
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*blows huge cloud of weed smoke at the fast moving zombies, then they start moving all slow and stumbling around* Ahhh, that’s more like it!
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Jun 17, 2025 16:38
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Jesus loving christ, we're out of cheese nips. OK get the shotgun, the fuel canister, some goggles, 2 bongs, the chainsaw, all the roman candles you can find, a blanket, the dog, the PSP, some Butthole Surfers CDs, some incense sticks, Chewbacca boots, glow sticks, some kool aid packets, a hash knife, a clown mask, some cologne and mints and eye drops, and uh, gently caress I know we're forgetting something, you can't be too prepared, but gently caress it, we need cheese nips. Move on out we gotta GO guys!
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Jun 17, 2025 16:46
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im the zombie staring into space holding a severed head with an open skull and im just groaning and then another zombie taps me on the chest with the back of their hand and tells me to quit bogarting the brains and i get real embarrassed and pass it on
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Jun 17, 2025 17:03
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THC is stored in the brain.
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Jun 17, 2025 18:25
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Go to the weed shop, have a nice edible, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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Jun 17, 2025 18:28
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we need to find Passer 0. it's the only chance we have
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Jun 17, 2025 18:33
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Kmount da Hood posted:THC is stored in the brain. Insane is stored in the membrane.
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Jun 17, 2025 18:35
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Oh no I forgot my lines and I used the script to roll this massive fattie.
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Jun 17, 2025 18:37
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*throws increasingly bigger and more ornate bongs at the shambling muncher as the stoner roommate groans about their value*
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I just finished modding the ac system of this 2015 Elantra for smoking Hella weed. There is a big bowl under the hood you fill up with weed and when you turn the ac on it lights the bowl and gets everyone high as gently caress. It also makes the smoke cool down like a bong does but without the nasty water splashing your mouth and ruining the high. We can zoom away from the zombies without having to worry about passing the pipe/joint/blunt or dropping them. We can focus on getting high and calming the dear of zombies eating our brains and escaping to safety where we can get even higher. AdvilSmith fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jun 17, 2025 |
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holy poo poo this loud hittin hard 
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sorry what
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Shouldn't we like, you know, maybe grow food and stuff, instead of weed?
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Just eat the weed smdh
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All the zombies crowding around gas stations and food shops in the malls "We are up a slight incline, we are safe" Standing on a roof, shooting the poo poo with the other survivors "Yeah, I call that one sticky icky, he's always grabbing people. That one that looks like Angelina Jolie in gone in 60 seconds , I call her Mary Jane. And that track team in their matching tracksuits are the purple haze"
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Misunderstanding the term "eyeballing" and taking some THC oil like
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Buce posted:i don’t do drugs because the lord said something along those lines Yes, God said don't do drugs. But then Jesus turned the water into wine and made doing drugs cool again.
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I attempt to bunt 28 at-bats in a row, jomboy does a video on it, it's well-received
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sorry what
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I light 28 Blunts Ja! Then I light 28 more
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BROOOOoooooooo
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Maybe the way to fight the munchers is to give them more weed! Once they get high enough they'll be completely immobilized.
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 Bro I need you to slide me the Rhotos my orbs are charcoal
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Weed has changed. It's no longer about relaxation, socialization, or mind-expansion. It's an endless series of escalations in THC content fought by dispensaries and growers. Weed - and its consumption of time - has become a well-oiled machine. Weed has changed. Loyalty card-carrying stoners smoke designer strains, use proprietary gear. Neurotransmitters inside their brains impair and deregulate their abilities. Mental control. Motivation control. Financial control. Social control. Everyone is medicated and kept under control. Weed has changed. The age of legalization has become the age of control... all in the name of averting catastrophe from the organization of mass movements. And he who controls the population, controls history. Weed has changed. When the population is under total control... weed becomes routine.
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dreezy posted:Weed has changed. It's no longer about relaxation, socialization, or mind-expansion. It's an endless series of escalations in THC content fought by dispensaries and growers. Weed - and its consumption of time - has become a well-oiled machine. Weed has changed. Loyalty card-carrying stoners smoke designer strains, use proprietary gear. Neurotransmitters inside their brains impair and deregulate their abilities. Mental control. Motivation control. Financial control. Social control. Everyone is medicated and kept under control. Weed has changed. The age of legalization has become the age of control... all in the name of averting catastrophe from the organization of mass movements. And he who controls the population, controls history. Weed has changed. When the population is under total control... weed becomes routine. hell yeah 2 this...i think??
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It'll take a renegade reggaeton cleric to fix this. Armed with blunt-fu ideally
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Here I come with a wacky rear end cameo, perhaps I will be socially inappropriate before dying in a gruesome manner
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X JAKK posted:Here I come with a wacky rear end cameo, perhaps I will be socially inappropriate before dying in a gruesome manner a role you were born to play
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