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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Had a dream last night that I bought some gas station donuts

Chocolate glazed and sour cream glazed

Woke up this morning… no donuts

loving Thursday’s

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Gas this thread instead.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Gas this thread instead.

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Gas this thread instead.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
Donuts are for children op

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I want a donut glazed quadruple times

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Gas stations are for children OP

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Smugworth posted:

Donuts are for children op

I'm eating a donut right now and I;m nearly 40. mad?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Never had a good one...

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Gas stations are for children OP

My grandma hated pumping gas and would always go to a full service station.

As the full service stations went away, she'd have me or my brother pump gas for her.

Not sure how old I was, but probably 8 or so?

Thanks for unlocking that memory, my grandma was awesome.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Gas stations are for children OP

OP is old and gas

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You guys all have a lot to learn

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Hammerite posted:

I'm eating a donut right now and I;m nearly 40. mad?

seething

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i sometimes like to "go nuts" for "donuts"

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

I knew it!!!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i sometimes like to "go nuts" for "donuts"

I knew it!!!

Alhara
Aug 21, 2007
I like the occasional donut and coffee, but I am not a cop.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
There's one of those huge trucker gas stations near me and it has kickass doughnuts and popcorn.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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get some gas station fried chicken instead OP

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

Alhara posted:

I like the occasional donut and coffee, but I am not a cop.

Sounds like something an undercover cop would say

Two truths and a lie

Found u

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Alhara posted:

I like the occasional donut and coffee, but I am not a cop.
take it to the steak out thread

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

donuts have a high floor and low ceiling tbh

I think I've had like one donut in my life (in Seoul, it was a sour cream donut, regular glazed cake donut) and that was worth going back to that shop again to get another

a great donut really isn't that far from a low quality donut, what matters more is freshness

thanks for readin my opine about donuts

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


a good custard donut is king of the donuts imo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Professor Shark posted:

loving Thursday’s



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Apr 5, 2025

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Hammerite posted:

I'm eating a donut right now and I;m nearly 40. mad?

I'm 39 and I had a doughnut for breakfast.

This appears to upset some people, which only gives me even more of a reason to do it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Summer Rose posted:

I'm 39 and I had a doughnut for breakfast.

This appears to upset some people, which only gives me even more of a reason to do it.

:mad:

Summer Rose
Apr 5, 2025

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It was from an 8-pack of sour cream cake doughnuts that my husband found for $1.78 somewhere.

Mad?

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Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Summer Rose posted:

It was from an 8-pack of sour cream cake doughnuts that my husband found for $1.78 somewhere.

Mad?

Why aren't your donuts sold by the dozen?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
TIM HORTON

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
I do like sour cream...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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nooooooo

Summer Rose
Apr 5, 2025

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Anderson Koopa posted:

Why aren't your donuts sold by the dozen?

Most places where you can get doughnuts in my city do sell them by the dozen. Just not wherever my husband keeps finding these 8-packs (they're a very regular purchase) for super cheap, for some reason, so my short answer to your question is "beats me."

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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you can glaze my donut op

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Went into Wawa and an apple fritter crossed my mind, but I went savory and got the Herr’s salt and vinegar. A fritter, a Boston creme donut, and a chocolate milk are a fine afternoon pick me up.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
apple fritter ftw. king of donuts

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

apple fritter ftw. king of donuts

Well if we're just doing morning baked goods americana, some kind of berry/lemon danish would obv be the winner.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The fritter and the cruller are donuts by affinity and association.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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im partial to a boston cream

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