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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I�ve seen a few Eli flicks, and am pretty sure he is pervert. Knock, Knock? It�s like free pizza.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Yes, Eli Roth is a pervert.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Everyone's a pervert, you pervert!

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Actually I just realized I don't know who that is and I was thinking of JD Roth

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Rubber Chicken posted:

Actually I just realized I don't know who that is and I was thinking of JD Roth

He directed the Hostel gore porn horror movies and most recently the Borderlands adaptation.

He was the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I’m very mad about Eli roth

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I do not like Eli Roth.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Action-Bastard posted:


He was the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds.

He wasn’t an actual bear

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


eli broth

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I call him "Smeli Roth" pronounced "Smelly" which nobody understands because that doesn't rhyme with Eli

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

His movies are very dreadful

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Eli Roth directed Borderlands which means he probably hung out with Randy Pitchford and caught the perv virus from him

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

smoobles posted:

Eli Roth directed Borderlands which means he probably hung out with Randy Pitchford and caught the perv virus from him

I knew Ptchford was a pervert when I played Opposing force and it sucked!!

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

He’s no Neil Breen

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
Did he save Quentin Tarantino from drowning or something. Why does he have a career

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


i heard he killed aeris, ran her through with a sword and nobody stopped him

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i heard he killed aeris, ran her through with a sword and nobody stopped him

That was butz

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Uli Jon Roth also seems like a pervert.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

He don’t make good movies and always looks a little bit puzzled and mad, probably trying to figure out why he can’t make good movies and is upset by it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol the op signs his thread titles

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



The best thing Eli Roth ever did was be friends with Quentin Tarantino

Trilly Joel
Apr 27, 2023


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Yes but only if you say it like “payvert”

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



eli roth is a dumb idiot baby who decided to make the movie-in-a-movie from cannibal holocaust but decided to only translate half the title

the documentary theyre filming in cannibal holocaust is called Inferno Verde, ie italian for Green Hell, but eli roth called his movie Green Inferno. and it cost millions and was much worse than the already bad cannibal holocaust, which at least had the excuse of being made by drugged out 70s italians for no money

Trilly Joel
Apr 27, 2023


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It was worth it for that scene where the chick takes a diarrhea poo poo and everyone looks at her like she just killed their mother

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
How do you even gently caress up apostrophes that badly, OP?

Set
Oct 30, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

How do you even gently caress up apostrophes that badly, OP?

A apostrophic failure! :q:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Cabin Fever was kind of a dumb but fun movie. Eli Roth’s directorial cameo in that film is at least entertaining. The only actually good film I can think of Roth being involved with is Inglorious Basterds. I assume he traded feet pics to Tarantino for that role.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
Yea I thought Cabin Fever was great. Don't give two shits about the rest

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Pvt.Scott posted:

Cabin Fever was kind of a dumb but fun movie.
If you haven’t watched it recently, it really didn’t age well

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That movie was always terrible

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

bort posted:

If you haven’t watched it recently, it really didn’t age well

I saw it when it was new in theaters. I’ve got no doubts that my tastes have changed since *checks notes* 2002? That can’t be right!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I’d have loved to see a full-fledged DON’T born from the fake Grindhouse trailers. Edgar Wright with the usual gang of talented actors? Yes, please.

Instead, we got Thanksgiving.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



is cabin fever the one with the guy wearing a t-shirt that has the date of when the olsen twins turned 18 on it? very cool

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I saw some show he was on where he took a test that tested for psychopathy, and the test showed that he was a psychopath. I remember him saying something like, "Well, I can turn it on and off, I'm just desensitized".

Edit - I Googled it, "Curiosity: How Evil Are You?", aired on Discovery Channel, 10/30/2011.

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jun 20, 2025

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

juggalo baby coffin posted:

is cabin fever the one with the guy wearing a t-shirt that has the date of when the olsen twins turned 18 on it? very cool

I can't believe a guy who says Greta Thurnberg ought to be eaten by cannibals for opposing a genocide would include such a thing in his films!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Pancakes pancakes

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

I mean, Borderlands was a perversion of cinema, so there’s that

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
The guy always complaining about Portnoy or someth

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

MEIN RAVEN posted:

I mean, Borderlands was a perversion of cinema, so there’s that

The most baffling casting choice was Kevin Hart as Roland. Why did you choose a comedian for the boring, serious, put-upon everyman character who is there for the rest of the setting to play off of? I know straight man is technically a comedy role, but I can’t recall Kevin Hart ever doing an exceptional job as one, though I can’t say I’m terribly familiar with his oeuvre. Almost every casting choice in that movie was bizarre. I’m so glad I haven’t seen any of it beyond clips from reviews.

E: also why would you recast Claptrap? The character already has a perfect voice actor!

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Tim Roth on the other hand seems like a pretty good guy, he's the only Roth I care about.

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