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Pcmaker
Feb 11, 2025
Every restaurant has a touchscreen now and they all have the tip screen


On take out, do you give a tip? Even if it's only 10%?

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
Sometimes I leave a buck or two.

Worth it for them to remember me by.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011
Only if their policy on beans in chili matches my personal preferences

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

by Pragmatica
Yeah like 10% on takeout 20% on full service.

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023

Depends. If it's a local place I visit often I'll leave a tip, if it's a one time stop, no probably not.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

no

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i tip a buck or sometimes two if it’s a local place i want to support, cash in the jar because i assume credit card tips are immediately stolen.

for national chains, no, never.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
Jesus this is a bad one

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Jesus this is a bad one

That's what I usually say when I surveil my toilet.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Smugworth posted:

Jesus this is a bad one

wizardhands scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




a couple years ago some friends and i went in together to hire a tip guy

he’d handle all the tipping for us, and it was quite affordable split between a group

hate to admit it, but we replaced him with an AI model this year. i heard tip guy is one of the occupations expected to be hit the hardest, but what can you do? it’s the market speaking, we have to listen.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Smugworth posted:

Jesus this is a bad one

these posts are like the intersection of actual Nextdoor posts and the boomer posting thread

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


You'd better pencilhands

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Buglord
restaurant yes, take-out no.

I find it funny how a lot of the tip screens hide the 0% behind another button press.

I used to be more magnanimous but at this point im not thrilled about owners making their wage issues my problem.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No never. Not once.

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023

CEOofFART posted:

these posts are like the intersection of actual Nextdoor posts and the boomer posting thread

lol


buglord posted:

I find it funny how a lot of the tip screens hide the 0% behind another button press.

The Tropical Smoothie that is a few blocks down from has an Indian cashier who will watch what you press and if you try to hit the 0 button for no tip he'll go "no no! You must put tip in first!"

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Only with things that aren't immediately valuable, but can be with time and care - i.e. plant seeds, a fertilized egg

CostcoDog
Nov 12, 2024

Imma comin' for ya!
I always put my tip on the take-out food.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
I always tip for everything constantly. I am perfect.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
I only tip cops and judges

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Jesus this is a bad one

That face when smuggles is correct. Ugh hate to see it

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama
Nah I stick it all the way in

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I only tip at resultants, and I've gotten take out in the tipping era a single handful of times.

When something becomes more corporate, you tend to look at it differently.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

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here's a tip OP. stop posting

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

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Smugworth posted:

Jesus this is a bad one

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
I order online but select cash tip and pay in person and make my wife pick it up

King Phenomenon
Apr 15, 2025

https://godincarnate.me
Sure, why not?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

500excf type r posted:

I order online but select cash tip and pay in person and make my wife pick it up

You would

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

There's no tax on tips anymore so no

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

no

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

cumpantry posted:

here's a tip OP. stop posting

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Lipstick Apathy

nullandvoid posted:

I only tip cops and judges

Wow you don't tip your landlord? Cringe

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
I wish Methanar was here to sink this thread

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

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big mean giraffe posted:

Wow you don't tip your landlord? Cringe

i tip em with a big sloppy kiss

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I only tip in Europe and Japan. I insist they take the tip, making a huge deal about it if they try to tell me they don't do that here. I'll start yelling that the customer is always right and how I demand customer service with a smile.

In America tho? God no, never tip, they'll never change anything if you do obviously.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Shut the gently caress up pencilhands

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

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Devils Affricate posted:

Shut the gently caress up pencilhands

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!
your meal was subsidized by the cooks making poverty wages op

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I would like a small affordable robot with a camera that could stay docked that I could sent around if I was concerned about something in the house

Anderson Koopa posted:

Sometimes I leave a buck or two.

Worth it for them to remember me by.

Remember that you are cheap? $1 was a tip meant to be insulting 20 years of inflation ago.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I carry around a stack of $100 bills and tip anyone I have any kind of interaction with.

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