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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Trying go put on pants while running.

Yesterday I was in the process of putting pants on when my daughter screamed in the next room because, turns out, she saw a spider. I absolutely knew the scream was over some bug bullshit but still, it's not like you can ignore it.

One foot was in the already in pants, surely the second would go in en route. Planted my face on the side of a shelf, dislodged a tooth. It's a kjnd of a summer festival season here and serious people are on vacation so had to go to a go a quack, 400 euros.

Have you ever had a bad idea?

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nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

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this thread was your worst idea op

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




paid money to post

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Icochet posted:

Trying go put on pants while running.

Yesterday I was in the process of putting pants on when my daughter screamed in the next room because, turns out, she saw a spider. I absolutely knew the scream was over some bug bullshit but still, it's not like you can ignore it.

One foot was in the already in pants, surely the second would go in en route. Planted my face on the side of a shelf, dislodged a tooth. It's a kjnd of a summer festival season here and serious people are on vacation so had to go to a go a quack, 400 euros.
lol

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

nocaps posted:

this thread was your worst idea op

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

Escape Room, but it's just groups going into a room to do Bottle Flipping and other overdone TikTok challenges

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

nocaps posted:

this thread was your worst idea op

What is your problem with it?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Icochet posted:

What is your problem with it?

It reminds him of his worst idea, posting in it.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Icochet posted:

What is your problem with it?

it's almost a pchands post

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

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Icochet posted:

What is your problem with it?

nothing I just wanted to be first reply :)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

nocaps posted:

nothing I just wanted to be first reply :)

This is can respect

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Escape Room, but it's just groups going into a room to do Bottle Flipping and other overdone TikTok challenges

A friend went to one of these escape room places and had a low key panic attack when he realized they didnt serve drinks when he was locked up in the dungeon. How can you be so poo poo at entertainment

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I once bought 27 boxes of Fruity Yummy Mummy.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

CPL593H posted:

I once bought 27 boxes of Fruity Yummy Mummy.

Don't know what that is but to a layman it sounds like a pretty bad idea

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's almost certainly wine.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Icochet posted:

Don't know what that is but to a layman it sounds like a pretty bad idea

It's a sugary cereal with a cartoon monster on the box.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I once had the urge to jump up in the air whilst standing in a door frame

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Running without putting on pants

A few years ago I was training for a marathon and decided to go for a 30k run without my normal long lycra under shorts. I thought it would feel nice to be a bit more free down there. I got chafe so bad I had blood down my thighs and when I got in the shower I screamed in pain.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

EoinCannon posted:

Running without putting on pants

A few years ago I was training for a marathon and decided to go for a 30k run without my normal long lycra under shorts. I thought it would feel nice to be a bit more free down there. I got chafe so bad I had blood down my thighs and when I got in the shower I screamed in pain.

I hear you brother. Also the guy at marathon must've been lik AAA THE SKIRT DOES NOTHNG

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Bad Purchase posted:

paid euroz to post

adainthewiree
Nov 25, 2024

The Most Honorable Finance Bushido
I keep preordering games and they keep being bad but I can't stop doing it

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
Getting the toast out with a fork.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

ow! of the Machine posted:

Getting the toast out with a fork.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Tao of the Machine posted:

Getting the toast out with a fork.

:hmmyes:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dating the boss.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Escape Room, but it's just groups going into a room to do Bottle Flipping and other overdone TikTok challenges

And you can never escape. You may have just imagine my own personal hell. Well done!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Tao of the Machine posted:

Getting the toast out with a fork.

:byoscience:

hahaha
May 6, 2024

i have NEVER had a bad idea said the Zen monk

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
You can’t eat a whole pineapple in one sitting even if you really love pineapple

I mean, I guess you can, but your mouth will eventually fill with blood and ruin the taste

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Going into debt to go to college

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Look upon me,
you who reflect upon me,
and you hearers, hear me.
You who are waiting for me,
take me to yourselves.
And do not banish me
from your sight.
Yeah I was go na say: college

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Got engaged at 18 (didn't ultimately marry her, thank the stars)

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
Eating 5 day old cake -- the mass exodus of my intestinal flora that followed lasted for a week

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
cake should last at least a week imo, it must have been flawed from the start

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

tried to monetize a hobby. it was successful but made me like my hobby and the people in it less so I stopped doing it. who wants to work after work anyway

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Go off-road in a Volkswagen Rabbit. I ended up having to buy a new car.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

EoinCannon posted:

Running without putting on pants

A few years ago I was training for a marathon and decided to go for a 30k run without my normal long lycra under shorts. I thought it would feel nice to be a bit more free down there. I got chafe so bad I had blood down my thighs and when I got in the shower I screamed in pain.

Dang. I had that issue (not as bad) but a stick of anti chafe balm solved the issue.

I thought an unpowered push mower would work fine for a large lawn. That was dumb.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Went to university for a screenwriting degree

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
One time, I said "gently caress it" and meant it with all my heart. poo poo idea under the circumstances.

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Yeah I was go na say: college

Don't get me wrong, I liked college. It was paying tens of thousands of dollars for it that was stupid

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