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epic redditor
Feb 17, 2025

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Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

13 burger buns, put all the bread in my face.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
$1 Bun
$12 Mayo

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
jesus, is this really what they do on reddit?

ngt
Jun 22, 2025

can i get uh

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I would like a small affordable robot with a camera that could stay docked that I could sent around if I was concerned about something in the house
Why do I only have $13? Jesus christ, why am I in the existential crisis and spending all of my money on a burger?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺

Where's the beef

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


there's no actual burger patty in that list of ingredients OP

you idiot

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
code:
WELCOME TO THE BURGER DIMENSION

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

fried egg, fried egg, bacon, poo poo i made breakfast

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Im paying thirteen dollars so I dont have to makew it

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Is the bun a buck for the top and a buck for the bottom, or is it a package deal?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
No beetroot, voted 1

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Why does the picture of the ketchup have “Motivated Couple” written on it? Do I get them for my $2 as well?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
1 bun, 3 onion, 2 cheese. Made ploughman's lunch :smug:

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


yes, yes, yes, no, maybe, yes

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Secks Cauldron posted:

1 bun, 3 onion, 2 cheese. Made ploughman's lunch :smug:

1 bun, 6 ketchup. Made tomato soup.

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


How much if I want catsup

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
3 bacon, dollar for the bus

Summer Rose
Apr 5, 2025

Your free gift for joining the Common Cons/Scams thread with no obligation!

BTW I've got this great investment that I think would be PERFECT for you!!1!
I will take this thread vaguely seriously and put a burger patty for $4 in place of the pulled beef, because what the gently caress.

Now I will take what I usually make for myself when I cook them at home. So I have a bun for $1, a burger patty for $4, and cheese for $3, which is $8 already. Can I add all the condiments and toppings I use and stay under $13? Let's see:

Mayonnaise and mustard for $1 each, ketchup and pickles for $2 each. That makes $6, putting me a dollar over, so no. I suppose I could lose the mayonnaise to keep it to $13, but then I'd have to eat it very quickly to avoid the bun getting soggy.

This exercise sucks.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Summer Rose posted:

I will take this thread vaguely seriously and put a burger patty for $4 in place of the pulled beef, because what the gently caress.

Now I will take what I usually make for myself when I cook them at home. So I have a bun for $1, a burger patty for $4, and cheese for $3, which is $8 already. Can I add all the condiments and toppings I use and stay under $13? Let's see:

Mayonnaise and mustard for $1 each, ketchup and pickles for $2 each. That makes $6, putting me a dollar over, so no. I suppose I could lose the mayonnaise to keep it to $13, but then I'd have to eat it very quickly to avoid the bun getting soggy.

This exercise sucks.

this is why the all-bun method is the golden path.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i;m not paying $2 for a fuckin pickle

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I’ll buy you shrimp every night of your life and you can eat it out of my butthole!

Call Your Grandma posted:

i;m not paying $2 for a fuckin pickle

what if I told you you could also turn in your good boy points but the exchange rate is $1:100 GBP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
4 avocado, 1 bread (toasted)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How can I make a burger without a burger patty OP?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Call Your Grandma posted:

i;m not paying $2 for a fuckin pickle

I've got a pickle you can have for free. :grin:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Funky See Funky Do posted:

1 bun, 6 ketchup. Made tomato soup.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Thank goodness I was just lightly deep fried
Lipstick Apathy

Anderson Koopa posted:

I've got a pickle you can have for free. :grin:

You call it a pickle cuz it's all shriveled and small and smells like vinegar?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

big mean giraffe posted:

You call it a pickle cuz it's all shriveled and small and smells like vinegar?

It's also green and bumpy :smith:

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Thank goodness I was just lightly deep fried
Lipstick Apathy

Anderson Koopa posted:

It's also green and bumpy :smith:

That's normal at least

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
I can get a burger with the lot where I am for about $16. According to this list it would be about $22. Adjusting for exchange rate $33.

What a god drat rip off burger joint. I say we burn it to the ground, so a better one may grow in its place.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
fired green tomatoes, fried pickles, tobacco onions

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

A bun and four kraft singles, I guess?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm a vegetarian OP

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

redshirt posted:

I'm a vegetarian OP

Still leaves you with 15 out of 17 options!

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019


no beetroot, this is bullshit 0/5

Chewbecca posted:

No beetroot, voted 1

efb :australia:

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Jun 22, 2025

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

dr_rat posted:

I can get a burger with the lot where I am for about $16. According to this list it would be about $22. Adjusting for exchange rate $33.

What exchange rate are you adjusting for? What country does this bizarre burger Snellen chart come from? :confused:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

Lor posted:

What exchange rate are you adjusting for? What country does this bizarre burger Snellen chart come from? :confused:

I'm assuming as it thinks jalapeno poppers on a burger is a normal thing, it's US based. And adjusting it for the standard world currency, Australian dollars.

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Lor
Oct 9, 2006

dr_rat posted:

I'm assuming as it thinks jalapeno poppers on a burger is a normal thing, it's US based. And adjusting it for the standard world currency, Australian dollars.

Aahhh, haha, I was wondering if "pulled beef" was an australian term for minced beef or something. =D

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