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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Buglord
120% on my monitor, and 110% on the mobile app on my iPhone.

I'm not sure if its age or my screens getting progressively larger but its pretty uncomfortable reading paragraphs at 100% nowadays.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

0% I can't see anything and I let my screen reader read out everything people look at me weird in public for it

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
100%

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Buglord

syntaxfunction posted:

0% I can't see anything and I let my screen reader read out everything people look at me weird in public for it

are you that dude who made that ask/tell about being legally blind a long time ago?

e: ah no it was someone else. also there was a goon that posted an ask/tell about this and accidentally autobanned themselves lol.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

buglord posted:

are you that dude who made that ask/tell about being legally blind a long time ago?

e: ah no it was someone else. also there was a goon that posted an ask/tell about this and accidentally autobanned themselves lol.

Oh no I'm not blind I'm just incredibly lazy.

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

125% on my 27" 1440p and I think somewhere similar or up to 150 on my macbook 14"

mum told me that staring at screens nonstop would ruin my vision and she was absolutely right

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


120%, yeah. I have to occasionally remember to go to 100% to make sure the images I'm posting aren't huge or super small. I have 20/20 vision and can read it but it's definitely more comfortable just a smidge larger. I imagine a lot of it is the screen resolutions, the font hasn't changed since the days of people browsing this on 800x600, right?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

don't give a poo poo about thread topic but voted gar, thanks

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

120%, op

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
110

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
Jesus we're running low on threads huh

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I could start spamming drilldo squirt appreciation threads if you want.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


syntaxfunction posted:

0% I can't see anything and I let my screen reader read out everything people look at me weird in public for it

BUTT FART poo poo
BUTT FART poo poo
SHUTT BART FIT


e: 90%

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I read the forums one letter at a time

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

drilldo squirt posted:

I could start spamming drilldo squirt appreciation threads if you want.

suck and cover-coded behavior

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
that was a typo but I'm sticking with it

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

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100% and why the gently caress is there a fish poll on this

Normality Breath
Oct 2, 2022
100%. I expect a correctly calibrated forums experience. Zooming in would result in wildly distended goat men and pig balls. If you're seeing those, you should hit ctrl-0 immediately.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nocaps posted:

100% and why the gently caress is there a fish poll on this

to correctly establish the status of the treacherous gar

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

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Normality Breath posted:

100%. I expect a correctly calibrated forums experience. Zooming in would result in wildly distended goat men and pig balls. If you're seeing those, you should hit ctrl-0 immediately.

precisely this

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

death cob for cutie posted:

suck and cover-coded behavior

I want you to know I have no idea who you are talking about and therefore I am unoffended.

Summer Rose
Apr 5, 2025

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What the hell is this poll? I didn't touch any zoom settings that I know of on my desktop computer, so it must be at 100% I guess.

I also downloaded the mobile app and all the text was huge. Tried playing around with the font size settings but couldn't make it change anything, so I gave up (knowing me I was just being an idiot and doing something wrong). Gave up and went back to using this site from a regular browser on my phone instead. The text is quite small but I just deal with it.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

130%, as I'm shortsighted as hell and also the font looks a bit weird at anything smaller.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gar currently correctly swimming to victory as worst fish, with a majority of the votes

actually is 50% a plurality or a majority in this instance?

freetrialaccount
Nov 24, 2024
When I was in middle school I bought a used copy of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, geriatric extra large print edition. That baby was over 1000 pages and was heavy like a brick.

Unfortunately no one here with their large browser text will feel as cool as young me did with that book. That's because you're old and have poor eyesight

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
100% on the computer. Not sure about mobile. Also your poll is missing goku

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I read the forums one letter at a time

Same. What's up 1500% zoom buddy!

Each letter is important, and should be properly viewed and meditated on!

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Default android app size. I gather there is some sort of fish poll involving gar? They are rad but way too much work for eating. Crappie are the best fish.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Anderson Koopa posted:

100% on the computer. Not sure about mobile. Also your poll is missing goku

goku is not a fish

Summer Rose
Apr 5, 2025

Your free gift for joining the Common Cons/Scams thread with no obligation!

BTW I've got this great investment that I think would be PERFECT for you!!1!

Only if you're not using your imagination hard enough.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

It's traditional to include goku regardless :colbert:

_____!
May 2, 2004


My problem is that the text size isn't consistent. Sometimes I'll load up a thread and the text is a perfect size but then you'll go to the next page and it's microscopic.

Apparently this is a known issue and is supposedly being worked on behind the scenes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

170% OP.

What do I win?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).
69%

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
Has anyone tried to put their zoom into negative numbers? What does it do, show the site as a mirror image, show a version of SA from the good universe, show the version of SA only the dead use?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
I don't know what zoom level Enrique uses when he's reading posts out loud to me.

my midlife crisis
Nov 27, 2024
X embeds on, bluesky embeds off

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Buglord

death cob for cutie posted:

Jesus we're running low on threads huh

Buddy with tariffs the way they are I have to make more threads out of less material in order to keep prices sane. Now are you voting in the fish poll or not?

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


350 because I post from across from a double garage and my bitch of a wife won't help me move the LazEBoy any closer (drat sciatica acting up again)

On mobile I dictate my posts to the neighbor kid because I don't know how to use technology

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