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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022







jesus is a bear and he is my friend

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




awesome pic, great size. look thick, solid, tight.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Mao and Xi did nothing wrong. Long live the CPC!
nice thread

would be a shame if something happened to it

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Toxic Mental posted:

nice thread

would be a shame if something happened to it

you wouldn’t

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jesu christu

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





(͒ˊ(❢)ˋ)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Satan is also a bear

Really makes you think tbh

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jesu, his cock stinky

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ci-lhTYWE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I've been learning German for a few years now and whenever they say poo poo in German in Evangelion it's funny as poo poo

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





come sweet trash

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Flipping through Amazon looking for movies to watch and just saw the high concept masterpiece Cocaine Christ

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





cocaine christ? ʕథ౪థʔ

cocaine bear who is jesus who is my friend? ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

TrashMammal posted:

cocaine christ? ʕథ౪థʔ

cocaine bear who is jesus who is my friend? ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





the gently caress is that thing?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TrashMammal posted:

the gently caress is that thing?

Ur mom's rear end in a top hat

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


every jesus has a cross to bear

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



There all is aching

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).
Holy poo poo that bear ate Jesus!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Teach a bear to fish and he will know fresh sushi forever

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

Listen pal, without my direct involvement, that Belgian journalist would have been up to his ankles in shit on multiple occasions.

"Doesn't sound too bad"?
Buddy, he'd be doing a hand-stand.
I’m more of a Godflesh guy tbh but I’m glad to see a Jesu thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdfTjPO6HDU

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

TrashMammal posted:

the gently caress is that thing?

The non artificial, questionably intelligent rendering of your keyboard vomit of a post, Buddy Jesus Cocaine Bear.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Bear waits patiently for meal

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Jesus is a Trash Mammal

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
The b in Jebus stands for bear

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Rubber Chicken posted:

The b in Jebus stands for bear

what do the other letters stand for

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

flubber nuts posted:

what do the other letters stand for

Je = I

bear = bear

us = us

When there was only one set of paw prints, that's when he bore us

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rubber Chicken posted:

Je = I

bear = bear

us = us

When there was only one set of paw prints, that's when he bore us

Praise Him!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Rubber Chicken posted:

Je = I

bear = bear

us = us

When there was only one set of paw prints, that's when he bore us

:worship:

mystes
May 31, 2006

(Yogi Bear voice) Hey, hey, Jesús

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was there, 5735 years ago...

Some desert nook, it was cool, admittedly....

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

who among you will bear witness

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

who among you will bear witness

I will. I've walked right up on several bears....

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