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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





explain yourselves

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What's that

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Kid thing ignore him he just sounds old

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's an S tier vegetable, no amount of hairdo association is going to tarnish its brand

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
when are bowl cuts coming back

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Wendigee posted:

Kid thing ignore him he just sounds old

broccoli haver spotted

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Private Cumshoe posted:

when are bowl cuts coming back

whenever white children stop shooting up churches

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Private Cumshoe posted:

when are bowl cuts coming back

big in korea right now

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





kpop thread killers

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


drat broccoli headed kids these days!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Once there was a boy who
Used to wash his hair with
All natural shampoo but
Then it started growing
Thick and green and full of vitamins

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Oh sorry I was looking at my phone, what'd you say old man?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





that dumbfuck ad where a marine fights a dragon except he has broccoli hair

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Broccoli hair
Pants on the ground
Bell bottoms
Get off my lawn

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My son is 13 and he has broccoli hair. I think he looks pretty sharp, tbqh.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





ur kid is a dweeb and i’m gonna bully him

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Gosh dad it's CAULIFLOWER you aren't with it you never will be UGH

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

teenager is shocked to hear that internet forum man in his late 30s disapproves of his hairstyle

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Brassica Boufant

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





i will defeat all of you children

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
All those 5 year olds goons defeated in a fight are grown up and now.... they're loving PISSED

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TrashMammal posted:

ur kid is a dweeb and i’m gonna bully him

Teens are devastatingly vicious. Get back to the nursing home, old person. I say this for your own good.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





crying, tears in their eyes as their rear end hits the pavement

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Do you really want to be calling out Broly here

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bad Purchase posted:

big in korea right now

you're thinking of circumcision

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Do you really want to be calling out Broly here

He's coming with his clothes off

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
You can't just call someone or something out like that without doing it in a wrestling getup and shouting at the other posters about your powerful moves.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I have broccoli balls, is that ok? Should I be ashamed of what I am??? Or is it ok with you op? Please respond.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
This feels like it would've been an out of date old man on porch gripe before the pandemic

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I want my baby back baby back

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Why can't


they just


have normal


hair like


when we


were kids?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Every night in dreams.... I hear you.... I feel you....

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wifi Toilet posted:

Why can't


they just


have normal


hair like


when we


were kids?


I see way more brocolli cuts than I did any of those tbf. Also it's been around for a while now and doesn't seem to be fading at all

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i used to kinda have that bieber hair and back in the mid/late 2000s i shared an office with a couple other new grads and one day they had put up a picture of bieber on the wall by my desk and labeled him my son

i kept it up the whole time i worked there

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I had the big curly broccoli head thing until I was allowed to grow it long, and I grew luxurious ringlets. Then I went bald in my 20s. Shoulda just been born bald

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bad Purchase posted:

i used to kinda have that bieber hair and back in the mid/late 2000s i shared an office with a couple other new grads and one day they had put up a picture of bieber on the wall by my desk and labeled him my son

i kept it up the whole time i worked there

That's funny and the right play

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's funny and the right play

Don't act like u know anything about play

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Carrot Top > Broccoli Hair > cumcoif

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rubber Chicken posted:

Carrot Top > Broccoli Hair > cumcoif

Raindrop drop top

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Mao and Xi did nothing wrong. Long live the CPC!

Private Cumshoe posted:

you're thinking of circumcision

that's called a bowl cut

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