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X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
Dear Kade, remember when I showed up at your front door with a pillowcase of crappy DVDs and we watched Last Action Hero and played Postal 2 and made wacky dancing gifs and played with fireworks? That was a very nice time, not many people invite me places so I appreciate it.

Dear Nobunny, thank you for giving me Xenosaga, I ended up beating the whole trilogy, not many people give me things so that was nice. Sorry I was smelly and vomity all the time.

Dear Powerkrazy, you bought me two bowls at Genghis Grill and that was awesome. Our times at the goonhouse were the happiest times I can remember, I enjoyed our smash brothers battles and watching you play nethack. I'm sorry I messed up your bedsheets with that weird lady. Thanks for putting up with me.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hot cocoa on the couch, you were the best mod the friday thread could ever hope for

we miss ya, pal

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
What up Lowtax

Can't ban any furries or juggalos anymore

Sad

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Burt I remember ur wife's horrible cooking it was extremely funny. You getting drunk on Budweiser in ur murder basement while everyone in the voice chat ribbed the poo poo out of you yet you were laughing urself to tears owned. You were good natured as hell. RIP my man

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Rubber Chicken posted:

What up Lowtax

Can't ban any furries or juggalos anymore

Sad

"Most likely dead"

Is lowtax in Cuba with Biggie and Tupac? Or in Argentina with Hitler?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Brandfarlig posted:

"Most likely dead"

Is lowtax in Cuba with Biggie and Tupac?

I didn't see the body

99.9 percent sure isn't 100

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He's in like rubber hose cartoon hell stuck in an animation loop having his head plungered by a bluto looking demon as he spins in an eternally flushing toilet

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

cumpantry you sometimes said funny things and I appreciate that.

syntaxfunction you're a piece of poo poo I'm glad you aren't around.

Seth Pecknsniff it's wack how you moderate from beyond but I respect the hustle.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



A few years ago I would've said Caro but welp... :shrug:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




CaptainSarcastic posted:

A few years ago I would've said Caro but welp... :shrug:

crushed under a pile of money

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
Lowtax,

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
jimmyjams, sorry we couldn't find a cure for fart/belch/etc.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




bird with big dick, you were right all along, rest in peace

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

cumshitter, died in the womb

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

taco you had the best loving videos ever, still do

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Le Jackal, you were an obsessive 2nd Amendment cultist, but I admired your dedication to the bit. If the words "gun" and "control" appeared in the same post you would miraculously pop up like some firearms-based genie to tediously defend owning boomsticks.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Awful goon you know what you did...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).
Big Beef City I genuinely miss your rants even if sometimes you were mean to posters who didn’t deserve it. I hope you are sitting on a nice porch with Grizzlebits in the afterlife.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Rubber Chicken posted:

What up Lowtax

Can't ban any furries or juggalos anymore

Sad


:wrong:

Dear Richard,

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
if i google "dear richard" (with quotes) the results are all about richard madeley. lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm like 99% sure he's not dead, but I miss you luvcow.

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
Alpha, stop yelling at me on the mic. It's just NHL 10 online. You're not even good at it (the game/poo poo talking)

Hammerite posted:

:wrong:

Dear Richard,

:wrong:

Qqqq Qqqqqqq,

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
Also legit RIP Alpha, I don't remember your username but I remember your gamertag. I hung out with your friend after you passed and we saw a baseball game. We lost horribly, but there was a fight and that was pretty cool. Being young was awesome, glad I made a few connections along the way

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Grimey Drawer
YeahTubaMike was a great posting pal in f you and dine. :rip:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Anderson Koopa posted:

YeahTubaMike was a great posting pal in f you and dine and the Howard Stern thread. :rip:

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
Also RIP to my irl friend who was an absolute car maniac and used to post pictures of the mods we made to his lovely, lovely, lovely sedan for a post apocalypse movie we were making for fun like 15 years ago. He posted a ton of videos on Automotive Insanity or whatever it was called, and he loved getting feedback from people on how to Mad Max the car further. Thanks for the memories, random internet car people

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

militia etheridge posted:

Also RIP to my irl friend who was an absolute car maniac and used to post pictures of the mods we made to his lovely, lovely, lovely sedan for a post apocalypse movie we were making for fun like 15 years ago. He posted a ton of videos on Automotive Insanity or whatever it was called, and he loved getting feedback from people on how to Mad Max the car further. Thanks for the memories, random internet car people

was your friend the guy from bellflower?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Thank you Mr. Kitty for being a gross goon and willing to take closeup pics of your face and penis. Your health was obviously in bad shape twenty years ago so you're probably dead or close to it.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
Wish your heart wasnt hosed up, kimjongillest. Still got the book.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


Miss you, my first IRL goon friend. We only knew this bc once we were doing drugs with a stranger and I was (badly) trying to explain a meme and you asked me if I had stairs in my house. I don’t remember your username since we never posted together, you said you mostly posted in TFR and AI which is weird, you didn’t have a car or ever talk about guns. First Brian died when his big fat heart couldn’t take the blow anymore, then you choked after drinking too much, and now I’m the only one surviving of our little crew. Rough.
Anyway you were wonderful, and such a good friend. A sweet man running with tough guys.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016
RIP Therapy goon from the last anonymous confessions thread.

Glad you finally got some sweet sweet therapy pussy. Hope it was good for you.


Now that you're a skin suit and all. Hopefully she killed you quick and painlessly rather than like bludgeoning you to death with a cast iron skillet or some poo poo.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

RIP that goon who made a submarine out of poo poo you could find in a lowes hardware store. Thank you for inspiring stockton rush

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Anderson Koopa posted:

YeahTubaMike was a great posting pal in f you and dine. :rip:

Yeah :smith:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
TokiDoki you were the coolest person I met at GoonCon who I then never talked to again and you last posted in 2013 so clearly this means you died, not that, you know, you just left the Forums randomly like surely the vast majority of former posters

Who else in my friends list has not been on forever

WC I see you have been gone 21 years; I literally remember nothing about you except that for a while we had a habit of private messaging each other complete nonsense on a weekly basis

Republicanus you were older than most Goons so you at least might be dead, but I hope not because you were my favorite bro to adventure with in the Star Wars Galaxies Goon era. I last heard from you when you suggested I play uhhh god I have no idea, some mid-2010s MMORPG that probably lasted a few years whose name I have long since forgotten

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

God drat I hate you Postbot!!!

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
JRR: If I had known how little time you had left on earth, I would have made out with you longer at that party and bought the Laziest Men on Mars CD.

Nameless goon with Tourette's from AZ I spoke with briefly on the phone at a party: Thank you for getting my friend to move out of her Mom's basement.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Caro I know your not dead but you should be.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Anderson Koopa posted:

YeahTubaMike was a great posting pal in f you and dine. :rip:

??? RIP I guess

my midlife crisis
Nov 27, 2024
This one's for Jose :cheers:

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
rip chris

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