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He was a national treasure
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A New York Jet got stabbed and no tears were shed.
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Mark Sanchez, aka The Sanchise, aka butt fumble guy was drunk and attacked a door dash driver who pepper sprayed and then stabbed him.
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Stabbed yo gabba gabbed
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here lies mark sanchez ran into a butt
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Need to know who he voted for before any further action can be made
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They need to shut the NFL down until we can all figure out what’s going on.
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Kevyn posted:here lies mark sanchez Ran into a 69 year old door dash driver's knife.
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i think the important information is that he got stabbed during a fistfight, that he got criminally charged for.
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is hutthutt hikeman going to be okay??
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What’s really hood binch The stabber is gonna go away for a long time
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Need to know who he voted for before any further action can be made lol this
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Wonder who's gonna call the Raiders/Colts game now. Or maybe they'll let him call it from jail.
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The door dash guy should get the gig.
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Buttfumble
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Abusing gig workers when you make pro sports figgies should be illegal
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Taylor Swift got stabbed by a sportsball guy too according to her new song
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stabagool
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Reminder to be good to your DoorDash Guy and he’ll be good to you
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lol, a loser qb manages to snag a second life as a broadcaster and he’s such a fuckup that he manages to gently caress up his broadcasting job too. Whatever, I hope he loses a nut too
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For the non sports lovers out there, this is the guy who got stabbed / arrested.![]() He also got some mid game refreshments (audio on) https://i.imgur.com/yjdbJZF.mp4
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Anderson Koopa posted:He also got some mid game refreshments (audio on) Why did he have to hide his hotdog eating? Are hotdogs woke or something? They even have contests on the sports channels for eating hotdogs!
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Wifi Toilet posted:Why did he have to hide his hotdog eating? Are hotdogs woke or something? They even have contests on the sports channels for eating hotdogs! Because real winners get their nutrition in before the game? Idk lol. They just seemed to think he seemed a bit unserious.
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Those crucial hot dog electrolytes
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didn't sonic the hedgehog eat chili dogs to run faster. same theory.
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Performance enhancing hotdog
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Wifi Toilet posted:Performance Enhancing Dogs He was given the choice to either be suspended indefinitely or to retire for the amount of PEDs he was taking. He chose retirement.
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hell in the 60s they kept coolers full of beer in the locker room for half time
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Apparently the dude was an rear end in a top hat Which isn't saying much for a sports ball guy I mean he got stabbed and got into a fight so really it's small potatoes compared to a raider killing 3 people in a car
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Apparently the dude was an rear end in a top hat The Packers drafted a serial killer
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Tragic. Who would have thought a man that could throw/kick/hit a ball really well would be capable of this?
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Anderson Koopa posted:The Packers drafted a serial killer Who drafted Aaron Hernandez
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Kuato posted:They need to shut the NFL down until we can all figure out what’s going on. Getting slammed in the head all the time makes people go a little crazy.
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"flags" are not at "half staff" because you keep gooning to the sportsball guys. hth
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istewart posted:"flags" are not at "half staff" because you keep gooning to the sportsball guys. hth You don't know that.
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Smugworth posted:Abusing gig workers when you make pro sports figgies should be illegal lol the people who make the laws will probably make it super legal
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Not the first time someone was stabbed in a ball pit
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Sports would be more interesting if knives were allowed as player equipment, is what I'm getting from this?
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CPL593H posted:Getting slammed in the head all the time makes people go a little crazy. Especially when you're slamming your head into a butt.
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Smugworth posted:Who drafted Aaron Hernandez ![]() His brother coached my hometown's high school football team.
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