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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
He was a national treasure

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

A New York Jet got stabbed and no tears were shed.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Mark Sanchez, aka The Sanchise, aka butt fumble guy was drunk and attacked a door dash driver who pepper sprayed and then stabbed him.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stabbed yo gabba gabbed

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

Please leave the room if this will affect you.
here lies mark sanchez

ran into a butt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Need to know who he voted for before any further action can be made

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
They need to shut the NFL down until we can all figure out what’s going on.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Kevyn posted:

here lies mark sanchez

ran into a butt

Ran into a 69 year old door dash driver's knife.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


i think the important information is that he got stabbed during a fistfight, that he got criminally charged for.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

is hutthutt hikeman going to be okay??

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
What’s really hood binch
The stabber is gonna go away for a long time

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Need to know who he voted for before any further action can be made

lol this

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Wonder who's gonna call the Raiders/Colts game now.

Or maybe they'll let him call it from jail.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
The door dash guy should get the gig.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Buttfumble

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
Abusing gig workers when you make pro sports figgies should be illegal

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Taylor Swift got stabbed by a sportsball guy too according to her new song

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

stabagool

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Reminder to be good to your DoorDash Guy and he’ll be good to you

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

lol, a loser qb manages to snag a second life as a broadcaster and he’s such a fuckup that he manages to gently caress up his broadcasting job too. Whatever, I hope he loses a nut too

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
For the non sports lovers out there, this is the guy who got stabbed / arrested.



He also got some mid game refreshments (audio on)

https://i.imgur.com/yjdbJZF.mp4

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Anderson Koopa posted:

He also got some mid game refreshments (audio on)

https://i.imgur.com/yjdbJZF.mp4

Why did he have to hide his hotdog eating? Are hotdogs woke or something? They even have contests on the sports channels for eating hotdogs!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Wifi Toilet posted:

Why did he have to hide his hotdog eating? Are hotdogs woke or something? They even have contests on the sports channels for eating hotdogs!

Because real winners get their nutrition in before the game?

Idk lol. They just seemed to think he seemed a bit unserious.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Those crucial hot dog electrolytes

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

didn't sonic the hedgehog eat chili dogs to run faster. same theory.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Performance enhancing hotdog

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Wifi Toilet posted:

Performance Enhancing Dogs

He was given the choice to either be suspended indefinitely or to retire for the amount of PEDs he was taking. He chose retirement.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hell in the 60s they kept coolers full of beer in the locker room for half time

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
Apparently the dude was an rear end in a top hat

Which isn't saying much for a sports ball guy I mean he got stabbed and got into a fight so really it's small potatoes compared to a raider killing 3 people in a car

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Apparently the dude was an rear end in a top hat

Which isn't saying much for a sports ball guy I mean he got stabbed and got into a fight so really it's small potatoes compared to a raider killing 3 people in a car

The Packers drafted a serial killer

The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Tragic. Who would have thought a man that could throw/kick/hit a ball really well would be capable of this?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky

Anderson Koopa posted:

The Packers drafted a serial killer

Who drafted Aaron Hernandez

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

BADDIES

Kuato posted:

They need to shut the NFL down until we can all figure out what’s going on.

Getting slammed in the head all the time makes people go a little crazy.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
"flags" are not at "half staff" because you keep gooning to the sportsball guys. hth

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

BADDIES

istewart posted:

"flags" are not at "half staff" because you keep gooning to the sportsball guys. hth

You don't know that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Smugworth posted:

Abusing gig workers when you make pro sports figgies should be illegal

lol the people who make the laws will probably make it super legal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Not the first time someone was stabbed in a ball pit

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sports would be more interesting if knives were allowed as player equipment, is what I'm getting from this?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

CPL593H posted:

Getting slammed in the head all the time makes people go a little crazy.

Especially when you're slamming your head into a butt.

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

:patssay:

His brother coached my hometown's high school football team.

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