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Just little things you do for your work besties. Maybe you compliment them in a non sexual way. Fill up the coffee pot when it's empty. Give them their pen back.
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I kill the mice that repeatedly invade the admin area up front where the ladies sit. And I’m kind enough to lie to them and not tell them they’re juvenile rats.
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Oct 5, 2025 12:27
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I’ve been making an effort to give kudos to the bosses when my team mates are kicking rear end, and then letting them know I did. Feels good.
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Oct 5, 2025 12:34
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I stare at the work snacks and people in front of me go "oh sorry i cant decide" and im like "no worries im still deciding too" and then i wait politely even after they've picked a snack so it seems real even when i did already know what i want Otherwise my day to day is unbelievably aggressive (im a human in humans v. battlebots and sometimes i fight horses and such as well)
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Oct 6, 2025 22:06
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I'm the king of knocking stuck items out of the vending machine for people.
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Oct 6, 2025 22:47
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On their birthdays I allow my underlings to make eye contact with me for 5 minutes.
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Oct 6, 2025 23:27
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I draw little smiley faces on the window in their cubes sometimes
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Oct 7, 2025 00:21
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I tell suckers when the nespresso is broken and they gotta use the other one.
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Oct 7, 2025 00:22
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I always make sure that the spikes on the orphan crushing machine are sharp and that theres enough spare lube so that the day shift guy doesn't have to shake hands with danger
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Oct 7, 2025 04:45
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Otherwise you gotta climb into the orphan hopper and they smell really bad and all speak some wacky moon language
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Oct 7, 2025 04:46
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Every third Friday I refrain from breakroom fish
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Oct 7, 2025 04:46
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When I go into the bathroom and notice a shy shitter, I poo poo louder to cover up their making GBS threads noises and make them feel more comfortable.
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Oct 7, 2025 04:51
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I often compliment people on their nice rear end (fridays are bring your donkey to work days here)
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Oct 7, 2025 05:48
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bossy lady posted:When I go into the bathroom and notice a shy shitter, I poo poo louder to cover up their making GBS threads noises and make them feel more comfortable. Knormal posted:On their birthdays I allow my underlings to make eye contact with me for 5 minutes. I do _both_ at the same time, I'm the best.
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Oct 7, 2025 06:47
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GABA ghoul posted:I often compliment people on their nice rear end (fridays are bring your donkey to work days here) Oi Sharon showed up with the DUMP TRUCK to the company picnic.
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Oct 7, 2025 07:51
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very proudly not pissing all over the toilet seat and bathroom floor and loudly telling all and sundry how i can successfully not piss everywhere.
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Oct 7, 2025 07:56
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I was the "spiders guy" because I was the only one in the office who didn't mind putting spiders outside, and as it was a warehouse mezzanine converted into offices we got a lot of spiders.
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Oct 7, 2025 07:58
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I let the janitor suck my dick now and again.
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Oct 7, 2025 08:17
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I change up the clip art on the notes above the sink scolding people for not washing their dishes and leaving the kitchen in a state
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Oct 7, 2025 09:12
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sometimes I do the dishes on my lunch break
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Oct 7, 2025 10:37
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Helping Sharon “rearrange the supply closet” 
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Oct 7, 2025 11:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Helping Sharon “rearrange the supply closet” explain?
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Oct 7, 2025 11:44
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cumpantry posted:explain? He’s having s_x with Sharon smdh
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Oct 7, 2025 11:50
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Idt most places keep sox in a supply closet unless they are a sockchain. I have deduced our subject works at rebok
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Oct 7, 2025 11:56
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The coldbrew spigot sprays explosive coldbrew particles like a squirt shotgun when its tapped and i always wipe down the tray and wall when that happens so the guy whos job is to switch the tank doesnt also have to wipe down me and my messes Once i was walking in the office and farted loud and brief like a gunshot, kept my face smiling and kept walking. I doubt anyone even knew it was a fart
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Oct 7, 2025 11:59
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They were being your work bestie in not acknowledging your extremely obvious gunshot fart
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Oct 7, 2025 12:10
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Enfys posted:They were being your work bestie in not acknowledging your extremely obvious gunshot fart I can never go back
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Oct 7, 2025 12:26
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cumpantry posted:explain? Railing Sharon in the supply closet, motorboating those big tibbies, etc. Have you never worked in an office before?
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Oct 7, 2025 12:46
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I always pick up the slack for my coworkers at the dick sucking factory.
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Oct 7, 2025 13:04
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Szyznyk posted:I kill the mice that repeatedly invade the admin area up front where the ladies sit. And I’m kind enough to lie to them and not tell them they’re juvenile rats. Ah, a child killer
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Oct 7, 2025 13:11
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Dixville posted:Just little things you do for your work besties. Maybe you compliment them in a non sexual way. Fill up the coffee pot when it's empty. Give them their pen back. 👍
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Oct 7, 2025 13:39
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I steal a bunch of plastic forks and spoons from the cafeteria and store them at my desk because my office mate steals them from me for his lunch - thus the cycle is never ending
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Oct 7, 2025 13:53
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I hotswap out worn knee pads for fresh ones for my coworkers at the DSF to help avoid stoppages on the line
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Oct 7, 2025 18:15
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It can get pretty hectic at the DSF but I always try to take some time with the new people to show them the ropes
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Oct 7, 2025 18:48
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bossy lady posted:When I go into the bathroom and notice a shy shitter, I poo poo louder to cover up their making GBS threads noises and make them feel more comfortable. A true hero, thank you
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Oct 7, 2025 19:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Railing Sharon in the supply closet, motorboating those big tibbies, etc. Have you never worked in an office before? no i have
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