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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
It’s gotta be in the dozens right?

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
By the laws of averages, yeah.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

why do you ask?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Not enough

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Just heard about two already today and figured that seemed pretty high.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the big bad wolf must be stopped

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!
Apparently there are 2.2 explosions per million housing units per year in the US. There are 147.9 million housing units which would correspond to 325 explosions per year or about 1 per day. So yeah two is a lot!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




everyone whose house didn't explode today, please check in here. mine did not.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The only thing that can stop a bad house from exploding is a perfectly timed explosion that will cancel out the shockwave

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry, I really had to take a poo poo OP.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

A few years ago my wife and I both heard a loud, but distant POW. Next day we see in the local news that a house a couple miles away exploded due to a gas leak. No deaths. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/home-leveled-in-st-paul-explosion/

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
my croatch blue up

house is fine it's not mine though

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I blew the house. The house wanted it, and the house liked it.

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


Bad Purchase posted:

everyone whose house didn't explode today, please check in here. mine did not.

Mine also did not. So we got two no's.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I blew up a couple bathrooms if that counts for anything.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
My house is ok so far

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
Still 5.5 hours left but holding steady

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

deep house phonk is blowing up right now

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



This one happened a few miles from my house a while back.

https://youtu.be/O2VkgFyNE4M?si=spcE4NMovK5IMiig

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

No natural gas lines around here. So most likely answer: meth lab.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
Are we counting apartment buildings as one house or many hice?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



I blew up at least three

I mean with the stench of the rancid shits I took in them

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Got some new colored lighting and then my house blue up.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
This may be a controversial opinion but I don’t think houses should blow up

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky

Toxic Mental posted:

I blew up at least three

I mean with the stench of the rancid shits I took in them

hey pencil hands

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Just going to say it, a certain place is rapidly running out of houses that aren't blown up, and this thread feels like it's a bit in poor taste.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


The Management posted:

This may be a controversial opinion but I don’t think houses should blow up

sometimes houses just blow up, that's science :shrug:

Vilest Strumpet
Sep 10, 2025

𝕸𝖊𝖈𝖚𝖒·𝕷𝖚𝖉𝖊
A building in my town blew up once. There was a propane leak over the weekend. When they came to open it up and switched on the lights, boom. The building vanished completely and so did those around it. I lived about two miles away and I still thought a car had hit my house—the shockwave was that intense.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

My house exploded….in value!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

The Management posted:

This may be a controversial opinion but I don’t think houses should blow up

Write your fuckin’ congressman about it then, christ

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
I don't have a house

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Hey OP! Yo momma so big she blew up the drat house lmao

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Oct 29, 2012

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Guy Who Blew Up His House posted:

I don't have a house

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Astrochicken posted:

I don't have a house

Because it blew up?

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Rubber Chicken posted:

Because it blew up?

It would be a bigger house then.

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
I sleep in a big tent op

For a clown to sleep in

At the circus

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Elburroman posted:

I sleep in a big tent op

For a clown to sleep in

At the circus

The Republican party?

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Knormal posted:

Are we counting apartment buildings as one house or many hice?

In my calculation an apartment unit would be one housing unit.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
please blow up my car so I never have to drive again. Just keep blowing up my cars every time I get a new one

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Smugworth posted:

please blow up my car so I never have to drive again. Just keep blowing up my cars every time I get a new one

I did this and have no regrets

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